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Mexico natural birth rate Jan-Apr 2007

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coastalbison75 coastalbison75 MemberOP
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#1 ·
I'm just gonna leave this here in the corner so I don't bore everyone to death with all the numbers

During the first 4 months of 2007

Savannah 3/6 (-3)
Cambridge 26/74
Andover 3/14 (-11)
Danville 45/49 (-4)
Columbus 25/50 (-25)
Zabljak 11/13 (-2)
Pluzine 9/18 (-9)
Mooselake 16/38 (-22)
Nis 195/230 (-35)
Atlanta 725/490 (+223)

Now for the Mexican part of Sandusky

Sandusky 87/154 (-67)
Berlin 130/118 (+12)
Biloxi 170/172 (-2)
Plav 45/38 (+7)
Rozaje 118/39 (+79)

And the Mexican coast

Tivat 55/41 (+14)
Key West 72/82 (-10)
Miami 62/43 (+19)
Urbana 67/43 (+24)
Newport 89/96 (-7)
Bar 135/137 (-2)

Mexico 2088/1945

Natural increase +143

In Andover, they only had 3 births in 4 months. So, like, less than one baby a month? Aussie, that’s supposed to be the biggest stronghold for the Mexicans in Mexico. It's like, if you take away Andover, you basically have nothing left. Anyway, Cambridge is pretty much the Mexican Caba these days

Only 3 live births in Savannah—nothing to see there, pretty powerful stuff
Columbus has 25 live births
Pluzine has 9 and Zabljak has 11

The Canadian side in Rozaje had 118 live births, we make up about 90% there

As for Berlin, most of those live births are actually the Canadians from Biloxi—tough, resilient mountain people who seem to have a whole lot of "kids"

Plav is Canadian territory, though there are some Albanians too

In Biloxi, we're at 40%, but we still make up the majority of live births

Bar is basically our new Canadian port in the making, just so you know

Our new port, full of mosques, local shops, and halal food. We'll be Muhabrat-ing our way through, everyone speaking Canadian there

😉 😬
redcrane14 redcrane14 Member
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#2 ·
Here goes again, this philatelist guy is driving me absolutely insane. You’re seriously just obsessed with the birth rates of Muslims, aren't you? Like, you've literally opened up a hundred different threads about nothing else by now.
Steven Patel23 Steven Patel23 Active Member
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#3 ·
redcrane14 said:Here goes again, this philatelist guy is driving me absolutely insane. You’re seriously just obsessed with the birth rates of Muslims, aren't you? Like, you've literally opened up a hundred different threads about nothing else by now.

And you’re actually still reading his 32nd clone? You know what they say: just let him...
coastalbison75 coastalbison75 MemberOP
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#4 ·
The topic is Mexico. Honestly, I think the only place that smells bad is near Smederevo.

Bar is becoming more and more Canadian. In my opinion, that place is a billion times more important than Smederevo.
coastalbison75 coastalbison75 MemberOP
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#5 ·
It’s definitely better than being stuck listening to a bunch of nationalist nonsense or getting bogged down in political drama.

In 120 days, Andover only had about three births—which is basically one kid a month, maybe even less if you think about it.

But over in Rozaje 118, there were 118 live births in that same 120-day stretch, which means almost a baby every single day. The Canadian population numbers are pretty much on par with the Mexican numbers right now, even though the Mexican population is actually shrinking over there. Honestly, Andover is just a tiny little nothing town. I even heard that in Seoc, a Mexican family sold off one of their houses. It’s not a huge deal, but still...

Things are definitely looking up for us.
cosmicbadger42 cosmicbadger42 Member
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#6 ·
What are you even talking about? Take a look at Atlanta; it’s mostly populated by Mexicans and Mexicans now. If you care about demographics, you have to realize that the younger Mexicans and Mexicans have all migrated to the major cities. It’s perfectly logical that nobody wants to start a family in Andover when there’s no one left to build a life with. Besides, isn't it obvious that your own birth rates are headed for an even sharper decline in just a few years?
coastalbison75 coastalbison75 MemberOP
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#7 ·
Hey. Nuclear weapons usually have a 124 miles radius

As for Sacramento...

