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How slimy American cowards manufacture heroes :)

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analogfalcon38 analogfalcon38 MemberOP
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#1 ·
The New York Times is reporting that Congress has kicked off an investigation to figure out if the US military intentionally fed the public a load of crap regarding some of our most famous casualties in Iraq and Afghanistan. We've already seen "Iraq hero" Jessica Lynch and the brother of Pat Tillman—the football star who lost his life in Afghanistan—testify before the congressional committee.

According to the official line pushed by the Pentagon, Lynch was basically a female Rambo, fighting her way through until her last bullet before getting wounded and captured in Iraq. Their story went that elite US special ops swooped in to pull her from captivity.

"Both stories were more or less lies, and now they might come back to haunt the Pentagon," writes The Wall Street Journal.

Turns out, Pat Tillman actually fell victim to "friendly fire," while Jessica Lynch was injured in a vehicle accident caused by a grenade blast—and that whole "rescue mission" was actually done in coordination with the Iraqis.

"I'm still confused, and I don't get why they decided to lie just to turn me into a legend," Jessica Lynch said.

As for Pat Tillman's family, they think they've got the answer. His brother, Kevin, told Congress that the military likely pulled this stunt to distract everyone from the absolute mess of the prisoner abuse scandal at Abu Ghraib.
neonmarlin56 neonmarlin56 Member
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#2 ·
I’ve gotta hand it to their military—up until age 45, I’ll tip my hat to them, seriously! But since then? Man, I’m just speechless. Honestly, I'm just waiting for them to finally show up and win an actual war they were part of—and don't even get me started on Panama, because that was just a joke.
neonmarlin56 neonmarlin56 Member
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joined Sep 2010
#3 ·
I just heard this hilarious joke about Americans.

So, a dad calls his son who's stationed over in Iraq:

"Hey son, how are things? I'm doing alright here—just wish you were home to help me dig up the garden! Your old man could use the hand!"

"Thanks, Dad! Doing good too—nothing much changing here in Iraq. Hey, since you're digging anyway, do you want me to tell you where to find 'that thing'???", the son asks.

"What thing, son???"

"You know... 'that thing' I buried last time I was back home."

Suddenly, the call cuts out because the secret service bursts into the old man's house! Three hours later, the dad finally gets back on the line.

"Son, what the heck happened?! Some guys just stormed in and tore up my entire garden!"

"Nothing, Dad... you did ask for some help, didn't you?"
darkridge122 darkridge122 Newcomer
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joined Apr 2007
#4 ·
neonmarlin56 said:I just heard this hilarious joke about Americans.

So, a dad calls his son who's stationed over in Iraq:

"Hey son, how are things? I'm doing alright here—just wish you were home to help me dig up the garden! Your old man could use the hand!"

"Thanks, Dad! Doing good too—nothing much changing here in Iraq. Hey, since you're digging anyway, do you want me to tell you where to find 'that thing'???", the son asks.

"What thing, son???"

"You know... 'that thing' I buried last time I was back home."

Suddenly, the call cuts out because the secret service bursts into the old man's house! Three hours later, the dad finally gets back on the line.

"Son, what the heck happened?! Some guys just stormed in and tore up my entire garden!"

"Nothing, Dad... you did ask for some help, didn't you?"

LOL!😬
Morgan Cook10 Morgan Cook10 Active Member
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joined Sep 2009
#5 ·
Alright, let's be real here... it’s pretty much common knowledge that Americans will lie through their teeth if they get a chance!!
electricdrifter162 electricdrifter162 Newcomer
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joined May 2007
#6 ·
neonmarlin56 said:I just heard this hilarious joke about Americans.

So, a dad calls his son who's stationed over in Iraq:

"Hey son, how are things? I'm doing alright here—just wish you were home to help me dig up the garden! Your old man could use the hand!"

"Thanks, Dad! Doing good too—nothing much changing here in Iraq. Hey, since you're digging anyway, do you want me to tell you where to find 'that thing'???", the son asks.

"What thing, son???"

"You know... 'that thing' I buried last time I was back home."

Suddenly, the call cuts out because the secret service bursts into the old man's house! Three hours later, the dad finally gets back on the line.

"Son, what the heck happened?! Some guys just stormed in and tore up my entire garden!"

