Shoot 'em Up

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465602/
George Clooney is protecting a little baby from some killers led by Paul Giamatti. 😁
What a wild ride—it feels just like playing through a video game... honestly, it reminded me quite a bit of Max Payne. 😁

Yeah, one of those where you just kick back in your recliner and watch him tear through 10,000 Russian troops like Rambo... absolute perfection.

Joshua Jones97 said:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465602/
George Clooney protects an infant from hitmen led by Paul Giamatti. 😁
What a wild ride; the visuals feel just like playing a video game, which reminded me of Max Payne. 😁

"Either he's actually good, or our guys are just terrible"
And the best part? Watch out for those spent shells...

😂 So, what's the verdict on the movie 🤣?

Just two words: Monica Bellucci🙏

Caught this a few days ago. Honestly? It was a blast. Just pure chaos—this guy escapes through a crowd of like 500 to 1,500 people while constantly ranting about how guns are the worst thing ever. 😂 And that sex scene... 🙏 🙏 plus Monica 😍
Seriously killer movie. 👍

The movie's killer, honestly feels just like playing a shooter 😁 tri es for smashing carrots 🙏 🙏 🙏 plus three more for Monica 🙏 🙏 🙏

The movie is a joke... Like they say, just tune out, turn your brain off, and enjoy the ride. There’s no need to follow a plot or try to make sense of anything; just sit back and watch the guy kill people...

Watched it on Blu-ray yesterday and the movie was 🙏

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a film this much fun..

There's this shootout at the start where instead of hitting the target, they hit a neon sign that lights up saying "fuck you," followed by this totally cool line: "fuck you, you fukin fuckers" 🙏 🙏 🙏

Man, that movie was absolute garbage. Honestly, thank god I had enough cocktails in me—otherwise, I might’ve actually ripped the Blu-ray out of my player...
really, you’d think they’d want the audience on their side for once...this guy’s got a baby in his arms...like, go win an Olympic gold in basketball or something...on your own...
trash.

Raymond Palmer8 said:Man, what a total disaster of a movie. Honestly, thank God I had enough bourbon in me—otherwise, I might have actually ripped the disc out of my player mid-scene...
Seriously though, they really expect people to root for this guy? He’s got a baby in his arms... please, just go win an Olympic gold in handball or something...
Pure garbage.

😂 Dude, what is wrong with you? It’s a comedy! The movie is actually fun and hilarious—you can't honestly tell me it's bad ☕

Raymond Palmer8 said:God, what an absolute dumpster fire. Honestly, thank god I was buzzed enough on a few drinks, otherwise I would’ve ripped the disc right out of the player...
seriously, they're asking for total audience buy-in here...guy's got a baby in his arms...man, just go win a gold medal in handball for Team USA...just do it...
pure garbage.

lol, what a brainless take... 😂
Look, if you're that dense, maybe don't watch stuff like this—if you can't handle obvious satire and massive over-the-top exaggeration. It's trash, sure, but like, the good kind of trash
next time, feel free to rip the movie out of the player and hand it to someone who actually gets a joke 👍

Pure entertainment. This movie probably features the most intense sex scene ever filmed. 😁

Monica Bellucci, oh my god, seriously...

It’s honestly hilarious when parents decide the best gift for a newborn is a freaking bulletproof vest.

The movie was incredible

Just the perfect way to kill some time...

Michael Jackson62 said:Honestly, what a ridiculous take... 😂
Look, if you can't handle a movie that's clearly playing for laughs and leaning into the absurdity, maybe skip this genre entirely. It’s pure trash, but in the best way possible.
Next time, just put on something else and find someone with an actual sense of humor. 👍

Exactly!

A friend of mine said it best after I lent him the movie: "It’s so stupid and unrealistic, yet so much fun that I watched it twice in a row."

Total movie perfection. Just shut your brain off and let yourself sink into two hours of pure entertainment.

Michael Jackson62 said:lol, what a brainless comment... 😂
man, if you're that dense, just skip these kinds of movies—if you can't spot how obvious the jokes and exaggerations are. it's total trash, but like, the best kind of trash
next time just pop something else in the player and give it to someone who actually gets a sense of humor 👍

how yes no...
my only mistake was not doing my homework before deciding to watch this movie.
I don't usually go for comedies because, just like this one, I feel like they're always just one step away from being totally banal. maybe some people find it funny, but to me—it's just plain dumb.

anyway, I don't really get why a comment has to be called "brainless" or why the writer has to be called "dense" just because, you know, our senses of humor are different... right?

For me, the standout moment has to be that highway head-on collision scene. It doesn't even rattle our hero; if anything, he’s already calculated the whole thing and casually tossed the villains into the back of his van 😁
And using a sock as a makeshift hat...
Honestly, I was pretty shaken up at the start of the movie, but once it got going, I had a blast.

man, that's honestly how your comment came across—like you just sat through some heavy Oscar contender and felt the need to give it a review. ugh, this is just stupid. the whole genre is basically just pure chaos; you either get the vibe or you don't. your take was just totally out of place and unnecessary 🙂