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Canadians flocking to America for swinger beaches

The beach near Santa Barbara is a total sanctuary for anyone bold enough to indulge in sexual games in public. Apparently, our neighbors from Canada have caught wind of this, and according to their own media, they are increasingly turning to public sex on the shores.

It isn't just the political double standards; it's that
they come here specifically to perform their indecencies in public.

How much longer can we tolerate this? How far is too far?
Give them a heavy dose of discipline and see how quickly that crowd disappears.

Honestly, they can go screw themselves.

I mean, what’s actually negative about it? Aside from the fact that it isn't legal, I bet you’ve probably done some outdoor grilling yourself before

And why would that even bother you? Maybe you just wanted to catch some rays on that specific beach or something...

It’s kind of like when the fox couldn't reach the grapes and just decided they were sour anyway

edit: You probably think there aren't any Americans or other non-Canadians hanging out there, right?

Gregory Howard said:

Canadians flocking to America for swinger beaches

The beach near Santa Barbara is a total sanctuary for anyone bold enough to indulge in sexual games in public. Apparently, our neighbors from Canada have caught wind of this, and according to their own media, they are increasingly turning to public sex on the shores.

It isn't just the political double standards; it's that
they come here specifically to perform their indecencies in public.

How much longer can we tolerate this? How far is too far?
Give them a heavy dose of discipline and see how quickly that crowd disappears.

CANADIANS, GO AHEAD AND PERISH!

But first, keep your money in America.

Yeah, it's just John being clueless. No other group acts this scattered, especially not Americans. 🙏🤣

So, are Americans just totally celibate or do they only get busy behind closed doors? 🤣

Honestly, who cares? If you aren't into that scene, you won't be heading down to that beach anyway.

A blonde walks into her OB-GYN for a pregnancy test.
The doctor finishes the exam and says, "Congratulations, you're pregnant!"
Terrified, the woman asks, "Wait, is the baby going to be American or Canadian?"
"Well, ma'am," the doctor replies, "your husband is American..."
"I know that! It's just that lately, he's been complaining constantly about how much he can't stand Canadians..."

Gregory Howard said:

Canadians flocking to America for swinger beaches

The beach near Santa Barbara is a total sanctuary for anyone bold enough to indulge in sexual games in public. Apparently, our neighbors from Canada have caught wind of this, and according to their own media, they are increasingly turning to public sex on the shores.

It isn't just the political double standards; it's that
they come here specifically to perform their indecencies in public.

How much longer can we tolerate this? How far is too far?
Give them a heavy dose of discipline and see how quickly that crowd disappears.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind getting a little wild with Mary in Canada myself. 🙂

bluerider63 said:So, are Americans just totally celibate or do they only get busy behind closed doors? 🤣

Honestly, who cares? If you aren't into that scene, you won't be heading down to that beach anyway.

Do you have some Canadian blood in you?

The way you handle humor gives it away.

Man, if only I could drop at least 30 pounds! Remember when we actually had some decency? We used to wait until dark just to hook up on the beach! Look how much things have changed. Now you’re out there getting it on and tanning your ass at the same time!🤣😂

ruggedmason13 said:Man, if only I could drop at least 30 pounds! Remember when we actually had some decency? We used to wait until dark just to hook up on the beach! Look how much things have changed. Now you’re out there getting it on and tanning your ass at the same time!🤣😂

😂👍

ruggedmason13 said:Man, if only I could drop at least 30 pounds! Remember when we actually had some decency? We used to wait until dark just to hook up on the beach! Look how much things have changed. Now you’re out there getting it on and tanning your ass at the same time!🤣😂

Well, nothing to do for you then. You might as well head down to the beach and watch everyone else soak up the sun.🙂

Gregory Howard said:

Canadians flocking to America for swinger beaches

The beach near Santa Barbara is a total sanctuary for anyone bold enough to indulge in sexual games in public. Apparently, our neighbors from Canada have caught wind of this, and according to their own media, they are increasingly turning to public sex on the shores.

It isn't just the political double standards; it's that
they come here specifically to perform their indecencies in public.

How much longer can we tolerate this? How far is too far?
Give them a heavy dose of discipline and see how quickly that crowd disappears.

It pains me to have to break it to you, but even the swinger clubs in Denver (I happen to know the owners) are crawling with couples from back home... honestly, maybe 15% locals, 10% Canadians, and the rest? Just endless crowds of people from America... I'd love to hear your thoughts on that.🤣

http://www.club-cleopatra.com/

Megan Fox50 said:CANADIANS, GO AHEAD AND PERISH!

But first, keep your money in America.

I almost feel for you... you're clearly spiraling. Just go take a vacation already, maybe head down to Palm Springs or something.🤣

ruggedmason13 said:Man, if only I could drop at least 30 pounds! Remember when we actually had some decency? We used to wait until dark just to hook up on the beach! Look how much things have changed. Now you’re out there getting it on and tanning your ass at the same time!🤣😂

Well... specifically regarding that beach, you wouldn't exactly be worrying about a tan—you'd be too busy praying nobody tries to join in while you're busy. Imagine trying to have your moment while there are ten guys in soccer shorts circling you, just waiting for a chance to get handsy.
Basically, the local city council is hell-bent on scrubbing away any reputation they have for being this soft, swinger-friendly Mediterranean paradise.

☕

If a man just wants to shake off Mary and doesn't need some dedicated swinger beach to do it... well, it’s about as complicated as grabbing an ice cream at a Coca-Cola stand.
"Hello
-hello.
Is that doable?
- Sure.
Do you want it licked or just straight up?
- Whatever works.

George Morgan3 said:Well... specifically regarding that beach, you wouldn't exactly be worrying about a tan—you'd be too busy praying nobody tries to join in while you're busy. Imagine trying to have your moment while there are ten guys in soccer shorts circling you, just waiting for a chance to get handsy.
Basically, the local city council is hell-bent on scrubbing away any reputation they have for being this soft, swinger-friendly Mediterranean paradise.

☕

In that case, why not just put up signs saying: "Rapid hemorrhoid surgery—available with or without Vaseline!"
Only $100!😁
Give me a break, don't try to teach your old man how to make a buck off tourism!🤣

All those unknowns and Mary types, they're all just high on some cheap stuff somewhere.☕

Gregory Howard said:

Canadians flocking to America for swinger beaches

The beach near Santa Barbara is a total sanctuary for anyone bold enough to indulge in sexual games in public. Apparently, our neighbors from Canada have caught wind of this, and according to their own media, they are increasingly turning to public sex on the shores.

It isn't just the political double standards; it's that
they come here specifically to perform their indecencies in public.

How much longer can we tolerate this? How far is too far?
Give them a heavy dose of discipline and see how quickly that crowd disappears.

Ha! It seems the American Inquisition is already mobilizing its strike teams, armed with olive branches, just to drive Satan's children away from their sacred beaches. I wonder, does anyone know which bishop will step forward to bless those desecrated shores once again? 🤣

Good evening to everyone... 🙂

Scott Perez9 said:It pains me to have to break it to you, but even the swinger clubs in Denver (I happen to know the owners) are crawling with couples from back home... honestly, maybe 15% locals, 10% Canadians, and the rest? Just endless crowds of people from America... I'd love to hear your thoughts on that.🤣

http://www.club-cleopatra.com/

It is simply heartbreaking that these progressive, educated individuals are forced to flee abroad just to find a shred of tolerance, all because the church and the far-right establishment back home won't stop suffocating them... 😠

Wishing everyone a lovely evening... 🙂