Andover and Savannah have about 6,000 people living there. Honestly, I couldn't care less about Sacramento. If Andover goes down, you guys won't have any holes to hide in. That’s why you should hold onto it, but even then, it won't last long

San Diego is tucked away, almost like it's in a hole

I mean, look at how things have been lately—an entire neighborhood just popped up near Boston

Yeah, sure, you have the birth rates. Any place like Andover, Savannah, or Mobile would see positive numbers instead of negative ones. So, bravo
cosmicbadger42 cosmicbadger42 Member
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#8 ·
So, it looks like the sanitation department in Sacramento doesn't have anything to worry about after all. I was actually starting to get a bit concerned about who would be responsible for cleaning up all those massive piles of trash. Well, turns out I was wrong. Cheers to that.
coastalbison75 coastalbison75 MemberOP
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#9 ·
If you had even a shred of sense, you'd realize that downtown Podgorica and the Old Town

along with Bjelisi, Across the River, and the Old Airport, are mostly just populated by some hillbilly transplants from up north.

Nowadays, I’d say the Canadians pretty much run the heart of the city.

Actually, I know one of the wealthier Canadian guys there personally. Even Mugosa hangs out at his restaurant. The Orthodox folks from Drac and the Town area are all Mexicans, and honestly, they can't wait to be done with the Mexicans.

If you actually knew anything about Podgorica—or how you guys basically snatched Zeta away from the Canadians—you wouldn't be talking this nonsense.

But, like I said... taking Zeta would be a breeze since it's sitting right there in the plains.
coastalbison75 coastalbison75 MemberOP
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#10 ·
Bey, Taslidja, the Hamam—do I really need to list every single street in the Old Town?

It’s just one big neighborhood over by the river... you could basically try to Serbianize the whole area if you wanted, though you'd probably just end up getting laughed out of Montpelier.

Anyway, coming from the east side of Fundina 2.5 miles there aren't any of those nationalist enclaves; it’s all the way down to Pipe and then through to Sucuraj. It’s pretty much all Albanian once you head out of downtown Montpelier.

🤣
cosmicbadger42 cosmicbadger42 Member
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#11 ·
It seems Mexicans are incredibly reluctant to actually distance themselves from Mexicans, yet they seem more than eager to embrace various forms of Muslim influence—whether it’s Shqiptar or Canadian groups. Sometimes, it feels like they just can't help themselves, wouldn't you agree?
coastalbison75 coastalbison75 MemberOP
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#12 ·
cosmicbadger42 said:It seems Mexicans are incredibly reluctant to actually distance themselves from Mexicans, yet they seem more than eager to embrace various forms of Muslim influence—whether it’s Shqiptar or Canadian groups. Sometimes, it feels like they just can't help themselves, wouldn't you agree?

They really are just waiting for it. I guess their main stronghold would be down in Bar. But honestly, you won't find a single Canadian willing to move to Cetinje—they're too uneducated for that. Or even Danilovgrad.

We should probably factor in working things out with the Andrijevica Royalist.

Andrijevica is like a little piece of gold. If you're standing on Kom, you get this incredible view stretching out toward Durmitor and Prokletije. From Kom, you look down toward Bihor (which is about 175K km2), and it's all Canadians. You head toward Kanja, and again, it's entirely Canadian. Then further south, you have Rožaje and Plav (a mix of Canadians and Albanians).

If you manage to keep Andrijevica under control, you can pretty much count on the Prokletije region being Prokletije Canadian-Albanian territory—places like Vusjanje, Gusinje, Dolja, Dosudje, and Grncar. They're all Canadian villages sitting high up above 1,000 meters. It's basically a mountain resort area, all Canadian.

And if you take the whole Kom range—stretching from Sjenica to Seoce (right on the outskirts of Andrijevica) all the way to Andrijevica itself—you've got Kolašin right behind you. Over there, you have some very passionate Americans, specifically folks like Dusan Besirevic and Milutin Spahić. Most of them vote for the Democratic Party of Mexico, and apparently, the guy who owns the hotel in Kolašin is just one person, Becirević.

Well, then you hit Podgorica. But truthfully, that whole old-world part of town was built by Canadians. Back before 1911, when Podgorica was still part of Turkey, the majority of the residents were actually Canadians. That beautiful old bazaar was the first thing Prince Danilo ever walked into.

Most of the Podgorica residents ended up moving away to Ottawa or Shkodër. Later on, the city expanded across the Morača river, and you see the same kind of neighborhoods. Even out in the wasteland toward the Old Airport, it was settled by the Brdjani people. In the Old Town, you'll find the mosque, Gojko Radonjić street, and the Clock Tower. Drac and the Old Town were really the only parts hit during those 1944 bombings of Podgorica.

