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Timothy Castillo6 said:America is being run by one single person:
He’s got a mind that’s just plain twisted.
In this country, everything is upside down,
where social democrats are basically shaking hands with big business.
Hardly anyone in this nation actually puts in any work,
even the farmers are just growing crops for the government to snatch up.
Teachers are broke while the thieves are living large,
the smart people stay hidden while the idiots run the show.
The administration is nothing but a collection of freaks;
if you want to know about potato salad, go ask the Prime Minister.
The Secretary of Health has a face as red as a beet,
claiming he's fixing healthcare while he's busy shutting down hospitals.
People here love their neighbors like brothers,
yet they’re constantly at each other's throats in some fratricidal war.
While the crooks are busy lining their pockets everywhere they turn,
people are still getting worked up over old civil war politics.
But this whole mess is going to hit a wall pretty soon,
once the international courts finally step in.
Europe will eventually deal with this weird person,
and then they can take him exactly where he deserves to go.
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ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!! Get this sent to the papers immediately. 👍
It’s pretty obvious you don't really get how American journalism works.
Let me break it down for you.
Let's say journalists aren't lurking on this forum. Some might—honestly, they use sites like this for leads and inspiration all the time—but political reporters usually find way too much noise in the signal here.
The next step is just someone copy-pasting this whole little poem, maybe even adding a line of their own, and then passing it along. Within a few rounds of sharing, it’ll land right in front of a reporter (at the latest, it'll reach me).
Then, all we have to do is wait for some writer to run out of things to say. Or, you know, run out of column ideas.