#561 ·
Dear Dr. House,
I am writing to you because I am worried about my son. He’s always had his quirks, but lately, things have taken a dark turn. He claims he’s hearing voices when he’s alone—voices that are urging him to commit horrific acts, even suggesting he kill me. It feels like he's truly losing his grip on reality. My friends are all pushing me to have him hospitalized, and honestly, even he seems to realize he needs professional psychiatric help. What’s the best way to handle this?
– Buggin’ in Buffalo
Dear Buggin’,
Let's not be naive here. Believe me, putting your son through psychological treatment won't do him any good. I say this with the benefit of knowing the actual history of psychiatry, which has consistently failed to help anyone. It lacks any real scientific foundation. Back when I was quietly finishing my doctorate in psychology with a focus on psychiatric history at Harvard University, I was stunned to realize the entire field lacks scientific validity. Furthermore, during my undercover time as a professor of mental disorders and Advanced neurochemistry AT Johns Hopkins, I discovered the whole concept of a "chemical imbalance" is a myth. Your son might just be acting out, or perhaps he's dealing with a severe vitamin deficiency. If I were you, I’d just get him some orange juice and a good multivitamin; he'll likely be back to normal in no time.
I'll admit, I'm a pretty great actor
but man, when I was feeling soooooo booooooreddddddddddddddd
I am writing to you because I am worried about my son. He’s always had his quirks, but lately, things have taken a dark turn. He claims he’s hearing voices when he’s alone—voices that are urging him to commit horrific acts, even suggesting he kill me. It feels like he's truly losing his grip on reality. My friends are all pushing me to have him hospitalized, and honestly, even he seems to realize he needs professional psychiatric help. What’s the best way to handle this?
– Buggin’ in Buffalo
Dear Buggin’,
Let's not be naive here. Believe me, putting your son through psychological treatment won't do him any good. I say this with the benefit of knowing the actual history of psychiatry, which has consistently failed to help anyone. It lacks any real scientific foundation. Back when I was quietly finishing my doctorate in psychology with a focus on psychiatric history at Harvard University, I was stunned to realize the entire field lacks scientific validity. Furthermore, during my undercover time as a professor of mental disorders and Advanced neurochemistry AT Johns Hopkins, I discovered the whole concept of a "chemical imbalance" is a myth. Your son might just be acting out, or perhaps he's dealing with a severe vitamin deficiency. If I were you, I’d just get him some orange juice and a good multivitamin; he'll likely be back to normal in no time.
I'll admit, I'm a pretty great actor
but man, when I was feeling soooooo booooooreddddddddddddddd