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I’ve gotta say something here! Has anyone else noticed how every single one of his movies follows the exact same pattern? It’s always the same deal: he has some primal, animalistic hookup with a woman, which kicks off this massive conflict that lasts the whole movie, and then either she kills him or he ends up killing her. Honestly, the second I see his face on screen looking all lustful and twisted, I can't help but crack up. 🤣
Just yesterday, I watched that one where he hooks up with a woman who eventually tries to kill both him and his wife because he wasn't interested in her anymore—so his wife ends up taking her out instead.
Then there’s the raw passion scenes where he's sleeping with that policewoman he eventually shoots, and then there's the one where Sharon Stone is the one being accused.
Or that movie where he marries a woman and they basically turn their house into a war zone, building barricades everywhere until they both end up falling from a chandelier that crashes down on them.
And don't get me started on when he actually orders the hit on Gwyneth Paltrow—his own wife.
Or that one where his boss turns into Demi Moore, tries to force herself on him, and he ends up going to war with her.
I truly feel for him, but once I see him on screen, I just can't take him seriously as a person anymore. 😁 Look, credit where credit is due, he’s a fantastic actor, but the roles he's built his entire reputation on have become straight-up ridiculous.
Just yesterday, I watched that one where he hooks up with a woman who eventually tries to kill both him and his wife because he wasn't interested in her anymore—so his wife ends up taking her out instead.
Then there’s the raw passion scenes where he's sleeping with that policewoman he eventually shoots, and then there's the one where Sharon Stone is the one being accused.
Or that movie where he marries a woman and they basically turn their house into a war zone, building barricades everywhere until they both end up falling from a chandelier that crashes down on them.
And don't get me started on when he actually orders the hit on Gwyneth Paltrow—his own wife.
Or that one where his boss turns into Demi Moore, tries to force herself on him, and he ends up going to war with her.
I truly feel for him, but once I see him on screen, I just can't take him seriously as a person anymore. 😁 Look, credit where credit is due, he’s a fantastic actor, but the roles he's built his entire reputation on have become straight-up ridiculous.