Is this a disorder?

I’m gonna act like this isn't a troll even though

so what's the deal, Nina F21—what exactly do you want us to say?
You don't think it's schizophrenia, you aren't looking for a psychiatrist, and even though you definitely didn't graduate from Johns Hopkins, you're somehow an expert on what's actually going on here.

Look, just take a crow feather, mix it with two cat whiskers in a bowl of sulfur dioxide and some sparkling water, toss in two tablespoons of oregano, drink the whole thing, and then at 2:15 tomorrow afternoon, stare out your window and yell "hibiscus kus kus meniscus" three times.

Is that the magic solution you're looking for?

brightangler18 said:I’m gonna act like this isn't a troll even though

so what's the deal, Nina F21—what exactly do you want us to say?
You don't think it's schizophrenia, you aren't looking for a psychiatrist, and even though you definitely didn't graduate from Johns Hopkins, you're somehow an expert on what's actually going on here.

Look, just take a crow feather, mix it with two cat whiskers in a bowl of sulfur dioxide and some sparkling water, toss in two tablespoons of oregano, drink the whole thing, and then at 2:15 tomorrow afternoon, stare out your window and yell "hibiscus kus kus meniscus" three times.

Is that the magic solution you're looking for?

Seriously, bravo 🙏

I should probably mention that this recipe actually works every single time. 😁

And here I was, thinking I was the one losing my mind

stormymason5 said:I'm not joking. I have no idea what basis anyone would have to commit me to a hospital in New York City; nobody even knows about this, and even if they did, that alone isn't enough to get someone institutionalized.
I really don't think it's severe enough to warrant a trip to a psychiatrist.
Clearly, I can manage, considering I've been living like this for a year already. It's just that I've only recently started wondering if this is actually as normal as I originally thought.

🤦 🤣
You seriously have zero skill when it comes to trolling, whoever you think you are... 😛

...I’d say stick to the spinach, honestly. It can be a bit tricky to prepare sometimes, but you really need it—it gives you that extra boost of strength. Plus, it's loaded with iron, which is huge right now, especially since you've been dealing with that health issue lately. But hey, things are going to get better, I promise.
...As for those leeches... try upping your garlic intake. If you can manage a clove or two with every meal, they’ll eventually clear out.

...And one last thing... maybe go see a therapist to deal with all those people talking behind your back. A good pro knows exactly how to handle them—they can figure out how to flip the script so those people actually end up working in your favor instead of against you.🙂

Rebecca Scott3 said:...I’d say stick to the spinach, honestly. It can be a bit tricky to prepare sometimes, but you really need it—it gives you that extra boost of strength. Plus, it's loaded with iron, which is huge right now, especially since you've been dealing with that health issue lately. But hey, things are going to get better, I promise.
...As for those leeches... try upping your garlic intake. If you can manage a clove or two with every meal, they’ll eventually clear out.

...And one last thing... maybe go see a therapist to deal with all those people talking behind your back. A good pro knows exactly how to handle them—they can figure out how to flip the script so those people actually end up working in your favor instead of against you.🙂

Then why am I still anemic if we all have those damn nettles running through our veins and they're supposedly loaded with iron? Or are those selfish little weeds just hoarding all that iron for themselves instead of letting a tiny bit trickle into my bloodstream? 🤷

Matthew Castillo5 said:Then why am I still anemic if we all have those damn nettles running through our veins and they're supposedly loaded with iron? Or are those selfish little weeds just hoarding all that iron for themselves instead of letting a tiny bit trickle into my bloodstream? 🤷

Good grief 🤣

Matthew Castillo5 said:Then why am I still anemic if we all have those damn nettles running through our veins and they're supposedly loaded with iron? Or are those selfish little weeds just hoarding all that iron for themselves instead of letting a tiny bit trickle into my bloodstream? 🤷

It honestly feels like some kind of underground syndicate is just intercepting all the good stuff they produce... total mafia vibes. Honestly, you might want to go talk to a therapist about it. They're trained professionals who actually know how to navigate this kind of stuff and what to say to get things sorted out.

If she isn’t joking, then she’s in serious trouble if she ever wanders over to an alternative health forum looking for advice. She’ll be doomed. They’ll just fill her head with even more nonsense until some snake oil salesman swoops in to bleed her dry.

My honest advice? Get her to a psychiatrist, immediately. Delusions about nettles in your veins or leeches in your lungs might just be a passing obsession, but hearing voices? That’s a straight shot to a mental health professional.