Breaking News: Student Branka Mo. just got fired!

And who exactly is this Branko Mo character? Besides, why is Jack Johnson spamming the board? Is this kind of behavior actually permitted in this madhouse?

placidotter43 said:So, who on earth is this Branko Mo? And why is Jack Johnson flooding the board... is spamming even allowed in this asylum?

Herr Feldmarschal, surely you've noticed that everything being posted here is nothing more than pure, unadulterated spam...

Jack Johnson said:Herr Feldmarschal, have you perhaps failed to notice that everything written there is nothing more than blatant spam?

Granted, it is unpleasant, but surely you must have a more sophisticated method of retaliation at your disposal? In any strategic endeavor, a lack of ingenuity is its own form of punishment; one would do well to remember that.

placidotter43 said:Is this allowed in a madhouse?

Look, the Lounge is a chat room, which means spam and insults are part of the deal!

(A quick tip for Herr Feldmarschal—maybe take a look at the Lounge rules. It wouldn't hurt to lurk for a bit first, too, just until you figure out who everyone is and how we all "respect" one another)

Look, I get what you're saying. I can't resort to swearing at them directly, but taking shots at the rest of the family seems perfectly fine. I won't go as far as threatening physical violence—that’s out of the question—but being somewhat abrasive without crossing that line should be acceptable. Does that sound right to you?

Actually, we're talking about the whole family, not just my mother. And we don't tolerate any kind of threats of violence here.

shadowfalcon33 said:It’s about family, not just your mom. And we aren't putting up with any violent threats either.

So, I guess if Fici sleeps with his great-granddaughter, that counts as being close to family too?!

shadowfalcon33 said:It’s about the whole family unit, not just the mother. And we certainly don't tolerate threats of violence.

In my actual life, I tend to throw around insults involving people's aunts quite frequently when an argument gets heated. Does that fall outside the rules?

Chloe Howard3 said:Wait, can I just sleep with my great-granddaughter? Is that actually considered incest?!

I remember reading this once, Professor Rajković used to say: "Only geniuses are granted the privilege to act unconventional and step outside the bounds of what society deems 'normal'!"
And since you’re clearly a genius... I suppose you have permission!

placidotter43 said:Look, in my actual day-to-day life... I tend to get pretty heated during arguments. Sometimes things escalate to insulting someone's aunt. Is that going to fly here?

Herr Feldmarschal, it’ll pass... provided you're insulting both the aunt and the entire family tree at once.

Jack Johnson said:Herr Feldmarschal, sure, but only if you're going all out and including the auntie in the package deal.

Well, I suppose it really comes down to individual preference 😉. Personally, I’d probably just stick to the auntie; I'll leave the rest up to your discretion 🙂

Chloe Howard3 said:So, can Fici sleep with a great-granddaughter, or is that off-limits since they're family?!

And honestly, who else would you even be looking to hook up with anyway?

just some absolute clown... what even is your deal... seriously...

granitepuma3 said:And what exactly would you be using to get laid?

You absolute clown... just a walking punchline.

....sure....and I'm apparently some kind of rock star like 😢 Lynott...

Go ahead, run back to your daddy and beg him to buy you some new seat covers for your Honda Civic and leave us alone. Tell him your old ones are ruined because you tried to use "reverse gear" as birth control.

placidotter43 said:....yeah....and I'm some kind of Lynott... 😢

Look, just go cry to your old man about him buying you new seat covers for your Mazda and leave us alone. Tell him your old junker got messy because you were using reverse-gear contraception or whatever.

No, you really aren't. 🙄
Anyone could spot your mindless, stereotypical way of typing from a mile away.

Poor guy.

granitepuma3 said:you poor soul

There is no need for insults. I am certainly no Lynott. I happen to be in New York right now, so if you truly wish to meet, we could arrange it today. I haven't insulted you, though it seems you are actively seeking it—perhaps you have some sort of masochistic 🙂

placidotter43 said:Look, there’s no need to get nasty. I’m no Phil Lynott. I’m hanging out in NYC right now, so if you really want to settle this, we can meet up later today. I haven't insulted you, even though it feels like you're practically begging for it—acting like some kind of masochistic 🙂

Fine then, let's see how much you actually know about New York... meet me over on Broadway near the municipal water headquarters

7 PM tonight

Come on then, little guy... show up solo.... I'll be in a blue Mazda 6
parked right across the street
6'4", long hair
wearing a flannel

granitepuma3 said:Come on then, let's see if you actually know your way around Chicago... meet me over on Bošković street by the water department headquarters.

Today at 7.

Just show up, little guy... come alone. I'll be in a blue Mazda 6.
I'll be parked right across the street.
6'7", long hair.
Wearing a full suit.

First, let's exchange numbers via PM so I don't waste my time showing up for nothing. Also, I'm not entirely sure where the water department is located—is it closer to Times Square or near Hebrang?

placidotter43 said:First, let me grab your number so we can touch base privately. I don't want to show up unannounced. Also, where's the water department actually located? Is it closer to Times Square or over by the Hebrang building?

just ask the genius

doesn't really cross my mind to give you my cell

either show up or quit whining like a baby

getting all worked up already, are we?

hahaha

poor guy

granitepuma3 said:Go ask the expert if you're so smart.

I have zero intention of handing you my phone.

Either show up or stop talking nonsense.

Is the ego starting to flare up already?

hahaha

Poor guy.

majmun, how am I supposed to find you when I don't have an address? If you hadn't been so vague, I might actually be able to look for a beat-up baseball cap in my dad's old Ford instead of wandering around downtown Manhattan.

To cut to the chase, I’ll be at the parking lot right in front of the cathedral—the first section before you reach the entrance. I'm expecting a blue Mazda to pull in sometime around 8:00 PM tonight.