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Happy Independence Day!

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Participants Casey Lopez61Brian Moore67Nathan Bailey65Megan Kelly3Chloe Garcia98Sam Alvarez15Michael Sullivan3urbanranger18Maria Thompson2Arthur Martinez7wanderingdriver5William Gonzalez3Charles Jackson5Jacob Allengranitepilot282Sarah Wilson95Matthew Wright2Sean Hernandez13
Megan Kelly3 Megan Kelly3 Active Member
68 messages
joined Jun 2009
#61 ·
Henry Kissinger said:I’m basically the king of the riverbank right now—just fixed up my eyebrows, and there’s an eighty-one Ford parked outside.

Where am I supposed to go? I might as well have the Helsinki Committee knocking on my digital front door at this point.

Come on, Henry, quit the act. You’re such an old-school anti-Semite, constantly tearing through those New Spark books and hanging out with those fringe groups. Besides, I’ve spotted you leaving the local strip club a few times myself...
Casey Lopez61 Casey Lopez61 MemberOP
28 messages
joined Nov 2006
#62 ·
Henry Kissinger said:I’m the one calling the shots on the raft because I finally groomed my eyebrows, all while an eighty-one Ford sits idling out front.

At this rate, I might as well just wait for some high-level federal oversight committee to come knocking on my digital doorstep...

Don't you worry about a thing, you'll have full protection and the backing of the Republican party... and when you have that, you have everything... 🙂
Maria Thompson2 Maria Thompson2 Active Member
72 messages
joined Apr 2004
#63 ·
Yes, looking out at this weather... it's so gloomy today...

It really takes me back to those days, my dear friends, when we used to hike through Mount Rainier...

We never complained about the difficulty. We gave everything we had—our strength, our very blood—we poured ourselves entirely into supporting our leaders...

But what am I seeing now, my friends?

I look at the current state of the Federal Reserve...

Is this truly the fruit of all the struggles we endured?
Megan Kelly3 Megan Kelly3 Active Member
68 messages
joined Jun 2009
#64 ·
Baron Samedi said:It really takes me back to those days, kids, when we used to hike up Mount Rainier...

Is this what that old war hero was rambling about on TV? You know, that whole "we all bled the same" nonsense... 🤣
Maria Thompson2 Maria Thompson2 Active Member
72 messages
joined Apr 2004
#65 ·
It all comes back to me now...

I can still picture him... This young man, dressed so casually, wandering through the hills just to deliver ice for our leader's whiskey, all the way to his cozy little retreat...

And you know, the President was actually quite kind to him...
He handed him this old bone, which—if you'll excuse my language—Sex, or rather, Rex, ended up gnawing on...

The United States of America... Yes, that’s the one...
Sam Alvarez15 Sam Alvarez15 Active Member
115 messages
joined Oct 2008
#66 ·
Predrag Zivkovic said:`Come on, Sam Alvarez15, stop playing the victim. You're an old-school anti-Semite at heart, constantly obsessing over those "New Spark" books and hanging out in those two-man circles. I've even spotted you walking out of the local transit hub a few times...`


You can clearly see I'm operating undercover here.

I'm sure the Zionist board of directors will be rushing to sanction me any second now.
Brian Moore67 Brian Moore67 Active Member
241 messages
joined Apr 2007
#67 ·
Henry Kissinger said:I'm basically the king of this raft because I finally fixed my eyebrows—plus, there's an old-school '81 Ford parked right outside.

And this is me. Nuff said.
Henry Kissinger said:Whatever, let the Senate committee come knocking on my digital doorstep if they want to.

Screw the committee. Don't make me come knock on *your* door.
wanderingdriver5 wanderingdriver5 Newcomer
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joined Nov 2006
#68 ·
Things are moving way too fast here... I can barely keep up with everything 🙂
I missed the word 'Palestinian' in my previous draft, so I've edited it accordingly.
William Gonzalez3 William Gonzalez3 Regular
276 messages
joined May 2009
#69 ·
Baron Samedi said:Is this really what our struggle was meant to achieve?


Go celebrate your Jewish holidays somewhere else—don't come here trying to ruin things by mocking us with your profanity, you heretic.
It seems the Inquisition didn't quite manage to clean up your foul language, I see.
If the Inquisition couldn't handle it, well, you know who steps in next...
William Gonzalez3!

Honestly, Baron, I was expecting a bit more sophistication from you...
Sam Alvarez15 Sam Alvarez15 Active Member
115 messages
joined Oct 2008
#70 ·
UmpaUmpa said:And this is me. Nuff said.
Screw the board. Don't make me come over there.


My bad, Jim Morrison, riding on a motor cultivator—I won't 🙏 🙏
anymore.
Maria Thompson2 Maria Thompson2 Active Member
72 messages
joined Apr 2004
#71 ·
The Executioner said:
Go celebrate your Jewish holidays somewhere else; don't come here mocking us with your heathen ways, you heretic.

