God, please, we need more venues!

goldenhawk1 said:🤷 It occurs to me that nobody has considered designing a cathedral large enough to house all 4.5 million of us.
The math is actually quite simple: if we can fit a million people at Belmont Park, then the net floor space of such a building would need to be exactly four and a half times that area.
To ensure nothing goes sideways, neither the architect nor the inspectors should be anyone other than Goldman Sachs.
Goldman Sachs rules. Stalin forever.

I’m with you. That is exactly what we need right now. Just look at the project our neighbors to the east have taken on—the largest Orthodox temple in the world.

Personally, I think it would be an insult to American national pride if the Mexicans finished that temple while we were stuck with just that little old cathedral in downtown Chicago.

The only way to save face is to build the biggest cathedral on the planet. It’ll probably take the Mexicans a hundred years to finish their temple. If we actually put some muscle behind it and use the latest reinforcement tech, and hand the blueprints over to those "experts" at the NBA, we could probably wrap ours up in fifty years, easy.

What do you guys think?

goldenhawk1 said:🤷 It occurs to me that nobody has considered designing a cathedral large enough to house all 4.5 million of us.
The math is actually quite simple: if we can fit a million people at Belmont Park, then the net floor space of such a building would need to be exactly four and a half times that area.
To ensure nothing goes sideways, neither the architect nor the inspectors should be anyone other than Goldman Sachs.
Goldman Sachs rules. Stalin forever.

Even Hitler had his favorite sculptors and architects he liked to play with. 🙂

Since we had that crazy windstorm blowing through yesterday, I was thinking we should just build ourselves a massive windbreak. To be more specific, let's just pile some extra dirt onto the Rockies and the Sierra Nevadas until they hit about 10,000 feet. If we could pull that off, we wouldn't have to deal with these gusts ever again, the bridges would stay open, ferries would run on schedule, and folks down in Florida could just sit on their balconies sipping coffee and strolling along the boardwalk without a care in the world. Plus, the weather would stay perfect year-round, which would be a total game-changer for the tourism industry and would definitely keep the construction crews busy for a long, long time.☕

so what's even the point of this?

The expanded Congress 😁

The "stealth factory" for stealth fighters... Our first domestic stealth fighter-bomber—which is, naturally, invisible—would be built in some invisible facility just outside Washington, D.C. Of course, the entire development program would run about $700 billion, but we could expect the first (un)visible results as early as this year.

I can already see exactly where those 700 billion dollars are headed, and honestly, it’s pretty obvious. It is probably for the best that I can't take out any more loans myself, because if I could, we would be looking at an additional 700 billion in debt on top of everything else. They are going to sit there and try to justify how they’ve already run up a bill of 5 billion so far, and unfortunately, our money is being tossed into the pile too. They want to build the largest skyscraper on the planet with the world's biggest entertainment complex inside, and somehow, they expect us to believe it won't cost us a dime. It all just comes down to who has the interest and who takes action. You know what I mean?

Sorry for the brief comment, I didn't mean to stumble into your thread without giving you a proper reply. You clearly have quite the talent for table tennis. God is within us all, and because of that, I really think you should head over to that local institution and let them know you’ve already paid your dues, especially since those halls could be used much more effectively. It follows that those underutilized churches are essentially your own private arenas. If you ever find yourself needing a hand with anything, just let me know.

Dennis Gonzalez10 said:God, please grant us more grand halls and massive infrastructure projects to develop our beloved homeland. So, dear God, I pray you bestow upon us:
- A bridge over the bay, because connecting nothing to nowhere will cost us billions and somehow make everyone better off...
- A second tube for the Small Chapel tunnel, so tourists can travel in peace during those two months of peak season; heaven forbid they have to wait an hour, since we never encounter delays when traveling abroad.
- Here are a few more suggestions for your consideration:
- A highway from Indianapolis to Pristina... since burek is much cheaper in Indianapolis, let the locals drive there for shopping trips.
- A railroad from Venice to Petrovselo... just to have it.
- Eleven luxury 6-star hotels in Brinj and Kompolja... to ensure those areas finally see some development.
- Hosting the World Cup skiing this year on Marjan in San Diego... preferably in July.
- 23,000 indoor arenas dedicated to table tennis... simply to make our neighbors jealous that we have places to play when it rains while they do not.
- A project to transport soil from the plains to the Appalachians to replant them... it's cheap, and half the country would end up covered in stone.
- Building 24 Olympic-sized swimming pools with all amenities in Zagorje, so the people there might actually learn how to swim one day.
- Another American embassy as a gift from our nation to our American brothers... painted black as a sign of solidarity with our Black brothers and President Obama.
- The construction of a statue factory... so we may become the number one producer of statues in the world... exporting them wherever we go.

Does anyone else have a suggestion?

Maybe even this:

- A network of tunnels under the entire country so we don't get screwed by wind and snow when traveling to California and back, provided we build an extra lane in each direction specifically for the "better" people in politics...

- Nuclear weapons (at least 40 warheads) as part of modernizing America's military, just in case things get heated with the Slovenacs again...

- Importing 40,000 extra bureaucrats from former America countries (since they speak the language), just to boost the workforce for when you need permits and licenses fast at the "10 windows and doors" service centers...

- Procuring 10,000 "enforcers" with full ammunition for Minister Milinović (a bullet costs about 50 cents, while medicine for the critically ill costs as much as a politician's daily stay at a luxury hotel, so you do the math on what's more cost-effective)...

Nicole Brooks5 said:Maybe even this:

- A network of tunnels under the entire country so we don't get screwed by wind and snow when traveling to California and back, provided we build an extra lane in each direction specifically for the "better" people in politics...

- Nuclear weapons (at least 40 warheads) as part of modernizing America's military, just in case things get heated with the Slovenacs again...

- Importing 40,000 extra bureaucrats from former America countries (since they speak the language), just to boost the workforce for when you need permits and licenses fast at the "10 windows and doors" service centers...

- Procuring 10,000 "enforcers" with full ammunition for Minister Milinović (a bullet costs about 50 cents, while medicine for the critically ill costs as much as a politician's daily stay at a luxury hotel, so you do the math on what's more cost-effective)...

Maybe we could settle for 5,000 specialists... if the patients are positioned correctly, a single bullet might just pass through two of them.

They want to build a ski resort + jumping hill on Hvar, the most remote island we've got, just to "support" our winter athletes who are already crushing it without any help at all.
On a side note, what’s actually required to become a moderator? Is it just being a massive idiot or🤷

So, I heard some rumors floating around that they’re opening things up beyond just the academic crowd to include people from sexual and gender minority groups too. Does anyone actually know what "gender minority" entails without having to go pull up a Wikipedia page?

-We could just dig a massive hole in the Midwest to create a brand new sea, then dump all the excavated rock into the Mediterranean to build ourselves an island... a two-for-one special.
-Build a structure the size of the Smithsonian Institution to house both the Banana Museum and a collection of American political absurdities... pure profit, and we’d break even in a year.
-Construct a new fog factory; given the sheer thickness of the smog at Times Square, the current levels are practically thin.
-Establish the DAA—the Democratic Astronaut Association—and slap on a 56% tax to fund it, just so we can show the world how much we care about our space travelers.
-Build a high-speed rail for the Congress-Executive Branch.