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Participants copperbear60Brian Collins25wearycobra17Casey White13Mark Martinez4Kenneth King4Kevin Nelson9placidjackal36Michelle Palmer6Christian Kelly10Jesse Walker60Dennis Collins38mistyjackal42Jacob Wilson50goldenstag58Charles Rodriguez12Grace Wood5restlessrider15Richard Collins5fadedmarlin402
copperbear60 copperbear60 NewcomerOP
4 messages
joined Aug 2009
#1 ·
I’ve got a situation here, though maybe I’m just overthinking things... Right now, my foreskin is pulled back over the head. My main worry is that I won't be able to pull it back down, but honestly, I've never actually tried, even though I've spent way too much time reading up on it because it's been on my mind lately. I know there are guys who can't retract at all because it's just too tight for both the skin and the shaft. In my case, the size is pretty standard—actually, if I'm being honest, it's a bit on the longer and thicker side—so it isn't a matter of size, but I have this nagging fear about pulling it back. A few times when I've touched near the opening, it was pretty uncomfortable, and I can't help but think it'll hurt even more when I try to retract the skin. Also, looking back to when I was little, I know for a fact my parents used to retract it regularly until I was about three years old... Can anyone weigh in? Am I dealing with an actual issue here, or am I just letting anxiety get the better of me? I'm 17.
Brian Collins25 Brian Collins25 Member
17 messages
joined Apr 2009
#2 ·
Jesus's mother, and the apostles 🤦
wearycobra17 wearycobra17 Newcomer
1 message
joined Aug 2009
#3 ·
Look, you probably don't have any—so just hit up some buddies or maybe try digging through some similar threads on other forums. 🤷 👍
copperbear60 copperbear60 NewcomerOP
4 messages
joined Aug 2009
#4 ·
What is this? I really can't believe people are actually acting so shocked by this...
Casey White13 Casey White13 Active Member
191 messages
joined Jul 2009
#5 ·
Just grab it, give it a good squeeze, and start moving it up and down while you watch a movie or something—you’ll see the problem disappears pretty fast 😂
Brian Collins25 Brian Collins25 Member
17 messages
joined Apr 2009
#6 ·
What do you mean "what"? When was the last time you even had a physical? Or did you at least go for a routine checkup back in high school? That's where they actually test for this stuff... and besides, what does any of that have to do with love, romance, or sex? 🤷
copperbear60 copperbear60 NewcomerOP
4 messages
joined Aug 2009
#7 ·
Of course I masturbate, and honestly, it’s never been an issue; my physicals were always totally fine back when they used to check us when we were in eighth grade, but now there aren't even any routine reproductive health screenings required anymore...
Mark Martinez4 Mark Martinez4 Active Member
50 messages
joined Feb 2009
#8 ·
copperbear60 said:I’ve got a situation here—though maybe I’m just overthinking it. Right now, my foreskin stays pulled back over the head. My main worry is that I won't be able to pull it back down properly, even though I've never actually tried it myself—I've just read quite a bit about it since the thought crosses my mind occasionally. I know there are guys who can't retract it at all when they have an erection because it’s just too tight for them. In my case, things are a pretty standard size—actually, if I'm being honest, maybe a little longer and thicker—and while it isn't dry, I just have this nagging fear of pulling it back. A couple of times when I’ve touched near the opening, I’ve felt some pretty sharp discomfort, so I’m worried that pulling the skin back will hurt just as much. Also, looking back to when I was a little kid, I know for a fact my parents used to clean me up and pull it back regularly until I was about three years old... so, can anyone weigh in? Is this an actual issue, or am I just dealing with some anxiety? I'm 17.

Come on, give us a bit more detail, Mark Martinez4—you haven't really explained much yet.
Brian Collins25 Brian Collins25 Member
17 messages
joined Apr 2009
#9 ·
How the hell are you supposed to jerk off if you can't even pull back the skin?!

I'm going to bed, dammit... it's 2 AM and I'm sitting here talking about some guy's dick... 🤦
copperbear60 copperbear60 NewcomerOP
4 messages
joined Aug 2009
#10 ·
Listen to this guy acting like he’s some kind of expert on my business... Anyway, I’m honestly a bit nervous about getting skin tightening surgery. Does it actually hurt, and what’s the best way to go about it without ending up in agony?
Mark Martinez4 Mark Martinez4 Active Member
50 messages
joined Feb 2009
#11 ·
copperbear60 said:Can you believe this guy—he thinks I'm making things up! Anyway, I'm actually a bit nervous about getting the skin tightened... does that hurt? What's the best way to go about it without all the pain?

🤦

And here I was, thinking there was some serious issue when he was really just asking how much tension there was 🙄
Just take it one step at a time—you'll be fine ☕
Brian Collins25 Brian Collins25 Member
17 messages
joined Apr 2009
#12 ·
copperbear60 said:Are you kidding me with this? Anyway, I'm nervous about getting a circumcision. Does it hurt, and what's the best way to handle the recovery without all the pain?

