Secretary Keanu Reeves
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Chris Vaughn5 said:A complete and utter moron!!!!
Who on earth would ever appoint him to be a Cabinet Secretary?
The doctor... the doctor was the one who appointed him. And you all just voted that same doctor back into office.
#4 ·
Do not direct your criticisms toward Keanu Reeves!
Keanu Reeves is quite clearly the finest minister we have ever seen.
My only regret is the high probability that he will no longer serve as the head of the Department of Justice.🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
Keanu Reeves is quite clearly the finest minister we have ever seen.
My only regret is the high probability that he will no longer serve as the head of the Department of Justice.🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
#7 ·
Back in my small hometown, if someone really wanted to settle a grudge, they’d just invite the other guy out on a hunting trip. A killing during a hunt isn't treated as a crime; everything is just filed away as a tragic accident.
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| taxi94 says: Back in my small town, if someone really hates another guy, they just invite him out hunting and—boom.Murder during a hunt doesn't even count as a crime. It all gets brushed off as some tragic little accident | .
#10 ·
If Kiro had decided to head out on a badger hunt, I honestly think I would have tagged along right beside him.
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driftingfox16 said:If Kiro had decided to head out on a badger hunt, I honestly think I would have tagged along right beside him.
Instead they went out looking to kill poor pigs—there aren't many of them left. They really should have gone after the insurgents; you can find plenty of those wherever you want...☕
#12 ·
He’s officially gone down in history...
he’ll probably be remembered as the most incompetent Secretary of Homeland Security since the dawn of modern America...
The real issue isn't even his lack of intelligence—it’s the fact that someone like him was actually given the keys to the kingdom in the first place...
I can think of at least ten different people who would have been far more qualified for the job—from local officials all the way up the ladder—but I guess Sanders just had to have things his way, regardless of how messy it got...
he’ll probably be remembered as the most incompetent Secretary of Homeland Security since the dawn of modern America...
The real issue isn't even his lack of intelligence—it’s the fact that someone like him was actually given the keys to the kingdom in the first place...
I can think of at least ten different people who would have been far more qualified for the job—from local officials all the way up the ladder—but I guess Sanders just had to have things his way, regardless of how messy it got...
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James Moore3 said:Instead they went out looking to kill poor pigs—there aren't many of them left. They really should have gone after the insurgents; you can find plenty of those wherever you want...☕
And listen to this guy trying to lecture us. He's clearly rooting for the paramilitaries.
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Sophia Bishop39 said:He’s officially gone down in history...
he’ll probably be remembered as the most incompetent Secretary of Homeland Security since the dawn of modern America...
The real issue isn't even his lack of intelligence—it’s the fact that someone like him was actually given the keys to the kingdom in the first place...
I can think of at least ten different people who would have been far more qualified for the job—from local officials all the way up the ladder—but I guess Sanders just had to have things his way, regardless of how messy it got...
A total legend has left the building!!!! Hang in there, Kirk!!
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swiftbison45 said:The doctor... the doctor was the one who appointed him. And you all just voted that same doctor back into office.
😂 😂 😂 🙏 🙏
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swiftbison45 said:The doctor... the doctor was the one who appointed him. And you all just voted that same doctor back into office.
Yes, Doctor... I have to wonder what his PhD was actually in. "The Fall/Winter '06 Collection of Wristwatches"?
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placidbison10 said:Yes, Doctor... I have to wonder what his PhD was actually in. "The Fall/Winter '06 Collection of Wristwatches"?
Or maybe just "How to screw over America."
#18 ·
The fact is, he brought order to a chaotic police force. Public appearances and rhetoric? Not exactly his forte.
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