Forum etiquette and grammar rules

dustypilot22 said:Tangerine, orange, lemon, lime, grapefruit... spelling matters:

(After 48 joints.)

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Hannah Edwards said:The Ambrax Style Guide:

[BREAKING NEWS: MASON IS A KEY PLAYER IN THE SECRET 'NORTH AMERICAN 3' PLOT

And Mason—that absolute traitorous piece of work who does nothing but flutter his thick eyelashes—allegedly has several kids from outside his marriage. Check out the full scoop in the next issue of THE NEW AMERICAN TIMES...

continued; silenthawk11:

All those Mason lackeys are nothing but traitors and nationalists. PERIOD.

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idiots....

continued; wem

and Jasna Babic definitely didn't write about that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

continued; obelix

Honestly, I'm totally on board with everyone here! If we actually used a little bit of logic, we could probably find all sorts of reasons why people act this way. But either way, I'm with you guys!
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As for the hypocrites who can't see what's right in front of them—the ones who just stare at Mason's eyebrows and bow down to him—those people are, in my book, nothing but two-faced frauds.

Spelling and Grammar - The Phoenix Dossier, also known as Ironside (the ultimate patriarch of all forum-dwelling American nostalgics and the head official of the Slobodan Maddox Bar Association). A Forumas member who refuses to use any emoticons:

You’re quite the charming fellow, you chauvinistic idiot!

wanderingmason37 said:and
the sequel; Obelix

I’m in total agreement with everyone here. Honestly, if we actually applied a bit of deduction, we could dig up plenty of different reasons for why they act this way. Regardless, I’m on your side.
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As for those hypocrites who refuse to see it—the ones obsessed with nothing but Messi's eyebrows and bowing down to them—to me, they're just two-faced wannabe partisans.

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Spelling Matters - The Phoenix Dossier revolution, also known as the wanderingmason37 saga, continues:

What's gotten into you, silenthawk11?

...you've completely lost your mind!

It’s clearly Franjo Harmon's fault that the typhoon hit Japan!!

Death to fascism—freedom for the people!

You are absolutely out of your mind, silenthawk11!!!

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Grnulaf's grammar rules:

So, what’s the deal, you nationalists? Did the mere thought of the communists returning finally get under your skin?

Honestly, if you ask me, things were much better for the States back when we had a more collective spirit; everyone actually worked, life felt more vibrant, and—well, let's just say people looked better too. Nowadays, you can't even find decent local produce because everything is imported from places like Mexico or Italy. It feels like the whole country has been sold off to foreign interests. Personally, I have nothing but love for all the people of the old union, including my folks in Canada. I’d go back in a heartbeat if I could, but life in Sweden is just warmer and easier. I didn't head off to fight in any wars—I took the exit instead—even though I probably should have. But honestly, Sweden beats hiding out in some forest, and besides, those hardcore partisans are the only ones who ever went into the woods. Plus, looking at things from here in Sweden gives me a clearer perspective on how things are going back home than you'll ever have, even though I haven't stepped foot there in years. My vacations are usually spent in Spain or Greece since it's way more convenient to fly from Sweden to the Mediterranean and back than trying to navigate a trip back to America.

I have no intention of visiting America anytime soon because they don't even have decent olive oil anymore. I'll consider heading over next year once the old union starts coming back together—and trust me, that process is already underway.

I know what I'm talking about, speaking from my vantage point here in Sweden.

dossier - Gr0f😁

I'm basically heading straight for the finish line🙂 even if things get a little messy👍

but hey, check out my new avatar🙂

I’m definitely saving my energy🙄 😠 😠 but I still really want to write this out and tell the younger generation not to rush into things blindly like I did🙂 🙂

silenthawk11 said:The Grammar Guide - dossier - Gr0f Revolution aka wanderingmason37 - part two:

What's gotten into you, silenthawk11?

...you've completely lost it!

I guess we can blame George W. Bush for that typhoon hitting Japan!!

Death to fascism - freedom for the people!

You are absolutely out of your mind, silenthawk11!!!

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Pallas Style Guide:

Please, let's exercise some restraint here.
Thanks,
P.
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dossier - Gr0f - The man who, alongside Walter, confirmed that those jokes about Mujo and Hasi are actually true:

"Hey, Ustas! Are these five-pointed stars in my eyes stinging too much? Should I make them a little larger?"

Pallas Spelling Guide:

Hey there, valued reader! It feels like it’s been quite a while since we last caught up.👋
Glad to have you back.

P.

The metroseksualac Handbook:

Komšinica Trifa from Leskovac got baptized, attended Mass, is cooking spaghetti, and she’s out there kissing Ustas... gross. She’s got size 12 feet, she's a traitor, a right-winger, and let's just say she's incredibly well-endowed. Hey neighbor, how's the weather over by you? Did the Revolution lady stop by for coffee yet? Shame on all of you. You were bought off with prime rib, haven't you? Just running in gangs now? Meanwhile, they're waiting for me in the alleyways and stole my ID. It's just me. I'm the greatest. I'm the freedom fighter. I traveled all across America exposing the Ustas. I won't back down. Me, myself, and I. To battle, to battle!

dossier - Gr0f profile - a woman who lived through four wars and eight different nations, known back in Istanbul as American-Basha during the glory days of the Ottoman Empire!

"Did you all catch what happened in Congress? Loncar actually swiped Cehoka's keys. Since I spend my afternoons just idling away like any other retiree, I find myself staying up late into the night just to watch the live broadcasts of the debates. silenthawk11, please don't try to lecture me from across the Atlantic! silenthawk11, who do you intend to vote for? Personally, I am backing Mason, but what about you?"

silenthawk11 said:Atlas Grammar:

It is good to see you again; it has been quite some time since your last visit.👋
Welcome back.

P.

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The only thing missing from this whole mess is someone like Tom Hanks... where did he disappear to? Did someone just screw him over or what?

Ilija Čvorović:

Darryl’s got a heavy hand, man!

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Ilija Čvorović 👍 👍 👍 👍 Come back alreadyyyyyyyyyyyy! 🙂 🙂 🙏 🙏 🙏

Manhattan Grammar:

I eat in neighborhoods where even the cheapest meal starts at a dollar fifty; you’ll see exactly where I’ve been and what I’ve heard. Honestly, Manhattan feels like small change compared to the Bronx. Every summer, I fly out to America and blow my entire twenty-dollar monthly budget just on groceries. Seriously, have you ever seen anything like it? I'll grab one drink a night just to pace myself, sitting there looking at nothing, just a gentleman from the Bronx—not like you miserable little nobodies.

Dossier: Tolerant de Trifunovich

"I recently visited the Colosseum, where I had the privilege of attending a screening about pedophiles. I am certainly no small-town girl."

Tolerant de Trifunovich - continued:

"Die, you little brat! Die! Die! Die!"

NOlogo said:ILIJA ČVOROVIĆ:
man, Duke really has a heavy hand...

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