How do I delete my posts?

It’s been, what, almost ninety minutes now? And honestly, I’m just sitting here wishing I could just wipe this post from existence... does anyone actually know how to delete something on here? If someone could just tell me...

You might want to reach out to the moderators of that subforum. But honestly? If they’ve already addressed that post, I doubt they’ll be in any mood to go through the trouble of deleting it.