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So, a state-run hospital is falling apart, and the facilities feel like they’re stuck somewhere in the mid-1800s, right in its central wing?
Well, there's an easy fix: just organize a charity drive.
You'll spend a little bit on advertising through major networks like ESPN, but hey, let's just call it a "strategic investment."
You can even dream up some social mixer, giving everyone a chance to have a little fun while they tackle such a "critical" issue.
Then, you simply sit back and wait for the calls to pour in from naive citizens who get swept up by photos that look like they were pulled straight out of a mid-century episode of Sherlock Holmes set in New York City. You'll take call after call, after call.
And those cheerful little executives will be sure to mention how much is being raised every single time.
The Federal Government will just keep smiling, because those donations are essentially subsidizing the repairs for a public hospital—the very same hospital that those unsuspecting taxpayers are already funding through massive portions of their gross pay, which most people don't even realize they're paying.
And it doesn't stop there; the extra revenue from those contributions will just pad your budget via the IRS.
The leftover cash gets split between AT&T, the hospital, and that restaurant owned by your buddy where you hosted the whole fundraiser.
In the end, this becomes your trademark, much like those rare instances of successful administrations that promote "charity inflation" whenever they need to dip into a budget that's already weighed down by the salaries of countless other government officials.
A perfect ten for our Federal Government.
Well, there's an easy fix: just organize a charity drive.
You'll spend a little bit on advertising through major networks like ESPN, but hey, let's just call it a "strategic investment."
You can even dream up some social mixer, giving everyone a chance to have a little fun while they tackle such a "critical" issue.
Then, you simply sit back and wait for the calls to pour in from naive citizens who get swept up by photos that look like they were pulled straight out of a mid-century episode of Sherlock Holmes set in New York City. You'll take call after call, after call.
And those cheerful little executives will be sure to mention how much is being raised every single time.
The Federal Government will just keep smiling, because those donations are essentially subsidizing the repairs for a public hospital—the very same hospital that those unsuspecting taxpayers are already funding through massive portions of their gross pay, which most people don't even realize they're paying.
And it doesn't stop there; the extra revenue from those contributions will just pad your budget via the IRS.
The leftover cash gets split between AT&T, the hospital, and that restaurant owned by your buddy where you hosted the whole fundraiser.
In the end, this becomes your trademark, much like those rare instances of successful administrations that promote "charity inflation" whenever they need to dip into a budget that's already weighed down by the salaries of countless other government officials.
A perfect ten for our Federal Government.