Clones"?!

On the religion thread, people are back at it for the second time claiming that wearyowl29 and I are some kind of "clones." First it was Tarantino making the claim, and now Joe Biden is repeating it. I actually flagged Tarantino’s original comment over ten days ago, but—surprise, surprise—nobody did anything about it. Now the lies are just circling back around:

I’m asking the moderators to please look into this, verify the facts, and actually penalize those spreading these rumors. A public notice would be great too, just so these trolls know there are consequences for this kind of nonsense. Thanks!

I’m jumping in here to back up my colleague—it’s about time we finally figure out if we’re all just clones or something!

Update:

So, back on that thread about the IBM referendum over in Politics—about 13 days ago, Tarantino claimed I was some kind of "clone" of wearyowl29:

You really ought to check right away if Splico and Tarantino are just two different accounts owned by the same person.

It’s been over a month—exactly 40 days, actually—since wearyowl29 and I asked the admins to look into those ridiculous "clone" accusations being thrown our way. We also requested that anyone spreading these baseless rumors be penalized, since spreading falsehoods is a direct violation of the forum rules. Since we haven't heard a peep since then, I'd love an explanation as to why. Thanks in advance!

You’re really not going to get any answers from us. I see you've already reported those posts, and they’ve been moderated. If it happens again, just keep reporting them; we'll step in as long as there's a legitimate reason to act. As for who we were actually looking into and what we found out during that process—that information stays strictly within the administration.