Rhymes

In this thread post your rhymes. Please, try not to read too much of what others write. Don't just lift rhymes from some other site.

Stuck for an idea ( 🤷 )? How does that even happen?
Just write them; they don't have to be masterpieces. This thread exists for rhyming,
so quality isn't the priority—as long as they rhyme. Still, try to aim
for something decent. Don't give us "My name is Mary, and my life is scary"—I mean, sure,
it counts, but it's lazy.

Thread started by electricsurfer

Bang Bang
Those gangsters are stuck in the Stone Age.
Serial killers? Please. If you aren't willing to pull the trigger on yourselves, you're just playing pretend.
Ha, even the birds wouldn't blink at you. It’s simple: if you have to defend yourself, you do it.
Look at these losers, thinking they can get away with it. Their whole MO is basically: "Kill him and collect the bounty." *Boom Boom Pow* "Where's my money?!"
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MIRACLE
Plenty of rappers take hits in the streets, but my girl lost hers at the ballet academy.
Why is my buddy pulling down the blinds? He's just asking to get hit by a missile.
DAMN IT!!!! There’d be blood all over the floor!
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SURROUNDED
The SWAT teams have this whole block cordoned off while you’re just down there grinding out push-ups,
Keep playing games and I’ll snap your neck; once you’re gone, there's no coming back,
[Officer shouts] Hi I'm agent Jack, They call me BlackRock, you must give up ! by 1 v4n
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