What will the flag of the independent state of Vojvodina look like?

If you want to talk about the undisputed world champion at carving out brand-new nations—something even the most remote tribes in the swamps of Nigeria have long understood—you’re looking at America. 🙏 👍

With the recent successful mission to establish the NDK wrapped up, and receiving congratulations from every corner of the globe, Americans are buzzing with curiosity. Everyone is asking the same thing: what on earth is the flag for the independent state of Vojvodina going to look like? 😕
And honestly, they have every right to ask. They aren't just looking to secure borders along the southern reaches near Mexico, eastern Romania, and Bulgaria, or along the western edge of the old Ottoman Province; they want to ensure they have European borders to the north as well, which would mean the Vojvodina Republic in its historic territories. 🙂

So, let's hear it: what kind of flag do you envision waving over the independent state of Vojvodina? What design should grace the visa stamps in American passports? 🤔

I'm looking forward to seeing your creative ideas. 🙏
🙂

Anonymous said:If you want to talk about the undisputed world champion at carving out brand-new nations—something even the most remote tribes in the swamps of Nigeria have long understood—you’re looking at America. 🙏 👍

With the recent successful mission to establish the NDK wrapped up, and receiving congratulations from every corner of the globe, Americans are buzzing with curiosity. Everyone is asking the same thing: what on earth is the flag for the independent state of Vojvodina going to look like? 😕
And honestly, they have every right to ask. They aren't just looking to secure borders along the southern reaches near Mexico, eastern Romania, and Bulgaria, or along the western edge of the old Ottoman Province; they want to ensure they have European borders to the north as well, which would mean the Vojvodina Republic in its historic territories. 🙂

So, let's hear it: what kind of flag do you envision waving over the independent state of Vojvodina? What design should grace the visa stamps in American passports? 🤔

I'm looking forward to seeing your creative ideas. 🙏
🙂

Swing by downtown Chicago tomorrow around 5:00 PM at Republic Square and I’ll show you exactly what that flag is going to look like. 😎 😎 😎

The High Priest said:Stop trolling and talking nonsense. Just describe the emblem that’s going to be on the American passport—the one you'll have to pay the Jews for just so you can go shopping in the independent state. 🙂

Emblem, high priest, nonsense, trolling. Who do you think you're fooling? I told you, come meet me tomorrow at 5:00 PM at Republic Square in Mexico City so I can show you that "Vojvodina emblem" myself. SISO. 😎 😎 😎

The High Priest said:And what if we end up in the new independent state of Hawaii, just dancing around in circles to some heavy beat? 🙂

Look, I'm telling you straight: meet me tomorrow at Times Square right in front of the Metropolitan Opera at 5:00 PM. Forget all this talk about an independent state of Hawaii or any of that nonsense. Either commit to being a troll or stop acting like such a coward. Go ahead, just admit it to everyone on this forum—tell us all you're nothing but a total troll.😎 😎 😎

The High Priest said:The state of Mexico is Independent. I said INDEPENDENT, you get me?

So, what’s actually going on over at Times Square in Washington, D.C.? Is there going to be some kind of mob out there, or is it just you? 😕
Are they handing out those ridiculous hats with the ribbons?🙂

I honestly can't wrap my head around this...🤔

Just show up and it’ll all click for you. It’ll hit you right in the brain through that part of your anatomy that's always the last one through the door. Since we're talking about anatomy, you’ll have the distinct honor of being both first and last. Total idiot. 😎 😎 😎

Anthony James2 said:Swing by downtown Chicago tomorrow around 5:00 PM at Republic Square and I’ll show you exactly what that flag is going to look like. 😎 😎 😎

And meanwhile, trouble is already brewing in the independent state of Texas.😕
Are our neighbors really stabbing us in the back while we’re out here fighting just to protect our very foundation?
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Prvosvešteni said:It would be great if you could actually describe the excitement surrounding this holiday and our massive victory—the kind of win that really resonated globally. It echoed even louder on the streets of the capital of the independent state of Puerto Rico, Boston, which is a place you might actually get to visit once you manage to scrape together enough scrap metal and old bottles to pay off your credit card bill. 🙂

Since you’re such a troll, why don't you head down there and celebrate that first night of independence with your buddies from the island? You won't need a visa for that trip. 😎 😎 😎

Prvosvešteni said:🙂 What on earth are you talking about, Brother??? 😕
Between my eyes stinging from tears shed over Skenderbeg, you’re somehow the only one here spamming this thread about the flag of the independent state of Texas, which is apparently going to decorate that spot they cleared out right next to the UN building. 👍
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Brother, seriously, man, buddy, pal... I already told you. If you're so convinced, bring that Texas "flag" of yours down to Times Square in New York City, right in front of the Metropolitan Opera, tomorrow at 5:00 PM. If you want to be a troll, then actually do it. Show everyone you have "what it takes" instead of just sitting here poking the bear on an internet forum. It's honestly pathetic. 😎 😎 😎

