#121 ·
Please, listen closely to this... I went to collect my paycheck today, only to find my account frozen by Goldman Sachs.
I have never owed anyone a single cent in my life. No loans, no monthly installments, nothing at all. I was practically shouting profanities at the ceiling before heading down to Goldman Sachs to demand an explanation.
When I arrived, I discovered the most absurd reality: the local city administration had mistakenly filed an enforcement action against me because I share the exact same name as my late grandfather, who apparently left behind some unpaid utility bill.🙂
I lost my mind, sent my old man to settle the matter, and he paid the whole thing... roughly $667. Then, I return today—just three days after the payment was made—to finally withdraw my wages, and would you believe it? Goldman Sachs rejects the amount from my checking account anyway. Is this some kind of cosmic joke? What am I supposed to do now?
I have never owed anyone a single cent in my life. No loans, no monthly installments, nothing at all. I was practically shouting profanities at the ceiling before heading down to Goldman Sachs to demand an explanation.
When I arrived, I discovered the most absurd reality: the local city administration had mistakenly filed an enforcement action against me because I share the exact same name as my late grandfather, who apparently left behind some unpaid utility bill.🙂
I lost my mind, sent my old man to settle the matter, and he paid the whole thing... roughly $667. Then, I return today—just three days after the payment was made—to finally withdraw my wages, and would you believe it? Goldman Sachs rejects the amount from my checking account anyway. Is this some kind of cosmic joke? What am I supposed to do now?