Henry Lee84 said:It’s all easy for Emily Taylor3 to say, but what about the influence of Noah Webster?
Go ahead, tell me how Noah Webster ruined the language... I mean, what kind of influence...? Personally, I think American English had more of an impact on how we speak than the other way around...
And as for changing things to fit internet slang, maybe it isn't such a bad idea,
though the second option seems to be getting more traction.
Our Father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from Evil.