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IMF's new policy!?

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Participants George Brown35Tyler Richardson4Betty Moore34feraltrucker5Michael Lee4stormybadger8Joshua Newman2neonfalcon16Jason Campbell70
George Brown35 George Brown35 NewcomerOP
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Tyler Richardson4 Tyler Richardson4 Newcomer
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What’s so funny about that? Even Mexico could host a Formula 1 race if all the right pieces fell into place (which won't happen, obviously, but theoretically speaking, it's possible).
Betty Moore34 Betty Moore34 Member
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There were even rumors circulating along these lines
So, honestly, anything is on the table. I mean, who actually believed Branson when he claimed he was going to pull off private spaceflights? Absolutely NOBODY, yet here we are, and it actually happened...
feraltrucker5 feraltrucker5 Active Member
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Oh, man, here we go again. Seriously? 🀦
Michael Lee4 Michael Lee4 Regular
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I’d love to hear what kind of brilliant advice Kerum actually gave him. 🀦

btw... BluΕΎ was bringing that up during qualifying. I think he even mentioned being at an event with them, and said SuΕ‘ec junior did an interview that he'll probably show tomorrow before the race.
stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
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Thomas Rivera35 said:There were even rumors flying around like this one
So anything goes. I mean, who actually believed Branson when he said he’d be running private space flights? NOBODY. Yet, here we are...

Exactly. Next season, thirteen teams will inexplicably turn into DokIng, while their carβ€”codenamed XD1β€”will somehow be the fastest thing on track. Meanwhile, the rest of the grid will be lagging seven or eight seconds behind them in qualifying. We might even see races where McLaren and Ferrari can't even show up because they fail the 107% rule.🀣

Naturally, the car will be driven by Kerum and BandiΔ‡ at every single track, including our local circuitπŸ™ which is supposedly being built right next to the Split Maternity Hospital. We’ll probably have a second race in two years tooβ€”down in a major US city like Chicagoβ€”where the garage is just a pit stop and the track cuts straight through downtown.😁

The car will feature Ε uker's signature, because he’ll secure massive piles of cash through "wise investments" and insanely cheap loans with ridiculous interest rates. At this rate, the banks will end up paying him back instead of the other way around.πŸ™

Of course, BandiΔ‡ and Kerum will spend half the season slapping each other over who gets to be the number one driver, while the team principal, Zdravko MamiΔ‡ - Maminho, will be totally out of his depth and unable to pick a favorite.🀣
Joshua Newman2 Joshua Newman2 Active Member
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Which kid is going to bring us Formula 1? If we had actually fought for something like that back in the 90s, sure, that would have been great. But now, when even places like Monaco, Silverstone, and Canada can barely afford to pay Berni's tribute, I’d much rather just take a trip to a neighboring state once a year than watch our own corrupt, debt-ridden system sink itself into something similar. I can already see how it would play out: if Kalmet's ministry were the one handing out the contracts, a single racetrack would end up costing as much as a gold-plated Olympic stadium.
neonfalcon16 neonfalcon16 Regular
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Oh, please. In this economy? We’d be throwing money at race organization when we can barely afford the basics πŸ™„. Besides, there isn't some powerhouse figure left to push this track onto the Formula 1 calendar and make it happen on the global stage
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Jason Campbell70 Jason Campbell70 Veteran
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stormybadger8 said:Exactly. Next season, somehow, that 13th team is going to become the next big thing on LinkedIn. Their carβ€”code-named X1β€”will be the fastest thing on the track. Meanwhile, the rest of the grid will be lagging seven or eight seconds behind in qualifying. We might even see races where McLaren and Ferrari can't even show up because of the 107% rule.🀣


LinkedIn, you hit the nail on the head. πŸ™

Team motto? Just crush the competition. πŸ™

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