Forum Government!

It’s not the most heavy-duty topic, but does everything always have to be so serious?😍

So, look, we've got the current administration in Washington; honestly, I can barely tell them apart—it all feels pretty much the same to me, up or down.

I say we start our own little forum government right here on this politics board.
Alright, let's hear it. 😍

President, obviously, Pizvo
Vice President: Vacant

Secretary of Agriculture: Aunt Elsa—she actually knows her way around a farm, unlike the deputy coach.

Secretary of the Treasury: Charles Fox10 (everyone likes him, which is usually the worst job in the cabinet).

Secretary of Health and Human Services: felixx—it's his life's calling, with north wind as deputy.

Secretary of Sport: McAuliffe—easily the biggest sports nut among us.

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Zionist (has some right-wing views, but he's a solid doctor).

Secretary of Labor: Gilda

Secretary of State: MC Ozy (better to be number one in the North America than last place in Europe).

Secretary of Defense: judolino

Secretary of European Integration: Rendolf (more moderate than Powerlock, but without London, we aren't going anywhere, so let him take the lead).

Secretary of Environmental Protection: Katarina riječki

Secretary of Commerce: somied

Secretary of Science: Ego

Attorney General: Vojky, no need to waste my breath.

Chief of Staff: Michael Minister

Secretary of Tourism: nasmijanonebo—she runs the tourism subforum and knows every vacation spot there is. Deputy is a realist.

Secretary of Homeland Security: drot13

Way too few women. 🤷

I'll bet we'd actually see some success, maybe even better than what we have now. 🤷

Who's stepping up for these roles?

🤣🤣🤣

Man, my wife is gonna kill me! But seriously, don't sweat the ladies—we’re making progress, just slow and steady, so give us a few more months 😁
And honestly, you laid that out perfectly, no doubt about it 😍

Charles Wells71 said:🤣🤣🤣

Man, my wife is gonna kill me! But seriously, don't sweat the ladies—we’re making progress, just slow and steady, so give us a few more months 😁
And honestly, you laid that out perfectly, no doubt about it 😍

Maybe you didn't realize—blah, blah, conflict of interest, blah, blah. It's all nonsense, like chasing ghosts
😉

That's the Vice President for you!😁

Oh man, you’re actually serious? I totally thought you were kidding me here.🤣

Anyway, we’ve got a situation on our hands. Personally, I’m an absolutist,😢 though I guess I don't know how anyone even functions without a whip.🤷 😈

Karen Rodriguez3 said:Oh man, you’re actually serious? I totally thought you were kidding me here.🤣

Anyway, we’ve got a situation on our hands. Personally, I’m an absolutist,😢 though I guess I don't know how anyone even functions without a whip.🤷 😈

How did Germany manage to have workers picking from eight different jobs back in 1961, when they were basically a pile of rubble in 1945?

Just keep it moving😁!

Maybe if someone smart actually listens to the suggestions from our forum experts, they might get you an invite to meet with Grčić. And he's easy on the eyes.😍

Secretary of the Treasury: Charles Fox10 (everyone loves him, which is arguably the most thankless job there is)

I'm a crowd favorite, apparently 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My vote wouldn't mean a damn thing unless I was actually sitting in on those meetings at the White House myself 🙂

bluerider63 said:My vote wouldn't mean a damn thing unless I was actually sitting in on those meetings at the White House myself 🙂

Look, you're just staring at empty seats.

(Honestly, I'd suggest grabbing one of those Vice President spots reserved for minority representation. It’s not a heavy lift, and the paycheck is solid.🤣)

Just build your own administration and let's head to the polls!
That's how democracy works.

Right now, it's just a center-left cabinet mixed with a few specialists.

I’d take an advisory role at Amtrak in a heartbeat. I’ve got plenty of experience playing around with model trains. 😁

I've spent plenty of time putting together train puzzles myself. I know how it goes.
Sure thing. 🙂

Maria Booth96 said:How did Germany manage to have workers picking from eight different jobs back in 1961, when they were basically a pile of rubble in 1945?

Just keep it moving😁!

