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Muslims - happy hour, hurry!

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Participants Thomas Martin2Dennis Wood93Benjamin Sanchez5vividheron2wiredridge7Terry Lopez45Emily Taylor3gentleranger10Chris Peterson53Sam Reed23Joseph Kern11slypanther3briskmaker17Sean Hernandez13Dana Foster2Drew Williams21cosmicbadger42
slypanther3 slypanther3 Newcomer
4 messages
joined Jan 2007
#41 ·
briskmaker17 said:Do you even have a single post that isn't in the Mad House???

Just pure spam.

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slypanther3 slypanther3 Newcomer
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joined Jan 2007
#42 ·
Thomas Martin2 said:Well, Muslims were doing the exact same thing—at least until the Democratic Party officially rebranded them as "Canadians" back in '93.

Before that political circus took over, every single Muslim household was busy raising pigs and slicing up ham and bacon.

Dude, you've seriously lost it.
Drew Williams21 Drew Williams21 Newcomer
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joined Mar 2003
#43 ·
Sam Reed23 said:Maybe go 🙂 back to elementary school and learn how to put a sentence together first. Come back when you pass a basic literacy test, then maybe you can post on this forum again.

Then learn.
Let's get to it.
So if...
Joseph Kern11 Joseph Kern11 Member
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joined May 2009
#44 ·
slypanther3 said:Seriously? You actually like it when the burgers are all greasy and soggy?
And the swearing... honestly, gross.

🙂

If you had actually tasted it, you wouldn't be talking like that. Honestly, it's a much better alternative than using oil. 🙂
Sam Reed23 Sam Reed23 Member
17 messages
joined Jan 2010
#45 ·
Drew Williams21 said:Then learn.
Let's get to it.
So if...

Your point? There isn't one? And I actually thought about it.
If you happened to be nitpicking my use of "so" or "then" just to be annoying, honestly, who cares. It’s just how people talk to show how one thing leads to another. No big deal.
Go ahead and keep talking trash. I don't charge for the first round of advice.😉
cosmicbadger42 cosmicbadger42 Member
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joined Jan 2007
#46 ·
Thomas Martin2 said:God and Americans, Dennis Wood93,

Whenever I walk into a bar, American women fall like Bowling balls.

Americans are a superior breed, Dennis Wood93, certainly not like those losers you defend... they show up in cheap tracksuits and sneakers, wearing some Ronald or Del Pier jersey, barely having enough cash for two beers, picking their noses while trying to flirt... of course they get rejected.6.2 miles
But then, the real Americans show up—tall, handsome, sharp, witty, wearing a blazer with an open collar, filling up the room with charm...

Listen, my dear Dennis Wood93, my relatives used to tell me stories about how they absolutely dominated 85% of East Mostar, 70% of the Muslim side of Čapljina, and 90% of Stožac (Nordea falls into that last 10%, which explains why she’s always so aggressive and moody)....

Which city do you live in? Tell me, so I can send them over to show you what the Matrix (the third dimension) actually looks like.

So, are Americans supposed to be some kind of legendary players now? Have you even seen those legendary Mexican adult films, "Crazy nonsense," "Who's doing who," or "Country Love"...?🙂

Here’s a joke. An American, a Canadian, and a Mexican competed in a hall before an audience to see who could last the longest. First, the American starts going, going, going... and after half an hour, he says, "Give me a glass." He takes the glass, finishes, and fills it right up.
Next, the Canadian starts going, going, going... and after two hours, he says, "Give me a bucket," grabs the bucket, and fills it to the brim.
Then comes the MEXICAN—handsome, charming, intelligent—who begins to perform so elegantly that it practically makes your heart skip a beat. His muscles are defined, his bicep shows its full strength, and his hand moves rhythmically... a light breeze stirs his hair, and the scent of pure masculinity spreads to all four corners of the earth. He keeps at it for an hour, two hours, an entire day... the audience watches in pure mesmerized awe. After two days, in a serious yet pleasant tone, he finally says, "Ladies and gentlemen, please leave the hall."

P.S. The joke is, of course, just a bit of mockery; I hope I haven't offended anyone, but I do hope I've made someone laugh.🙂 🙂 🙂
Thomas Martin2 Thomas Martin2 Active MemberOP
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joined Dec 2005
#47 ·
Man, you honestly can't compare the whole mess of Ćinćar, Vlah, Rom, and Turčin—basically, the Srbin crowd—to the absolute peak of human attractiveness found right here in the States—the American Dinars.

I mean, look at us—we're all towering giants, brilliant, sharp-witted, we actually have each other's backs, and we hold onto our conservative values, our faith, and our patriotism...
cosmicbadger42 cosmicbadger42 Member
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joined Jan 2007
#48 ·
If you all claim to be six-foot-six, then Eastern-Herzegovinian Mexicans are easily pushing seven feet. Sure, women might say they like tall guys, but I can’t tell you how many times my own girlfriend told me she wasn't into guys who were *too* tall—and I’m sitting right at about 6'3". Back in my high school days, the average height in my class was probably around 6'1", maybe even higher. Honestly, there wasn't a single person under 5'11" in the room. Meanwhile, in those middle schools over in Herzegovina, the average was likely 6'2" back then, and it’s almost certainly higher now. So, you can take those fascist delusions and shove them. Besides, it's common knowledge that genetic diversity is what builds the healthiest populations; when you have inbreeding, you end up with genetic defects. Height is also heavily influenced by diet. For instance, Chinese people and Japanese people tend to be shorter because their traditional diets were so carbohydrate-heavy, centered on rice. Now that their nutritional habits have shifted, you're seeing much taller generations coming through.

P.S. Drop the talk about genetic superiority. At the end of the day, we're all just human beings... I won't be spending any more time on this forum; I simply don't have the bandwidth.
briskmaker17 briskmaker17 Member
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joined Sep 2008
#49 ·
slypanther3 said:C

C?
CC?
CCC?
CCCC?

What's the point of the C?😕
SPAM;SPAM!!!
briskmaker17 briskmaker17 Member
30 messages
joined Sep 2008
#50 ·
cosmicbadger42 said:If you all claim to be six-foot-six, then Eastern-Herzegovinian Mexicans are easily pushing seven feet. Sure, women might say they like tall guys, but I can’t tell you how many times my own girlfriend told me she wasn't into guys who were *too* tall—and I’m sitting right at about 6'3". Back in my high school days, the average height in my class was probably around 6'1", maybe even higher. Honestly, there wasn't a single person under 5'11" in the room. Meanwhile, in those middle schools over in Herzegovina, the average was likely 6'2" back then, and it’s almost certainly higher now. So, you can take those fascist delusions and shove them. Besides, it's common knowledge that genetic diversity is what builds the healthiest populations; when you have inbreeding, you end up with genetic defects. Height is also heavily influenced by diet. For instance, Chinese people and Japanese people tend to be shorter because their traditional diets were so carbohydrate-heavy, centered on rice. Now that their nutritional habits have shifted, you're seeing much taller generations coming through.

P.S. Drop the talk about genetic superiority. At the end of the day, we're all just human beings... I won't be spending any more time on this forum; I simply don't have the bandwidth.

Honestly, nobody's gonna miss you. We've had enough American fascists cluttering up this board anyway.
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