Evening news subscription!!!!

What exactly do I need to fill out here?

And where am I supposed to send this?

Seriously, guys, help me out—I’m totally lost on this one. 😢

Why even bother asking the New York Times? It’s not like you can actually afford the paper just to go check their masthead anyway.😁

Honestly, you’re completely incompetent 🙄

Why on earth didn't you check here?

What’s the point of an evening news broadcast anyway?

Angela Hill said:Did you even bother to check out this link?

Man, now you’ve just got me even more confused than before. 😢

There’s like a million different names floating around in here.

Who am I even supposed to be talking to???

Subscription

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Fax: +1 212 555 0198

It’s sitting right under the "obituaries" and just above the "distribution" section. 🙄

Why the hell are you talking to me like that??? 😢

Honestly, better this way than any other way. 😢

I’m feeling pretty low right now—even my Prozac isn't doing squat anymore, *sniff*. 😢

Just say something nice to me. Please? Right now. 🙂