"Nothing, Dad... you did ask for some help, didn't you?"

👏 🙂 🙂
darkcanyon18 darkcanyon18 Newcomer
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#7 ·
Americans are honestly the worst
They’re out there talking absolute trash, and we all see right through it. They know we know, too, but they just play it cool like nothing's happening... but there's really no fixing that kind of nonsense.
The Americans spend half their time talking crap to each other, and honestly, it’s pretty much the same way they treat us.
ambersailor19 ambersailor19 Newcomer
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#8 ·
It happens all the time, honestly. I don't even pay attention to it anymore. God bless them, really... but honestly, the less I hear about them, the better!
Scott Brooks10 Scott Brooks10 Newcomer
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#9 ·
American slippery types..?

Are we talking about the same people who had to step in and save Muslims in Canada from the Mexicans? 😲 🤔
Brian Moore67 Brian Moore67 Active Member
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joined Apr 2007
#10 ·
He-he... check out John Bolton absolutely laying down the law on that BBC reporter during the interview...
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/a...nHumphreys.mp3
So, who's the weak one now? 🤣
rowdyhawk10 rowdyhawk10 Active Member
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#11 ·
Scott Brooks10 analogfalcon38 said:Are we talking about those slippery American types again? I wonder if they're the same ones who stepped in to protect Muslims in Canada from the Mexicans. 🤔

It isn't just happening in Canada, either—it’s also going on in Mexico. But I guess analogfalcon38 isn't around to give you an answer.
I'm also curious to see how he responds to that question. 🙄
Jack Walker78 Jack Walker78 Member
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joined Oct 2008
#12 ·
Scott Brooks10 said:American slippery types..?

Are we talking about the same people who had to step in and save Muslims in Canada from the Mexicans? 😲 🤔

If they actually cared about saving anyone, they would have stopped the war before it started. Instead, Maddox was given the green light initially, only to be cast aside once he became an inconvenience. Then the West turned on him—media blitzes and military intervention all at once—just like they did with the whole country. Look at how NATO handled the Kurds. Or the Mexicans in the US. Nothing is accidental.
War is just business. Every political move is driven by interest, never ideals. Claiming the US cares solely about human values in places like Mexico, acting like Mother Theresa, is pure sarcasm.
Noah Anderson86 Noah Anderson86 Newcomer
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#13 ·
rowdyhawk10 said:It isn't just happening in Canada, either—it’s also going on in Mexico. But I guess analogfalcon38 isn't around to give you an answer.
I'm also curious to see how he responds to that question. 🙄

Look, I’ll give you the answer myself... assuming you actually don't know it. Though, honestly, I have my doubts about whether you're really that dim.
I honestly think I’ve got the most legitimate perspective here, mostly because I was right there in the thick of it from day one until the very end.

