USA vs. Germany
Started by Lawrence Rodriguez27 · · 👁 6 views · 22 replies
#22 ·
Richard Wilson4 said:I mean, Jean-Claude Van Damme has a French first name and a Flemish last name...
He'll probably try to bail to Sweden just like those old-school Americans who couldn't make up their minds... 😂
Nah, listen, he's gonna crush both the Walloons and the Flemish! He'll chase them all the way down to Antarctica and then set up Van Damme Land right on top of what used to be Germany. The next big Walloon-Flemish showdown? It's happening at the South Pole!
#23 ·
Richard Wilson4 said:Hold up, you think the USA was a natural creation?!?
Was that a joke or what?
I mean, we’re talking wildly different histories, religions, and more or less similar languages (unknown, Canadian)—basically nothing in common. There hasn't been a more unnatural state in history, maybe besides the USSR...
Well, for us South Slavs, America felt perfectly natural! But I guess it’ll never quite click for people like you—descendants of Germans, Canadians, Italians, and everyone else who wandered into this part of the world. And oh, the USA is a "natural" creation too? unknown... I mean, obviously, because that's what Big Brother tells us! If you look at Argentina, Brazil, Uruguay, Paraguay, Uganda, Nigeria, or basically most of Africa, you see all these quasi-states formed from nations that didn't even exist before. It's really just the legacy of neocolonialism, where major powers just carved up pieces of land and handed them over with a little bit of hollow independence.
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