Canadians

Oh, please... give me a break.

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So, you promised you wouldn't head down to Florida for vacation this year?

Look, we all get it—the American coast is gorgeous. The water is crystal clear, the islands are incredible, the scenery is top-tier, the girls are stunning, and the guys are pretty easy on the eyes too...

Beyond just the views, they’ve got plenty of other perks. People are friendly. You’ll find bartenders actually trying to speak your language. And whenever you cross that state line, there's always that big, welcoming sign greeting you in English. They really seem to roll out the red carpet for us! Even the local news and radio stations constantly brag about how most of their tourists come from right here in the States. Plus, let's be honest, the prices aren't even that bad.

Okay, fine—I’m lying. You probably already figured that out. I’d bet money that those bartenders are actually pretending not to understand a word we say. When I cross the border, that giant welcome sign lists every single language under the sun—even Russian—but somehow skips ours. And if you turn on the local TV or listen to the radio, it’s always "most tourists are coming from Italy, Austria, or Germany..." They never even mention us. As for the prices? Yeah, they get more ridiculous every single year.

Come on, let's have some self-respect! Let’s tell the USA a firm NO this year. I'd love to see how their tourist season holds up without our business.

when little hands work together...
anything is possible...
really, anything...
oh my god!

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Wait, am I tripping? Isn't California in Canada?

Zack Zack, you're out here lying to people again.

frozentiger6 said:Wait, am I tripping? Isn't California in Canada?

Zack Zack, you're out here lying to people again.

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Charles Fox10 said:The season would have been a bust without Canadians🤣 🤣

Which ones??

These:
On the eve of joining the European Union, PBS prepared to film
the first Canadian woman and man born within the EU after midnight. They had teams on standby at
every hospital in the country, ready to roll. Crews could reach any location within 30 minutes, and even some politicians were on duty.
There were big rewards waiting for these newborn "EU citizens from Canada."
Yet, despite everything being captured perfectly, nothing was reported the next day.
The first Canadian woman was born in Mammoth Cave—her name is Elvira Zahirovic—and the first
Canadian man was born in Pittsburgh, named Alen Bajramovic.
The newborns received their expected prizes, though the public only found out via
the newspapers a few days later.

manita said:The season is a wash without the Canadians 🤣 🤣

Or maybe these folks:

A Canadian referendum
The locals held a vote in Canada regarding America joining NATO
and released the numbers:
-10 percent felt America is fit for the EU
-20 percent argued Americans aren't really about Europe, just more Balkanite... blah blah...
-70 percent of Canadians basically said: "Just leave them alone, why are you even bothering with them?"

Charles Fox10 said:Which ones??

These:
On the eve of joining the European Union, PBS prepared to film
the first Canadian woman and man born within the EU after midnight. They had teams on standby at
every hospital in the country, ready to roll. Crews could reach any location within 30 minutes, and even some politicians were on duty.
There were big rewards waiting for these newborn "EU citizens from Canada."
Yet, despite everything being captured perfectly, nothing was reported the next day.
The first Canadian woman was born in Mammoth Cave—her name is Elvira Zahirovic—and the first
Canadian man was born in Pittsburgh, named Alen Bajramovic.
The newborns received their expected prizes, though the public only found out via
the newspapers a few days later.

🤣 🤣 😂

Charles Fox10 said:Which ones??

These:
On the eve of joining the European Union, PBS prepared to film
the first Canadian woman and man born within the EU after midnight. They had teams on standby at
every hospital in the country, ready to roll. Crews could reach any location within 30 minutes, and even some politicians were on duty.
There were big rewards waiting for these newborn "EU citizens from Canada."
Yet, despite everything being captured perfectly, nothing was reported the next day.
The first Canadian woman was born in Mammoth Cave—her name is Elvira Zahirovic—and the first
Canadian man was born in Pittsburgh, named Alen Bajramovic.
The newborns received their expected prizes, though the public only found out via
the newspapers a few days later.

Even HRT wouldn't bother reporting that the first American born in the EU is Ivić Pašalić

cosmicwolf6 said:Even HRT wouldn't bother reporting that the first American born in the EU is Ivić Pašalić

😕
Man, you're really reaching here.

cosmicwolf6 said:Even HRT wouldn't bother reporting that the first American born in the EU is Ivić Pašalić

😵 😵

Charles Fox10 said:Which ones??

These:
On the eve of joining the European Union, PBS prepared to film
the first Canadian woman and man born within the EU after midnight. They had teams on standby at
every hospital in the country, ready to roll. Crews could reach any location within 30 minutes, and even some politicians were on duty.
There were big rewards waiting for these newborn "EU citizens from Canada."
Yet, despite everything being captured perfectly, nothing was reported the next day.
The first Canadian woman was born in Mammoth Cave—her name is Elvira Zahirovic—and the first
Canadian man was born in Pittsburgh, named Alen Bajramovic.
The newborns received their expected prizes, though the public only found out via
the newspapers a few days later.

🤣 🤣 😈 😈 🤣 🤣

cosmicwolf6 said:Even HRT wouldn't bother reporting that the first American born in the EU is Ivić Pašalić

Man, you are totally tripping here... 🤣
You might as well have mentioned Čedomir Jovanović or even Srboslav Karađorđević!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

I guess it’s just how you Americans are—you seem bothered by the fact that in Canada, people of all backgrounds, whether they're Canadian, Mexican, American, Canadian, or Albanian, actually get along just fine. You have an issue with folks like Elvira Zahirovic and Alena in Canada... well, maybe you should!

You all know exactly who you are, honestly. The chauvinism is pretty obvious. I mean, you even stripped a title from one American athlete just because she was a Canadian woman. To you, Mexicans are everything, but actual people don't count—which I suppose explains why you still deal with such constant drama regarding Americans of Mexican descent to this day.