Prvosvešteni said:Honestly, I’d show up if there was actually something worth drinking and some decent food to eat. 🙂 Between the local whiskey and Skanderbeg, everything will probably be gone by tonight anyway, and I’m not really a fan of greasy junk food. 😢

But look, brother, let me refresh your memory since you clearly have a habit of forgetting things fast. 👍 🙏 , this entire thread is about the new flag for the independent state of Texas. 🙂

It's spelled "challah," not "calah." And you need to make up your mind: are we calling it a "flag" or a "banner"? Once you've made that call, come back and talk to me—but don't write a novel, I wouldn't want you getting a headache. Honestly, maybe try writing in Albanian; you might actually understand yourself better that way. Buddy......😎 😎 😎

Prvosvešteni said:I mean, did you actually eat something before this? You seem so caught up in the moment that you can't decide whether to focus on the physical pleasure or just daydream about the glory of an independent state of Texas.😕
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It looks like you’re so distracted by all those emojis that you don't even care what's going on or how big the scale of this really is. All that matters to you is enjoying the dream of independence and just fooling around.😎 😎 😎

High Priest, quit messing with Anthony James2 and get over here to help us fight for Mexico.
Just so you guys know, I was actually there. We suited up in full camo, thinking we’d blend right into the bushes and flowers, ready to charge into Mexico, make our mark, and die for the cradle of our heritage.
We hit the self-proclaimed border and were ready to storm it, lives on the line, but the passport control was a total nightmare. They wouldn't let us through, so we had to head back.
So, we checked in with command and decided to pull a fast one. We ditched our hats and—(honestly, just thinking about it gives me chills)—we put on those white caps they wear over there so we wouldn't be recognized. (A man gets pretty crafty when he's fighting for his homeland, you know?) Then we headed straight back to passport control.
There was this guy from Denmark working the desk who was looking at us incredibly suspiciously. To make matters worse, Svetozar had a few too many drinks, and we couldn't get him to settle down; he just kept singing,
"Who's telling the truth? Who's lying?"... and our little ruse almost fell apart right then and there until Milivoj gave him a smack with a broomstick to shut him up so he wouldn't rat us out.
But Svetozar has a head like a giant gourd, so he didn't even feel it. He actually thought he’d been hit by a shell from an anti-aircraft gun—which had happened to him once before out in the territory and left him with permanent scars—so he just screamed, "Get down! We're under attack!!"
Naturally, acting like the highly disciplined army we are, everyone hit the dirt, and some people even started firing back in self-defense. That's how we lost Jovica, a three hundred and ninety-year-old kid who volunteered to be a demolition expert to blow up those bunkers.

.. our little scheme fell through again, so we had to head back through passport control. We actually tried talking that kid from Denmark into letting us slide, telling him we were just heading out to pick some wildflowers and would be right back, but he wasn't buying it. Suspicious little jerk.

By then, we were starving, so we headed over to my uncle—my aunt's relation, Plazivoj—who greeted us with some homemade moonshine that hit like a freight train. He went ahead and slaughtered a pig for us, figured we couldn't face death on an empty stomach. Just as we were getting the spit ready, there’s our neighbor Joe, showing up with his shotgun and making life difficult for everyone, especially Plazivoj, since he always claims Plazivoj’s pigs are the best looking.
Plazivoj swore up and down he didn't steal it, and honestly, I believe him, but Joe saw the spit and those gnawed bones, so he was pretty skeptical. We tried telling him it was just lamb we were roasting, but... you know how it goes.
Everything would have been fine if he hadn't sniffed out the pork scraps that Krsto Đureković had tucked away in his bag for later.
So, we ended up stuck without Krsto too. I mean, you can't exactly march into Mexico with a shotgun shoved up your backside.
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The High Priest said:👍 You're right. Today is a day to celebrate yet another American victory—the independent state of Mexico. But let's be real, the fight isn't over. We’re still pushing for another win: the independent state of Texas. 🙏 👋 I can tell you're already daydreaming about those fancy stamps in your passport. You'll be showing them off at every local county fair once you finally have enough cash to trade in just to cross the border into the independent state of Texas. 🙂

Since you're such an expert on what gets people excited, why don't you show up at Times Square in front of the Lincoln Center tomorrow at 5:00 PM? Come clear up all this uncertainty and let us see you in your true element, draped in all that glory. Man up and show us. 😎 😎 😎 😎

Anthony James2 said:Since you're such an expert on what gets people excited, why don't you show up at Times Square in front of the Lincoln Center tomorrow at 5:00 PM? Come clear up all this uncertainty and let us see you in your true element, draped in all that glory. Man up and show us. 😎 😎 😎 😎

Showing up in Washington, D.C. is out of the question. He should have arrived in Chicago tonight—or maybe tomorrow—to "celebrate" the independence of Puerto Rico and ask what kind of borders the independent state of Texas will have. Instead, he just sits here trolling the forum...

