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Since hunting down trolls seems to be such a hated and explicitly forbidden activity in basically every single troll nursery out there, I suppose it would be only polite if someone else stepped up to deal with them—at least the particularly dim-witted ones.
To start things off, maybe we could direct all those countless individuals who can't even string together two coherent sentences—yet somehow possess the uncanny ability to parse through Facebook feeds, emails, texts, and their partner's brain waves (only to inevitably "discover" some scandalous, disgusting nonsense... oh boy, the drama...)—to a dedicated thread where they can share their "expertise" with us mere mortals.
I realize it's summer and the forum is running on autopilot, but if anyone actually believes that a flood of idiotic, uninteresting, illiterate, and unoriginal troll threads contributes to a sense of vitality here—well, they are sorely mistaken.
Alternatively, we could just declare an official moratorium on mocking trolls altogether—which, honestly, would also be just lovely 😬.
To start things off, maybe we could direct all those countless individuals who can't even string together two coherent sentences—yet somehow possess the uncanny ability to parse through Facebook feeds, emails, texts, and their partner's brain waves (only to inevitably "discover" some scandalous, disgusting nonsense... oh boy, the drama...)—to a dedicated thread where they can share their "expertise" with us mere mortals.
I realize it's summer and the forum is running on autopilot, but if anyone actually believes that a flood of idiotic, uninteresting, illiterate, and unoriginal troll threads contributes to a sense of vitality here—well, they are sorely mistaken.
Alternatively, we could just declare an official moratorium on mocking trolls altogether—which, honestly, would also be just lovely 😬.