Legendary quotes from Martial Arts movies... oh yeah!!!!!!!!!

Supposedly, this stuff comes from a book called "Enter the Dragon," which the authors put together by basically cherry-picking the best lines from those old 70s Hollywood films—you know, the Bruce Lee era.

so here goes:

I guess I've been acting pretty skittish lately, like a mouse or something.

Nothing weird, okay? We’re kind of in a rush.

Man, being killed off like this is just... unsatisfying, I guess.

You aren't walking away from this in one piece.

Your old man's a blacksmith and your mother's a bean vendor.

Beware! Your bones are about to get disconnected. (I mean, who'd even want to touch you after a threat like that? 😂 )

A bullet went right through his private parts.

He's probably the clumsiest fighter in the whole Martial Arts world.

Well! Fight Club! - 🤣

Beat him until he's unrecognizable!

Keep it down. Nothing's broken yet. Right? My stones feel like marshmallows now!

This isn't China. This is Hong Kong! Why do you keep running around hitting everyone in the head?

Sex is Life. Well, if that's true, then we're friends. (Probably the greatest pick-up line ever made, honestly 🤣 🙏 🙏 )

Hand over your urine... apparently, it heals internal wounds. You want some? Nah, yours isn't great.

Tell him a literal hill is going to crash into his car tonight. (hahahahaha 😂 )

This should be useful for you, you absolute piece of trash. I'm pretty sure you won't mind if I take your manhood and leave it out in the desert sand for your aunts to find. (This definitely belongs in a sig, I think 👍 )

more stuff here

If anyone remembers any of those old, super-cool Martial Arts gems, maybe keep them coming.

Just don't bring up Kung Pow, I think we'd need a whole separate thread for that.😉

Money is a headache, just like women (Jackie Chan)

I wonder if those are actually the original quotes, or if they just got a little lost in translation during some old studio dubbing process?

Richard Hernandez13 said:I wonder if those are actual quotes from the script, or maybe just stuff lost in translation during the dubbing process?

The dubbing...

It feels a bit too cheesy for them to actually sound like that in the original (I mean, Chinese people invented the compass and gunpowder, after all 😁), but I guess when you realize they were translated by Americans, it kind of makes sense😁

I honestly have a feeling that the Chinese people just handled the translations themselves.

It’s pretty wild how many cool topics you can stumble upon in the '!!BEST TOPICS ON THE MOVIE SUBFORUM!! ( Last update: 10.05.2006. )' thread—I bet crimsonmoose3 would find this interesting 🙏

Jose Chase2 said:It’s fascinating how much great content can be found in the '!!BEST MOVIE TOPICS ON THE SUBFORUM!! ( Last update: 05.10.2006. )' thread. I'm sure crimsonmoose3 will find this particularly interesting 🙏

My bad, I completely lost track of that thread, even though it was the first thing I opened. 😁 I'll be digging up some old threads soon where I missed my chance to post. 🙂 🙂

Jose Chase2 said:it’s pretty wild how you can stumble upon such cool topics in the '!!BEST MOVIE THREAD ON THE SUBFORUM!! ( Last update: 05.10.2006. )' thread... I bet crimsonmoose3 would find this interesting 🙏

man, this thread is basically running on autopilot 😁

quietdriver3 said:this thread is on life support😁

Hardly. Richard Hernandez13 started his own thread about movie props people actually want...🙂

I guess that was actually a pretty good thread 😉

Depressed Beaver said:it was actually a pretty decent thread😉

The only Damage is that he didn't include the Best Movie Deaths...🙂