Samuel Scott54 said:I guess it’s just how you Americans are—you seem bothered by the fact that in Canada, people of all backgrounds, whether they're Canadian, Mexican, American, Canadian, or Albanian, actually get along just fine. You have an issue with folks like Elvira Zahirovic and Alena in Canada... well, maybe you should!

You all know exactly who you are, honestly. The chauvinism is pretty obvious. I mean, you even stripped a title from one American athlete just because she was a Canadian woman. To you, Mexicans are everything, but actual people don't count—which I suppose explains why you still deal with such constant drama regarding Americans of Mexican descent to this day.

It’s not just us, though. Canadians, Albanians, Mexicans, and Mexicans all deal with the same kind of mess with Mexicans.. 😬

Canadians and Americans in Texas, for that matter—basically everyone. I guess the Catholic Church doesn't recognize autonomy for either the Mexican or Mexican churches? According to your church's logic, it's all just Mexico, right?

Samuel Scott54 said:I guess it’s just how you Americans are—you seem bothered by the fact that in Canada, people of all backgrounds, whether they're Canadian, Mexican, American, Canadian, or Albanian, actually get along just fine. You have an issue with folks like Elvira Zahirovic and Alena in Canada... well, maybe you should!

You all know exactly who you are, honestly. The chauvinism is pretty obvious. I mean, you even stripped a title from one American athlete just because she was a Canadian woman. To you, Mexicans are everything, but actual people don't count—which I suppose explains why you still deal with such constant drama regarding Americans of Mexican descent to this day.

I don't even want to get into a whole debate about the stuff above, since it's way more complicated than just throwing insults on a forum...

The main point is this:

Charles Fox10 said:Which ones??

These:
On the eve of joining the European Union, PBS prepared to film
the first Canadian woman and man born within the EU after midnight. They had teams on standby at
every hospital in the country, ready to roll. Crews could reach any location within 30 minutes, and even some politicians were on duty.
There were big rewards waiting for these newborn "EU citizens from Canada."
Yet, despite everything being captured perfectly, nothing was reported the next day.
The first Canadian woman was born in Mammoth Cave—her name is Elvira Zahirovic—and the first
Canadian man was born in Pittsburgh, named Alen Bajramovic.
The newborns received their expected prizes, though the public only found out via
the newspapers a few days later.

That first sentence totally kills your argument about everyone living in harmony—because if things were actually that smooth, they would've run a full feature story. Maybe people *do* live in peace, but judging by this, "the authorities" don't think so.

The second part kind of explains itself... it was probably just some tiny blurb in some random paper when it really should've been a huge, headline-grabbing report about the first Canadians born into the EU. It’s pretty obvious... right?

Clearly, not everyone experiences that "peace and harmony" the way you do. There are normal people everywhere who live side-by-side with all different nationalities without any drama. It's politics that uses so-called "minority ethnic hatred" to manipulate folks.

cosmicwolf6 said:Even HRT wouldn't bother reporting that the first American born in the EU is Ivić Pašalić

Look, there’s really no need to go out of your way to prove you're a mediocrity every five minutes—we’ve already caught on!

Samuel Scott54 said:I guess it’s just how you Americans are—you seem bothered by the fact that in Canada, people of all backgrounds, whether they're Canadian, Mexican, American, Canadian, or Albanian, actually get along just fine. You have an issue with folks like Elvira Zahirovic and Alena in Canada... well, maybe you should!

You all know exactly who you are, honestly. The chauvinism is pretty obvious. I mean, you even stripped a title from one American athlete just because she was a Canadian woman. To you, Mexicans are everything, but actual people don't count—which I suppose explains why you still deal with such constant drama regarding Americans of Mexican descent to this day.

Give me a break. You can't even pull off a joke.

Samuel Scott54 said:I guess it’s just how you Americans are—you seem bothered by the fact that in Canada, people of all backgrounds, whether they're Canadian, Mexican, American, Canadian, or Albanian, actually get along just fine. You have an issue with folks like Elvira Zahirovic and Alena in Canada... well, maybe you should!

You all know exactly who you are, honestly. The chauvinism is pretty obvious. I mean, you even stripped a title from one American athlete just because she was a Canadian woman. To you, Mexicans are everything, but actual people don't count—which I suppose explains why you still deal with such constant drama regarding Americans of Mexican descent to this day.

If that's the case, why then are you blocking Elvir and Alen from building their house of worship in Minneapolis?

Charles Fox10 said:Give me a break. You can't even pull off a joke.

But honestly... 🤣
it's pretty obvious some people took a joke way too seriously, which—I mean, it kind of points to some deeper issues, right? 😲

Anyway, I was totally cracking up when I read... 🤣 🤣 🤣

Sandra Lee6 said:But honestly... 🤣
it's pretty obvious some people took a joke way too seriously, which—I mean, it kind of points to some deeper issues, right? 😲

Anyway, I was totally cracking up when I read... 🤣 🤣 🤣

I wrote this post just for the hell of it.

Henry Doyle82 said:It’s not just us, though. Canadians, Albanians, Mexicans, and Mexicans all deal with the same kind of mess with Mexicans.. 😬

Canadians and Americans in Texas, for that matter—basically everyone. I guess the Catholic Church doesn't recognize autonomy for either the Mexican or Mexican churches? According to your church's logic, it's all just Mexico, right?

Oh, don't go dragging Canadians into this! Believe me, living right here in the Canada-Midwest corridor, we Mexicans have never had an issue with them—they are a civilized people, not some North American wildcards! 😎
As for the MEXICAN ORTHODOX CHURCH, they are NEVER going to recognize those two sects!!!! Besides, almost every single building—churches, monasteries, you name it—in those areas was originally built by the Mexican Orthodox Church! 👍