Aaaaaaa! Now I get it!

You're doing it all wrong—stop rubbing it, or you'll end up long and skinny!
Kenneth King4 Kenneth King4 Newcomer
1 message
joined Mar 2014
#13 ·
Tighten it up as soon as possible; you don't want those bacteria festering under the skin like a bad infection in a New York subway station.
Kevin Nelson9 Kevin Nelson9 Newcomer
1 message
joined Sep 2009
#14 ·
Just let her pull it tight... so what if you haven't reached your peak yet? Some guys don't even find their footing until they're 19 😁
placidjackal36 placidjackal36 Active Member
183 messages
joined Jan 2008
#15 ·
copperbear60 said:I’ve got this issue, though maybe I’m just overthinking it. Right now, my foreskin is pulled back over the head. My big fear is that I won't be able to pull it back down, even though I've never actually tried—I just read about it a lot because it crosses my mind sometimes. I know there are guys who can't pull their skin back once they have an erection because it gets too tight for both the skin and the shaft. In my case, the skin is a pretty normal size; if anything, I’d say it’s a bit long, thick, and wide. It’s not dry, it’s just... well, I'm terrified to pull it back. A few times I touched near the opening, and it was pretty uncomfortable, so I assume it'll hurt when I try to slide the skin back. Also, when I was little, I know for a fact my parents used to clean me properly and pull the skin back until I was maybe three. Can anyone help me out? Is this an actual problem or am I just being paranoid? I'm 17.

Assuming you aren't just trolling here... (though if you are, you've got a great concept😁)

If you’ve truly never seen the glans penis, then you’ve never had an erection.
You didn't mention any actual pain, and you'd definitely feel it if the foreskin couldn't clear the glans.

Basically, you've never been hard. Why don't you go see a doctor? At 17, most guys get an erection just by looking at a brick wall, a glass windshield, or even a butterfly !!!!
Michelle Palmer6 Michelle Palmer6 Regular
432 messages
joined Sep 2018
#16 ·
placidjackal36 said:So, it’s never actually worked for you. Honestly, have you considered seeing a doctor? I mean, when you're 17, most guys get an erection just by looking at a brick wall, a windshield, or even a butterfly !!!!

butterfly !!!!image
Christian Kelly10 Christian Kelly10 Newcomer
1 message
joined Sep 2009
#17 ·
Phimosis is a medical condition where the foreskin is too tight to be pulled back over the head of the penis. It’s a situation that can range from a minor annoyance during hygiene routines to a significant medical emergency if it leads to paraphimosis—that's when the skin gets stuck behind the head and won't budge, causing swelling and intense pain. While it often presents itself in childhood, it can certainly affect men well into adulthood due to scarring, infections, or even diabetes. There are several ways doctors typically approach this in the US. For mild cases, they might suggest topical steroid creams to help soften the tissue. If things are more severe, surgical options like a circumcision or a preputioplasty (which is a less invasive way to loosen the skin) are standard procedures performed by urologists. It is important to note that trying to force the skin back manually can cause micro-tears and further scarring, which actually makes the problem worse. If you're experiencing discomfort or notice redness and swelling, it's best to consult a healthcare professional rather than attempting home remedies.
Paraphimosis is a medical emergency that demands immediate attention. It occurs when the foreskin cannot be retracted back over the glans, often because it has become trapped behind it, creating a constricting ring. This constriction leads to progressive swelling of both the glans and the prepuce, which can eventually compromise blood flow. The underlying cause is typically a result of forceful retraction of the foreskin—often following medical procedures or vigorous activity—without ensuring it is returned to its natural position. Once the tissue swells, the physical blockage becomes even more difficult to overcome, potentially leading to ischemia or necrosis if left untreated. From a clinical standpoint, how should one approach this? While manual reduction techniques may be attempted by trained professionals, they carry risks of further trauma. In many urgent cases, surgical intervention, such as a dorsal slit, becomes necessary to relieve the pressure and restore circulation. If you or someone you know is experiencing this condition, do not attempt to force the skin back manually without medical guidance. Seek immediate care at an emergency room. Delaying treatment can lead to permanent tissue damage.

Look, man, maybe try educating yourself just a little bit. Google is your best friend here... you might want to start getting on friendly terms with it.☕
Jesse Walker60 Jesse Walker60 Newcomer
1 message
joined Sep 2009
#18 ·
Got a goat on your junk? 😲
Dennis Collins38 Dennis Collins38 Newcomer
9 messages
joined Apr 2011
#19 ·
I mean, why use a goat? A real man would have his own yoke for that.
mistyjackal42 mistyjackal42 Newcomer
3 messages
joined Sep 2009
#20 ·
copperbear60 said:Of course I jerk off, no problem at all...


maybe try getting laid instead. 😲

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