And what exactly is Republic Day supposed to be, you knucklehead? 😁

The Executioner said:I see the Inquisition hasn't managed to dull your impudent tongue just yet.
If the Inquisition couldn't handle you, you know who steps in next...
The Executioner!

Like hell, the last executioner was last seen grabbing a drink at a shady dive bar on crooked street with some suspicious characters.😁

From what I hear, by the end, he couldn't tell a glass from his own hat, so the glass ended up on his head...😁

The Executioner said:Honestly, Maria Thompson2, I was expecting a much higher level of discourse from you...

It's almost six, so my shift is about to start... 😁
Charles Jackson5 Charles Jackson5 Active Member
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joined Oct 2008
#72 ·
alst said:Look, out of basic courtesy, I guess I should wish you all a happy Republic Day. Don't try to hide—I know you're celebrating 😁
.

Thanks, really. I want to wish my fellow Americans—everyone, regardless of background—a wonderful holiday filled with peace and love.

alst said:So, does it still sting? Knowing that whatever was established in Boise on this day has just been tossed into the dustbin of history? How are you handling that tragedy?

Nothing's gone anywhere... that star is still shining bright red and gold.

alst said:Is that old portrait of Marshall still hanging on the wall? Does that crooked fascist still haunt your dreams?

Of course it’s hanging—in the breakroom. And the fascist? He’s there too... mostly just flushing down the toilet to help with indigestion.

alst said:Did your heart swell with nostalgia when Clinton greeted you as "comrades" in a speech the other day, like the good old days?

How could it not? Honestly, it brought a tear to my eye.
Now I'm off to watch a classic movie where brave guys in military gear take down your relatives—if you want, I can send you a link so you can see how Uncle Sam dances when the guns start firing.😎
Brian Moore67 Brian Moore67 Active Member
241 messages
joined Apr 2007
#73 ·
Henry Kissinger said:Whoops, my bad, Jim Morrison—won't bring up the tiller again, I promise! 🙏 🙏

🙂 I forgive you, man. You actually got lucky that I didn't drop a link to this, otherwise you'd be shaking in your boots!
Sam Alvarez15 Sam Alvarez15 Active Member
115 messages
joined Oct 2008
#74 ·
UmpaUmpa said:🙂 I’ll let you off this time. You're lucky I didn't link you to this, or you would have died of pure terror.


Awoo, now that is some true Freddie Mercury level energy right there. Honestly, if you had actually sent me that, I probably would have ripped the ethernet cable right out of my modem just to escape. Good call.
William Gonzalez3 William Gonzalez3 Regular
276 messages
joined May 2009
#75 ·
Baron Samedi said:What else would Independence Day be, anyway? 😁

Independence Day belongs to our republic, not yours.
It’s a day for the cheerful, hardworking women and the strong, bearded laborers at the high furnaces.
Not for those sneaky, nosey bankers and doctors hiding behind their money.

Baron Samedi said:Hell no, the last time I saw William Gonzalez3, he was drinking down at some shady spot near the Wall. 😁

William Gonzalez3 was actually drinking with a blonde Aryan woman—and those bankers were just hovering nearby, terrified of a true anti-Semite.

Baron Samedi said:From what I hear, by the end he couldn't even tell his glass from his hat, so the glass ended up on his head... 😁

That's nonsense. Whoever told you that is clearly lying to you.
Anyone who was actually there saw me drinking straight from the bottle, not out of a glass.
If you're going to go through the trouble of lying and making things up, I guess you should at least try to make it sound believable.
wanderingdriver5 wanderingdriver5 Newcomer
4 messages
joined Nov 2006
#76 ·
UmpaUmpa said:🙂 I'll let you off this time. You're lucky I didn't link to this one, or you would have been terrified.

And just who do you think you are?
Some kind of American, huh? 👍 🤣
urbanranger18 urbanranger18 Member
20 messages
joined Apr 2007
#77 ·
UmpaUmpa said:A woman definitely knows when she's dealing with an alpha male😎

So, who else wants to act all high and mighty?
🙂

Hey kid, run and grab me some matches😈 and watch where you're going crossing the street!😁
Brian Moore67 Brian Moore67 Active Member
241 messages
joined Apr 2007
#78 ·
George said:Hey kid, grab me some matches 😈 and watch where you're walking crossing the street 😁

Ahmed, man, you can take a massive hike 🙂
Brian Moore67 Brian Moore67 Active Member
241 messages
joined Apr 2007
#79 ·
[Maniac] says:
So, who even are you?
Some kind of old-school American type, huh? 👍 🤣

Look, nationality doesn't really matter to me—I'm operating on a much higher plane of consciousness here!
wanderingdriver5 wanderingdriver5 Newcomer
4 messages
joined Nov 2006
#80 ·
UmpaUmpa said:Nationality doesn't matter. I operate on a much higher plane of consciousness.

If someone shows you respect, return it... regardless of where they come from. 👍
🙏

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