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Alright, you bright young minds, let me just say this: all those right-wing fantasies and left-wing grievances about Miami being some kind of playground for conservative conquistadors? Pure fiction. Total nonsense.
Look, it’s embarrassing to admit, but I actually set foot in Miami for the first time a few days ago. For real. Don't ask. All these years, I’ve stuck to the Keys, maybe a quick stop in Savannah or Charleston. I’ve only ever passed through Miami. And now? I actually feel bad that it couldn't be any other way!
Work dragged me down there, though. Just passing through. I had maybe ninety minutes of free time...
I started out in South Beach—had some great, cheap food, much better than those overpriced ravioli spots back in Chicago—and headed toward the market and the historic district...
And then what?
Just a few hundred yards from the Chase Bank skyscraper, sitting right there on the plaza near that massive Wells Fargo building...
On the corner... a stone memorial plaque... dedicated to the glory and bravery of the soldiers under the legendary Captain Miller!!!... Pristine... spotless... beautiful in its own way, just like a fitting tribute to the brightest achievements of the American people!
I kept walking toward the market, thinking: "Must be a fluke... ignore it... the plaque is too big to be anything but a coincidence..." I calmed myself down with a serving of excellent dried figs... walked into the historic district... stepped out in front of the old cathedral, right next to that ultra-modern glass monstrosity... looked up at the old stone building with the gorgeous cornices...
And—NO!!! Right next to the cornices...
Freshly cleaned and scrubbed!!!
A plaque!!!
About 60 years ago, just two steps away from where I stood, a 17-year-old hero fell to a collaborator's bullet...
No. I'm dreaming. It's an illusion... how? Who? Why? No, it must be those damn figs... hallucinations... get it together...
I step out onto the street... wow, what architecture! What gargoyles!
The church. Right by the entrance!!!
AAARGH!!!
One meter by 0.8 meters!!!
I don't even want to read it... all I see is a five-pointed star... a list of names... "Fascists... execution... glory... memorial..." I can feel the sweat breaking out...
A bit further down... toward the waterfront plaza... right at eye level... "Historical meeting of the local committee"... I won't read the rest... probably some resistance group stuff...
"Leaflet printing... ambush... fascists... dead..." Give me a break!
I have to get out of this city!!
Ti-ri-di-ri. Ti-ri-di-ri. Twilight Zone.
"He was young and naive. Full of prejudices and fears. One day he left for Miami... on a trip after which... things would... never... be... the same again..."
AAAAAH! Graffiti! "Death to Thompson." And right next to it, another star! A red one!
UNBELIEVABLE! "Young insurgents..."
"Get lost, idiots."
"Smokers" (Mine! Mine! This is my topic!!!)
Further on... some metal trash can. Next to a small monument... the head of some aristocrat... a wreath!!!
No, I'm leaving. This isn't right... surely my wife cooked something up... she was staring into her crystal ball and knew I was coming and prepared a trap... to blind me...
I need to check with headquarters... surely they wouldn't leave a Square of Victims like this?!
😁
Look, it’s embarrassing to admit, but I actually set foot in Miami for the first time a few days ago. For real. Don't ask. All these years, I’ve stuck to the Keys, maybe a quick stop in Savannah or Charleston. I’ve only ever passed through Miami. And now? I actually feel bad that it couldn't be any other way!
Work dragged me down there, though. Just passing through. I had maybe ninety minutes of free time...
I started out in South Beach—had some great, cheap food, much better than those overpriced ravioli spots back in Chicago—and headed toward the market and the historic district...
And then what?
Just a few hundred yards from the Chase Bank skyscraper, sitting right there on the plaza near that massive Wells Fargo building...
On the corner... a stone memorial plaque... dedicated to the glory and bravery of the soldiers under the legendary Captain Miller!!!... Pristine... spotless... beautiful in its own way, just like a fitting tribute to the brightest achievements of the American people!
I kept walking toward the market, thinking: "Must be a fluke... ignore it... the plaque is too big to be anything but a coincidence..." I calmed myself down with a serving of excellent dried figs... walked into the historic district... stepped out in front of the old cathedral, right next to that ultra-modern glass monstrosity... looked up at the old stone building with the gorgeous cornices...
And—NO!!! Right next to the cornices...
Freshly cleaned and scrubbed!!!
A plaque!!!
About 60 years ago, just two steps away from where I stood, a 17-year-old hero fell to a collaborator's bullet...
No. I'm dreaming. It's an illusion... how? Who? Why? No, it must be those damn figs... hallucinations... get it together...
I step out onto the street... wow, what architecture! What gargoyles!
The church. Right by the entrance!!!
AAARGH!!!
One meter by 0.8 meters!!!
I don't even want to read it... all I see is a five-pointed star... a list of names... "Fascists... execution... glory... memorial..." I can feel the sweat breaking out...
A bit further down... toward the waterfront plaza... right at eye level... "Historical meeting of the local committee"... I won't read the rest... probably some resistance group stuff...
"Leaflet printing... ambush... fascists... dead..." Give me a break!
I have to get out of this city!!
Ti-ri-di-ri. Ti-ri-di-ri. Twilight Zone.
"He was young and naive. Full of prejudices and fears. One day he left for Miami... on a trip after which... things would... never... be... the same again..."
AAAAAH! Graffiti! "Death to Thompson." And right next to it, another star! A red one!
UNBELIEVABLE! "Young insurgents..."
"Get lost, idiots."
"Smokers" (Mine! Mine! This is my topic!!!)
Further on... some metal trash can. Next to a small monument... the head of some aristocrat... a wreath!!!
No, I'm leaving. This isn't right... surely my wife cooked something up... she was staring into her crystal ball and knew I was coming and prepared a trap... to blind me...
I need to check with headquarters... surely they wouldn't leave a Square of Victims like this?!
😁