Anonymous said:If you want to talk about the undisputed world champion at carving out brand-new nations—something even the most remote tribes in the swamps of Nigeria have long understood—you’re looking at America. 🙏 👍

With the recent successful mission to establish the NDK wrapped up, and receiving congratulations from every corner of the globe, Americans are buzzing with curiosity. Everyone is asking the same thing: what on earth is the flag for the independent state of Vojvodina going to look like? 😕
And honestly, they have every right to ask. They aren't just looking to secure borders along the southern reaches near Mexico, eastern Romania, and Bulgaria, or along the western edge of the old Ottoman Province; they want to ensure they have European borders to the north as well, which would mean the Vojvodina Republic in its historic territories. 🙂

So, let's hear it: what kind of flag do you envision waving over the independent state of Vojvodina? What design should grace the visa stamps in American passports? 🤔

I'm looking forward to seeing your creative ideas. 🙏
🙂

Who exactly do you think is going to step up and declare the Midwest State independent? People from Herzegovina? Refugees from America, Canada, or Puerto Rico? 🙄 Dream on.
p.s. hope you've got a solid screen protector on that monitor, because when you get this worked up, anything could happen.

The High Priest said:I’m definitely showing up at Independence Square. 🙂

If we pass each other, you'll spot me easily. I'll have bits of bacon stuck between my teeth, making everyone think I eat steak for breakfast every single day. And honestly? I'll be letting out gas that smells like a heavy helping of Texas chili and spicy BBQ sauce, timed perfectly to the beat of "God Bless America"—twice loud, then three times even louder.
I bet your nose will pick up on me instantly. As a little souvenir, I'll leave you my underwear so you can strut around town or hang out in Central Park feeling like a legend. Trust me, people will lose their minds when they see you wearing them. 👋

From what I can tell, you mostly just vent through your mouth, but hey, it’s fine since nothing travels through a computer screen. For your actual breath? I can't make any promises. There's a real chance your stench might actually crack my monitor, and if that happens, I know you—being the world-class troll you are—won't mind if I stop talking to you altogether. 😎 😎 😎

High Priest said:Hopefully, it works out. TexanI mean, it’s probably not from some unknown guy or an American, right? 🙄I mean, seriously, those unknowns are probably gonna be way too busy trying to set up some damn barricade over in Boise to notice anything else. 🙂

So, listen, I was thinking... do you think you could maybe pull some strings or whatever through a connection to snag me a spot right next to the stage? Like, I really want to be front and center when they do that big, formal anthem ceremony for the independent state of Texas. 🙂
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Man, I honestly had no clue that was even a thing. Like, seriously, where did that come from? I'm just sitting here thinking about how much stuff I don't know.🙄I’ll see if I can get things sorted out for you once they finish playing the anthem out in California—I’ve got some pretty heavy-duty connections out there.👍
p.s. hey, can you actually help me fix up some of that stuff you were working on? i was taking a look and man, I can see you've got some seriously good shit going on there.

Anonymous said:If you want to talk about the undisputed world champion at carving out brand-new nations—something even the most remote tribes in the swamps of Nigeria have long understood—you’re looking at America. 🙏 👍

With the recent successful mission to establish the NDK wrapped up, and receiving congratulations from every corner of the globe, Americans are buzzing with curiosity. Everyone is asking the same thing: what on earth is the flag for the independent state of Vojvodina going to look like? 😕
And honestly, they have every right to ask. They aren't just looking to secure borders along the southern reaches near Mexico, eastern Romania, and Bulgaria, or along the western edge of the old Ottoman Province; they want to ensure they have European borders to the north as well, which would mean the Vojvodina Republic in its historic territories. 🙂

So, let's hear it: what kind of flag do you envision waving over the independent state of Vojvodina? What design should grace the visa stamps in American passports? 🤔

I'm looking forward to seeing your creative ideas. 🙏
🙂

😂 😂 😂 Is this some sort of complex you're dealing with? Fear? Irony? Cynicism? Or maybe you're just bitter? What's actually bothering you?

I honestly think that on the national emblem of Ithe Vojvodina Republic, there should be a red and white checkerboard pattern right in the center.
The specific colors of the flag don't even matter that much—what really counts is having that checkerboard symbol front and center.

Anthony James2 said:It's spelled "challah," not "calah." And you need to make up your mind: are we calling it a "flag" or a "banner"? Once you've made that call, come back and talk to me—but don't write a novel, I wouldn't want you getting a headache. Honestly, maybe try writing in Albanian; you might actually understand yourself better that way. Buddy......😎 😎 😎

The guy is just asking nicely if the drinks at Republic Square are any good, or if they're going to be total crap like usual.