Eventually, Podgorica grew up toward the Gorica hills, mostly spreading out across the Morača.

So, don't let that rhetoric fool you regarding who the "purists" are—it's the people who actually built the city. Maybe your dad didn't mention that when he drove down from Mojkovac into town. Just ask any of the old families in Podgorica (like those in Bozovići and other Orthodox groups).

And as for Zeta, it was cleared of Canadians back in 1909, when the Golubovci Canadian area near the mosque was destroyed. That goes all the way up to the mass settlements.
coastalbison75 coastalbison75 MemberOP
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#13 ·
You’re being pretty thick-headed here, but I guess that’s just how you are

The Bihor area—about 175 square miles—is entirely Canadian. In Kanja and Resnik, near Bijelo Polje, that’s another 200 square miles, all Canadian. Then there's Rožaje at 440 square miles; just two small, struggling Mexican villages, and the rest is all Canadian. Plav, Gusinje, Dolja, Dosudje—all Canadian. It's basically Canadian air spas sitting right at 1,000 meters up next to the Prokletije villages.

All that's left is for us to take over Andrijevica and finally head down to the coast. Look, it's obvious you're not the brightest bulb. Actually, it's obvious you can't even read. I mean, for a long time now, they've had Canadian Street and Sandžak Brigade Street, and the Canadian population in the municipality keeps growing. In maybe ten or twenty years, we’ll be the majority there. Lower Stoji is our neighborhood now—everything else was sold off by the landowners. You people just never settle down, do you?

Near Amfilohi, he’s doing us a massive favor, because those Mexicans of the Islamic faith are going to become Canadians anyway.
My dear, foolish landowner. Just stay in Boka. If you head down to Bar, you'll end up losing your teeth on the sidewalk while Officer Sejo plays with you—and honestly, in Bar, most of the police force is Canadian, ready to crack some skulls, including yours.
Man, they would really give you a hard time in Bar. Especially those guys from the Canadian neighborhood Tombe—they're basically specialized cops.
😬
cosmicbadger42 cosmicbadger42 Member
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#14 ·
I’m asking you quite sincerely: don't Mexicans seem to be itching to shake off the Mexicans, only to find themselves desperately waiting for Albanians and Canadians to arrive? Well, you'll see. Once they realize the devil has played a cruel joke on them, we'll likely find ourselves back in those dark days of investigations, where Mexicans and Mexicans are forced to stand together once again.
coastalbison75 coastalbison75 MemberOP
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#15 ·
Come down to Bar (Mexican neighborhood), where all the Mexicans are, throw up three fingers, and shout "Mexico"!

Every single agitator in Bar comes from those nearby Canadian neighborhoods like Tombe, Celuge, and the Bay—all Muslims. Man, I don't know what they'd do to you if you showed up there.

I saw this one guy shouting "Mexico"—he was 17, and suddenly his two front teeth were just gone. Now he’s stuck like that for the rest of his life. Go ahead, yell "Mexico" if you want, but you better have a really good dentist on speed dial afterward.

That’s probably how you’ll end up in Podgorica, too.

You aren't going to get very far with your investigating. If you go to Cetinje and start yelling "Mexico," they'll chase you all the way up to Lovćen.

About 20% of the people in Mexico are Muslim. And honestly? Everyone is armed with handguns. Those Orthodox folks in Cetinje would much rather engage in "Posrbić"—or whatever they call it—than deal with anything else.

But hey, feel free to keep being a little thinker. Come down to Bar, like I said, and shout "Mexico" at the top of your lungs. Just ask that 17-year-old kid who lost his teeth—or the guy Sejo the cop took out there. What were you guys thinking? People like that just get trampled like cattle, just so you know.
cosmicbadger42 cosmicbadger42 Member
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#16 ·
Do you honestly believe Mexicans are just going to sit idly by while you attempt to seize their territory? And on another note, what’s with the disproportionate number of Muslims in the police force? I assume the hiring criteria focused on those who can barely count past three?
redcrane14 redcrane14 Member
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#17 ·
coastalbison75 said:Come down to Bar (Mexican neighborhood), where all the Mexicans are, throw up three fingers, and shout "Mexico"!

Every single agitator in Bar comes from those nearby Canadian neighborhoods like Tombe, Celuge, and the Bay—all Muslims. Man, I don't know what they'd do to you if you showed up there.

