Penguins from Madagascar

If you haven't checked this out yet, honestly—you’re just missing out. Seriously, grab it and laugh along with everyone else. This is a MUST-WATCH.

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Is that what we actually synchronized? Total waste of time. Those penguins are just simpletons... I don't find them funny at all.

Penguins do not inhabit Madagascar. Any attempt to weave them into a narrative involving Madagascar or its surrounding contexts is fundamentally detrimental to the cognitive development of our little hundred-pound Americans. Once those children realize—with a profound sense of grief—that penguins de facto do not exist in Madagascar or any other relevant locale, they will inevitably turn to looting McDonald's and indulging in excessive snacking. This will lead to a massive public health crisis across the United States; and people still have the audacity to claim that smoking is the primary health hazard.

Well, there you have it. Everything has been said.

north wind said:penguins don't live in Madagascar, and dragging them into any context involving the island is detrimental to the cognitive development of those little hundred-pound Americans. Once they realize penguins aren't actually a thing in Madagascar or anywhere else nearby, the sheer grief will drive them to start looting McDonald's and overeating. Then America faces a massive public health crisis... and people still claim smoking is the main issue.

Well, there you have it. Everything has been said...

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Not to mention Jackass—I can't recall the exact casualty count, but I remember one guy who doused his legs in gasoline and set them on fire. He’s gone now. Amputation, straight out of Hellraiser 2 then Finding Nemo.
And then there's Finding Nemo—after that movie came out, half the kids in America started flushing their goldfish down the toilet.😂