Lizard emergency, help!

I need some help here. To be honest, I’ve been dealing with stomach migraines for about five years now, but six months ago things took a turn for the worse. My pancreas started acting up. At first, I just brushed it off—figured it was just the usual stress catching up with me. Well, I was wrong. This morning, I woke up to agonizing pain in my abdomen, right where the pancreas is, along with this sharp, stabbing sensation in my chest. The chest pain subsided after fifteen minutes, but the abdominal pain isn't letting up; if anything, it's getting worse. My entire fucking torso is throbbing. What on earth could this be? 😠

Get a referral and see a doctor!
You don't mess around when it comes to a lizardiasis.

He doesn't need a referral for this; he needs to head straight to the ER at a major hospital like Mayo Clinic immediately.

But what makes you think it's cholecystitis? Which part of your abdomen is hurting the most, and does the pain radiate anywhere else? Are you feeling nauseous or dealing with any vomiting? Have you been drinking a bit too much lately, or perhaps you have gallstones?