#1421 ·
crimsonbadger24 said:So, I mean, what if we just headed over to the notary today and hammered out some kind of addendum or an amendment to the existing contract? Like, we could have him basically sign off stating that the debt is exactly this much and that much, and then give me the green light to go after it through a writ of execution if things don't work out any other way... or something along those lines, I guess.
Why the hell not? I mean, seriously, what's the big deal? I guess I'm just asking because it seems like everyone’s always looking for some reason to say no when there’s absolutely no reason to hold back, you know? Maybe I'm just being difficult, or maybe I'm just seeing things more clearly than most people around here, who I don't know, are always overthinking every single little thing until it's basically paralyzed by indecision. Honestly, if we're just gonna sit around waiting for the perfect moment or some cosmic sign that everything is absolutely flawless, we might as well just pack it in now. So yeah, why not? Just throw it out there and see what happens, right?
Look, I’m just saying, if you follow any kind of actual common sense—you know, like real-world logic instead of that nonsense they teach in textbooks—the first debt you ever take on is basically the one that comes back around to haunt you first. It’s just how the cycle works, I guess. You pull the trigger on a loan, you set things in motion, and eventually, that original debt finds its way right back to your doorstep. It’s almost poetic, if you think about it, but mostly it just sucks.
Don't you think it’s just absolutely wild that I'm stuck sitting here waiting on my own damn money, all because this guy is busy paying off credit card balances and loans he racked up using cash he basically borrowed from me? Like, seriously, isn't that just beyond messed up?
I mean, look, you’re basically acting like someone who goes out and signs up for a brand-new loan just so they can tell the bank they aren't paying back the old one—like, "hey, I'll settle the new debt first, then maybe I'll get around to the old one." Seriously, just try saying that to a loan officer at Chase and see what happens, right? I guess you’d probably get laughed right out of the building, or maybe just flagged immediately, because honestly, who actually thinks that logic holds any water? It sounds totally delusional if you really stop to think about how the banking system works here.
Look, I’m pretty sure they have no clue, honestly. I actually sat down and mapped out the whole timeline for the proceedings, including the actual process itself and what those legal fees are gonna look like, so if they had even a shred of sense, they could at least give me a ballpark figure.
Look, if I’m being totally honest here, I haven't quite figured out if this guy is actually an accountant or some kind of lawyer—honestly, who even knows anymore?—but he seems like he's got everything under control, you know? Like, he clearly wants to help, at least up to a certain point, and since I’m pretty much guaranteed to end up hiring a real attorney down the road anyway, I figure I might as well let him give me a hand now. I don't need him to start quoting specific sections of the Uniform Commercial Code or pulling out a bunch of legal jargon and stuff, I guess... I just really need to get a general sense of where things stand so I'm not walking into a meeting completely blindfolded.
Look, for the Federal Reserve to process a writ of execution, you need to have clauses regarding enforceability and finality. Basically—you need a final court judgment.
It doesn't matter what he signs for you. He could sign a paper saying he's gifting you his kidney, but if it’s not legal, you aren't getting that kidney. Got it?
Why not?
Common sense dictates that the first debt incurred should be the first one paid back.
Doesn't it seem a little weird to you that I'm stuck waiting for my money because he's busy paying off credit cards and loans he took out *after* he borrowed from me?
It’s like taking out a new loan and telling the old lender, "Hey, I'm not paying you yet; I'm paying off this new guy first." Just imagine what a banker would say to you if you tried that logic at Chase.
Because that's just how it works. 😁
Nobody cares about your "common sense"—the law has its own logic, and it carries more weight. And yeah, it happens all the time: people facing multiple garnishments end up paying off whichever bank filed the first writ of execution, not necessarily the one that lent them the cash first.