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New parody film in the works: Potter meets Lord of the Rings

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#1 ·
What happens when you mash up the Hobbit and Harry Potter? Well, MGM hit on a brilliant idea to film a parody of both cinematic giants, titled 'Henry Bates and the Wizard's Eggs.' Let’s dive into 'Middlefinger'...
MGM's studio set aside some cash to pick up a script designed to poke fun at both 'Lord of the Rings' and 'Harry Potter.'

The screenplay was penned by David Margasen, James R. Stein, and Timothy Stack—a writer who previously teamed up with Howard Stern for his series 'son of The beach.'

In this parody, the good wizard goes by Gandolfini, and he's battling the villainous Enron, who is hunting down Henry Bates, the rightful king of a land called Middlefinger.

Much like a young wizard with a glowing scar on his forehead, a young Bates attends a school for boy pederasts along with one girl. Just like Frodo, Bates sets out on an epic quest to save his kingdom, 'Middlefinger.'

Along the way, he encounters wizards, warriors, and a nation of people known as the Bobbits, who are cursed with sexual enchantment. The Bobbits actually take their name from Lorena Bobbit, the woman infamous for cutting off her husband's anatomy.

Given all the 'Lord of the Rings' and 'Harry Potter' sagas we've seen over the last few years, making a parody like this was really just a matter of time.

According to Margasen (who dubbed the movie 'Gigli Reloaded'), the writers wanted to mimic both fantasy worlds in a totally ruthless and unapologetic way. Still, they intended to pay homage to Potter's and Frodo's fans simply by using both stories as the foundation for the film. The creators are crossing their fingers for good reviews.

There hasn't been any word yet on the casting, but MGM, which snatched up the script last week, has already assembled the writing team to polish the script while 'Harry Potter' and 'Lord of the Rings' are still fresh in everyone's minds. 'The Return of the King,' the final installment of 'Lord of the Rings' directed by Peter Jackson, is expected in theaters soon.

MGM hasn't announced filming dates for 'Henry Bates and the Wizard's Eggs' yet, but they're hoping to get moving early next year.

I seriously can't wait to see them film this; I hope I end up laughing my head off!!
casualotter21 casualotter21 Regular
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duck said:In this parody, the good wizard is named Gandolfini, and he’s fighting against the evil wizard Enron, who is hunting down Henry Bates—the rightful king of the land known as Middlefinger.


Get it? Middle - *finger*? Like, Middle - *Earth*, but... different?

And... and... and... *pro-stitutes*!!!! Hihihihihihihihihihihi!

Mmm, if all the other jokes are at this level, I can already see how much I'll be enjoying this. Then again, who knows? Maybe it’ll actually be great.
fadedorca fadedorca Newcomer
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#3 ·
I can hardly wait! 🙂

It could be quite significant 😂
neoneagle35 neoneagle35 Member
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#4 ·
If they absolutely have to do it, they’d be better off filming a parody called "Bored of the Rings" and making it its own separate mockery of Potter. You shouldn't mix those two things. It would be an absolute disaster.

I am honestly looking forward to them deciding *not* to film it, just so I don't have to resort to violence. Because if they try to touch the Lord of the Rings, they’ll be doing it in the most idiotic way imaginable.
Harold Gomez65 Harold Gomez65 Member
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#5 ·
And so, we have finally arrived at the moment we've all been waiting for, haven't we? 😉
silversurfer47 silversurfer47 Newcomer
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#6 ·
Well... honestly... they’ll probably just water it down 😉
even if it would have been great... but I wouldn't hold my breath 🙂

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