Screw you and MRI, Nika!

Hey, Nika! Unban me, Nika, or else! You’re clearly showing zero interest in letting me back in, so honestly, you deserve nothing but my absolute contempt. I’m not going away until you restore my access to this forum—you can bet on that! Just hope you never find yourself needing a favor from me, because if you do, I’ll make sure you get the worst experience possible.
Unban me or face the consequences! I’m fighting this to the end!

Look, honestly, it’s posts exactly like this one that make me think your ban isn't going anywhere anytime soon.