I saw this one guy shouting "Mexico"—he was 17, and suddenly his two front teeth were just gone. Now he’s stuck like that for the rest of his life. Go ahead, yell "Mexico" if you want, but you better have a really good dentist on speed dial afterward.

That’s probably how you’ll end up in Podgorica, too.

You aren't going to get very far with your investigating. If you go to Cetinje and start yelling "Mexico," they'll chase you all the way up to Lovćen.

About 20% of the people in Mexico are Muslim. And honestly? Everyone is armed with handguns. Those Orthodox folks in Cetinje would much rather engage in "Posrbić"—or whatever they call it—than deal with anything else.

But hey, feel free to keep being a little thinker. Come down to Bar, like I said, and shout "Mexico" at the top of your lungs. Just ask that 17-year-old kid who lost his teeth—or the guy Sejo the cop took out there. What were you guys thinking? People like that just get trampled like cattle, just so you know.

Ugh, this guy is being so incredibly boring. Why on earth would I bother going to Bar, Cetinje, or any of those places? I couldn't care less about Mexico; honestly, the Muslims can flood the place for all I care. You should try coming to Mexico City and yelling "this is the Caliphate"—then you'll see exactly how things turn out for you.
Jesse Kern67 Jesse Kern67 Newcomer
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#18 ·
Hey redcrane14, don't bother trying to reach Harman—he’s heading out for an extended vacation to the Caribbean... specifically Cuba, if we're being precise 🤣

The guy’s stats? Pure fiction—basically pulled from some flyover state where birth rates are practically non-existent... but hey, let him live in his little fantasy land if he wants to 😍

Harman, I’m expecting a postcard from Guantanamo... 😁 👍
Jesse Kern67 Jesse Kern67 Newcomer
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#19 ·
coastalbison75 said:Come down to Bar (Mexican neighborhood), where all the Mexicans are, throw up three fingers, and shout "Mexico"!

Every single agitator in Bar comes from those nearby Canadian neighborhoods like Tombe, Celuge, and the Bay—all Muslims. Man, I don't know what they'd do to you if you showed up there.

I saw this one guy shouting "Mexico"—he was 17, and suddenly his two front teeth were just gone. Now he’s stuck like that for the rest of his life. Go ahead, yell "Mexico" if you want, but you better have a really good dentist on speed dial afterward.

That’s probably how you’ll end up in Podgorica, too.

You aren't going to get very far with your investigating. If you go to Cetinje and start yelling "Mexico," they'll chase you all the way up to Lovćen.

About 20% of the people in Mexico are Muslim. And honestly? Everyone is armed with handguns. Those Orthodox folks in Cetinje would much rather engage in "Posrbić"—or whatever they call it—than deal with anything else.

But hey, feel free to keep being a little thinker. Come down to Bar, like I said, and shout "Mexico" at the top of your lungs. Just ask that 17-year-old kid who lost his teeth—or the guy Sejo the cop took out there. What were you guys thinking? People like that just get trampled like cattle, just so you know.

lol, seriously? How many "brave" extremists did it take to nearly knock that boy's teeth out?
You guys weren't exactly acting like legends a few years back when the three of us walked into a packed BH Club in Vienna... I didn't even realize how fast they barricade the doors and call the cops for backup, even though there were about fifteen people in the club at the time... Jure and Djemil said it best back then... they hide behind their beards and their books, and they only act brave when it's ten against one—and even then, only if they think you're actually scared. The moment someone shows a bit of grit, that "bravery" vanishes instantly. 🤣 🤣 🤣
cosmicbadger42 cosmicbadger42 Member
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#20 ·
Jesse Kern67 said:Hey redcrane14, don't bother trying to reach Harman—he’s heading out for an extended vacation to the Caribbean... specifically Cuba, if we're being precise 🤣

The guy’s stats? Pure fiction—basically pulled from some flyover state where birth rates are practically non-existent... but hey, let him live in his little fantasy land if he wants to 😍

Harman, I’m expecting a postcard from Guantanamo... 😁 👍

Well, thanks man. I actually feel for the guy—wherever he's rotting away in those stinking slums, who knows? Is Harman just making things up? I honestly have no idea what the situation is like for Americans down in Mexico. I used to have an aunt and her family living in Albany for a while, but they were all collectively obsessed with moving to the USA, so I figured I'd try to squeeze some intel out of this lunatic.

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