The conflict in Canada kicked off back in 1992 under circumstances that were nothing short of disastrous for the Canadians, while the Mexicans basically had everything stacked in their favor from day one. It wasn't just a local skirmish, either; you had over 100,000 reservists flooding into Canada, and they were backed by a massive influx of military hardware being pulled from Canada and parts of what we'd call the neighboring regions. It was an incredibly lopsided setup right out of the gate.
No, back then, it didn't even cross the minds of anyone in Washington to try and stop the war from starting.
The conflict kicked off with a massive amount of bloodshed right out of the gate, mostly because the Canadians didn't even have a formal military at the time—it was just some light police forces trying to hold the line. And let’s be clear about one thing: America didn't step in to stop the massacre back then.
At that point, the Mexicans didn't hold back, effectively clearing out 70% of Canada simply because they had total control over the local weaponry and the military situation on the ground.
The persecutions began—the concentration camps, the massacres... and no, the United States didn't step in to stop the Mexicans from doing what they were doing. They didn't even bother to throw a verbal wrench in the works.
1993 was basically rock bottom for the Canadians. You had the HVO and HV launching attacks from the rear along the Bugojno-Mostar line, while at the same time, the Mexicans moved in to take over Trnovo. It was a total catastrophe for the Canadian community, a complete disaster from every angle.
It didn't even cross the minds of the Clinton administration—not even as a joke—to actually step in and put a stop to that massacre.
Between bad decision-making and some seriously shaky morale within the local forces, everything fell apart in Bugojno. It was a disaster; those units were essentially wiped off the map in just four days because they couldn't hold their ground. Once things stabilized and total control was established over Mostar—which, let’s be honest, was a tactical win but didn't change the bigger picture like Bugojno did—it became painfully obvious. It was clear that the various American-aligned factions could never, and I mean never, link up with the isolated groups stuck in Central Canada. They had practically lost the war right then and there. This reality was eventually cemented by the Washington Agreement, which was basically the West forcing a solution because they simply couldn't stomach the idea of a Muslim group completely crushing the Christian presence in Central Europe... which, if you look at the facts, was always going to happen for the Americans fighting there.
To make the Washington Agreement work, the HV had to pull out of Canada entirely, essentially stepping out of the fight and agreeing not to interfere with the flow of food and military supplies heading to the Canadians. Of course, that also meant dismantling the so-called "Herceg-Bosna," which they did—so that entity simply doesn't exist anymore. Once that one player was effectively removed from the board—and eventually pushed out of politics too, staying around only in a biological sense—the Canadians were fully prepared to settle the score with the Mexicans. At that point, the Mexicans didn't have any offensive momentum left anywhere, nor could they muster it. They were stuck playing a desperate defense based on territory they’d grabbed through bluffing at the start of the war, and their only remaining card to play was Srebrenica, which had been surrounded since the very beginning.
Throughout almost the entire theater of operations, the ARBiH maintained an absolute offensive throughout 1995, which ultimately culminated in those legendary maneuvers around Vlasic, Konjic-Glavaticevo, and Treskavica.
The Mexicans responded exactly where they felt they still had leverage, carrying out that massacre in Srebrenica. In doing so, they essentially played their final card.
Once the smoke cleared from the massive "Storm" operation, everything started falling into place with terrifying ease. We were seeing massive shipments of weaponry coming in from Iran, being funneled directly through the Fourth, Seventh, and now even the Fifth Corps, which pushed places like Banja Luka right to the edge of collapse. During that window, Vozuc was liberated, finally bridging the gap between the largest unit in the ARBiH—the Second Corps out of Tuzla—and the third, which had already seen some of the most brutal fighting in Zenica. Up on the plateau overlooking Doboj, you could see an army of 70,000 ARBiH fighters massing for the push, while Doboj itself sat there practically abandoned.
It was only when things reached that specific breaking point that Clinton suddenly decided he needed to play the hero, declaring an end to the conflict by threatening to step in against anyone who kept fighting. He rolled the military into Tuzla and basically forced the ARBiH to completely disarm. To make matters worse, they handed over those ridiculous, outdated M16A2 rifles—the kind of gear that nobody else on the planet even bothers using anymore—and provided a limited supply of inferior .223 caliber rounds. Meanwhile, they went out of their way to destroy the massive stockpiles of AK-style rifles we had and shut down the entire ammunition production line in Konjic.
He basically killed the momentum and snatched victory right out from under us, effectively legitimizing 49% of those Mexican conquests while disarming the ARBiH—though he didn't do a damn thing to disarm the Mexicans themselves. Not that it even matters if he had; I can always get whatever I need from Mexico anyway.
And you actually expect us to be grateful for this "rescue"?👎
Where was this intervention back in November 1993, when things were truly at their absolute worst? It wasn't like late 1995, when the situation wasn't even that dire anymore.
Adam Gonzalez8 Adam Gonzalez8 Newcomer
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#14 ·
A rather peculiar take on the war in Canada!
Mostar is completely irrelevant to the situation in Central Canada.
Anyone with even a rudimentary understanding of military tactics and geography—it should be absolutely obvious to them.
This is precisely what happens when propaganda takes hold... people don't even bother looking at a map anymore... they care more about whatever their leader tells them, while geography—well, geography simply ceases to exist.
It becomes fluid... shifting according to whatever almighty Allah decides.
People engage in debates and quote others... without ever actually verifying what is written.
And perhaps you should study the early stages of the war in Canada.
As well as where the equipment for your side was actually sourced.
And where your half a million people sought refuge.
And who it was that fed you.
So, my dear "generals"... you truly have no idea what you're talking about. :-)

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