Maybe if someone smart actually listens to the suggestions from our forum experts, they might get you an invite to meet with Grčić. And he's easy on the eyes.😍

Ugh... whatever, I guess I'll still give it my best shot.😬

The Department of Commerce made it pretty clear to me—if you aren't actively helping big business, you're just getting in the way. So, I basically spend my days rubber-stamping paperwork just to keep the gears turning.
I mean... let's just give her something so she doesn't claim she was left empty-handed.
Given my standing here on the forum...🤣

Cuka as Secretary of the Treasury would be an absolute disaster... he’d probably try to hand out stimulus checks to anyone who shed a tear... it wouldn't be heard of.

Amanda Hughes37 said:The Department of Commerce made it pretty clear to me—if you aren't actively helping big business, you're just getting in the way. So, I basically spend my days rubber-stamping paperwork just to keep the gears turning.
I mean... let's just give her something so she doesn't claim she was left empty-handed.
Given my standing here on the forum...🤣

Cuka as Secretary of the Treasury would be an absolute disaster... he’d probably try to hand out stimulus checks to anyone who shed a tear... it wouldn't be heard of.

That's all about regional transparency.
And those female quotas.

As for what's bothering you, you can always just keep your mouth shut.
Not every female cabinet member needs to broadcast every little detail. 🤣

Cuka needs to stay put.☕

Honestly, I’m totally fine with Cuka staying put—I mean, if he stays, maybe we can finally get some relief on those taxes and see a little more cash in our pockets 😉

But seriously, Maria Booth96, what is this administration even trying to achieve?

Maria Booth96 said:Look, you're just staring at empty seats.

(Honestly, I'd suggest grabbing one of those Vice President spots reserved for minority representation. It’s not a heavy lift, and the paycheck is solid.🤣)

Just build your own administration and let's head to the polls!
That's how democracy works.

Right now, it's just a center-left cabinet mixed with a few specialists.

Hell no, I'm passing on that—I couldn't care less about representing some minority group.

Maria Booth96 said:That's all about regional transparency.
And those female quotas.

As for what's bothering you, you can always just keep your mouth shut.
Not every female cabinet member needs to broadcast every little detail. 🤣

Cuka needs to stay put.☕

Do I really need to dress like a goth to get an opinion in here?🤷

bluerider63 said:Hell no, I'm passing on that—I couldn't care less about representing some minority group.

Željko, I’ll hire you myself—I’m planning to launch about ten different environmental agencies, and I need someone to run the whole show. You've got the phone, the car... just sit on the Boardwalk and enjoy the view.

Amanda Hughes37 said:Do I really need to dress like a goth to get an opinion in here?🤷

nah, honestly, the avatar is totally spot on—it’s basically your natural aesthetic at this point.😍

Charles Wells71 said:Honestly, I’m totally fine with Cuka staying put—I mean, if he stays, maybe we can finally get some relief on those taxes and see a little more cash in our pockets 😉

But seriously, Maria Booth96, what is this administration even trying to achieve?

Go ask the President. 🤷
The administration claims their goal is to boost production, ramp up exports, and hit a 3% GDP growth rate. Just to get things moving.

They’re talking about investing in industry, science, consolidating land holdings, and lowering the cost of agricultural goods.

In plain English, that means cutting red tape for anyone looking to invest—except for one specific permit that takes ten minutes to grab; focusing science funding (roughly 40% tech, 40% natural sciences, 10% social sciences, and 10% humanities); ending subsidies for single cows or small poultry farms; and building a nuclear power plant in Cincinnati. (Since the President is from Cincinnati, obviously.)

We’re going to rezati socijala, even though we claim to be on the left, because you have to prioritize the economy over social spending. And since the Secretary of Sports knows everything about energy, he can just jump in and multitask; his ideas and international experience will surely carry the day.
Then there's regional integration while maintaining full sovereignty and cross-border cooperation.

It’s pretty easy to learn those buzzwords.🤣

Charles Wells71 said:nah, honestly, the avatar is totally spot on—it’s basically your natural aesthetic at this point.😍

Yeah... that's a still from that series "Famous women in America"😬

If anyone had sense, Chuck should have recognized her immediately🙂