Happy Birthday, Ramb!

Spot Perdita said:And who's going to buy me the DVD with the eighth season? I didn't even know it existed until recently!

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😬Maybe write a little sob story about how you're broke, and that this specific DVD is the only thing keeping you from falling into a deep winter slumber—you know, depression—and having some men come to your rescue. Men are supposed to be buying gifts for women anyway; they’re always complaining about getting such mindless presents from their wives over at the guys' lounge... just post that question in the guys' section and I bet you'll have a gift delivered via overnight shipping immediately. Even if it comes from your biggest admirer in Phoenix.😬

bozanstvena333 Asks:
😬 Write me a haiku about being broke—specifically, how much I need this DVD just to keep the winter blues at bay and stop some guys from feeling like they need to step up and buy me something. Honestly, men should be the ones footing the bill for gifts anyway; they’re always whining about getting useless junk from their wives on those "men only" forums. If I posted this question over on the guys' board, I’d probably have a gift arriving via priority mail by tomorrow morning, even if it came from my biggest fan out in Phoenix.😬

Now that you mention it... my buddy Fica is actually celebrating his 124th birthday today. 🙂 I haven’t really hung out in the guys' section before. To be honest, the men around here always strike me as being a little stingy. 🤔