Mods are the absolute worst...

I didn't start this thread because of getting banned or dealing with those absolute cowards, but because I want to give a massive thanks to the pigs over at Reddit. I want us all—not just me, but anyone who actually wants to delete their account—to do the exact same thing.
So, from the bottom of my heart, screw you all. You’re nothing but arrogant losers who think you have the right to police everyone else on this site. Well, guess what? You can't do a damn thing to us. We will always get exactly what we want.

If you guys actually put in some effort, maybe you could have built a site without all the constant ads. Ha! Hilarious.

This place used to be great, but the moderators were total assholes.
Now I'm out of here, and believe me, when Reddit eventually goes under, everyone is going to realize what a complete disaster this was.

WE, AS REDDIT USERS, NEVER SIGNED ANYTHING CONSENTING TO BE BOUND BY THIS FOREVER.

-->p.s.- watch out that you don't end up in the New York Times, the LA Times, or the Chicago Tribune, alongside every local news station and school district, being labeled the biggest bunch of idiots in the country.

THANKS AGAIN.

-Unknown😉

There’s a button right up there that says LOG OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just wanted to bring this to everyone's attention

The powers held by the Reddit moderation team
Reddit is privately owned by the Pew Research Center. Most of the moderators on Reddit are volunteers who have been selected to handle these responsibilities. They possess the authority to:
edit the content of posts
alter thread titles
delete posts or entire threads
move posts or threads
lock threads
modify your profile (such as removing signatures, avatars, or changing your username)
delete both sent and received private messages
ban you from accessing Reddit (either temporarily or permanently)
delete your user account (please note, this isn't done at a user's request!)

Have a pleasant rest of your day🙂

Is anyone from the mod team actually going to address the sentence I wrote in all caps up there?
Total silence... ?
What, are you planning on adding that to the rules now, and conveniently framing it as a "positive" thing??

Whatever, keep doing your thing...

Yes, by accepting the terms of service during registration 😉

In reality, you haven't signed away your life; you are free to leave whenever you wish, though your user account itself won't be deleted.

Alright, buddy, are you seriously trying to tell me you're going to dump billions upon billions of dollars into this place until Reddit finally goes belly up?
Is there any actual way to delete someone's account? (And no, I'm not talking about that damn user request)

Of course there is a way to handle this. In the admin panel, right next to the user's name, you just click on ''delete user'' and 🙂
they're gone.

Well, why doesn't someone just do it for me then?

Are you waiting for the cops to show up and arrest you?

Seriously, quit being so passive. If you actually step up and do something for others, they won't give you any more grief. Oh, so now everyone's looking for help? I don't want my account just sitting there gathering dust while I'm gone.

I’m really hoping that wasn't actually the single most idiotic thing anyone has ever said.
I mean, it’s definitely up there on the leaderboard for all-time nonsense, but I’d love to hear you try to justify it.

If you actually ask a specific question, you'll get an answer.

Angela Gray63 said:I mean, if you actually ask something specific, you might get an answer.

Are you ever going to just click Unknown?

Angela Gray63 said:If you actually ask a specific question, you'll get an answer.

So, are you some kind of bearded extremist?

Steven Sanders59 said:Are you ever actually going to click Unsubscribe?

You’re talking nonsense after what you said to me... just go jump in the Hudson. I’ve still got three days before my trip starts, and believe me, I won't be clicking anything until then.

rowdyeagle82 said:Are you some kind of radical extremist?

No, but it sure sounds like you are. Go run back to mommy and hide under her skirt, you rude little brat. We’re over here having an actual conversation in the "men's corner" about what kids are up to these days, and you jump in with this?

There’s zero respect for elders anymore, and absolutely no manners in shops, restaurants... anywhere.

Honestly, at this hour, you should just go to bed.👍

Angela Gray63 said:you just shut up after asking me for that...

Password? Honestly, I’d probably just hit logout for you if I could, just to save you the trouble.☕
Edit: Looks like we've got another spam thread alive, this one too 👋

Steven Sanders59 said:Password? Honestly, I’d just click "log out" for you if I could, just to save you the trouble of clicking it yourself.☕
Edit: We have another spam thread active; let's keep this one alive. 👋

I have to deal with these bores.

It’s actually pretty funny how you’re acting just like me, arriving at the exact same conclusion.

Angela Gray63 said:gotta deal with these bores.

Hopefully you keep replying. I've got my popcorn and soda ready to watch this whole thing go down.

At this point, it’s honestly starting to feel a bit pathetic... 😢

So, you're just going to ignore my shouting up there? Is that how it's going to be?
I’m humbled. Truly humbled.