Silicon Valley

Please leave at the door:

- COVID panic
- who you slept with
- who you'd sleep with
- how you'd sleep with them
- all those rumors about who was hooking up with whom
- anti-astrology nonsense
- spam
- war
- political extremists
- fascists
- communists

😳

Everything else is welcome ☕

Man, I honestly can't deal with all those anti-vaxxers who actually think stuff like astrology is going to save them. It’s just... I don't know, it's wild. Anyway, if anyone out there happens to be well-endowed, feel free to slide into my DMs, I'm definitely looking for some company.

Did you bring any treats? 😳 😁

Just when I was hoping for a chance to finally get my thoughts down here.🙂

briskbison55 said:Honestly, screw all those anti-vaxxers who fall for total nonsense like astrology. If they’ve got decent curves, tell them to slide into my DMs because I'm feeling reckless. Period.

🙂 and there's just no coming back from ☕

meh, it just doesn't hit that level, I guess...

Is it actually hard to swat a mosquito? 😁

boldstag said:Yeah, I mean... trying to hit a mosquito mid-air? 😁
That's basically impossible, right?

2/10

briskbison55 said:2/10

Alright fine, I'll let you live 🙂 😁

Some nosy IRS agent and a girl with way too much time on her hands
I might actually read this just to get myself in the right mood.

boldstag said:Please leave the following at the door:

- COVID panic
- who you slept with
- who you want to sleep with
- how you'd like to do it
- all that gossip about who slept with whom
- anti-astrology nonsense
- spam

😳

Everything else is welcome ☕

I'm not stepping foot in a dump like that.

Good afternoon 😁
Can we have a discussion about food here? 😁

Drew Ross2 said:hey 😁
can we talk food here? 😁

Nah, usually not, but things are pretty rough lately so I guess it's fine. 😁

If the food came out of the wrong end, then no 😳 Everything else seems fine, just like it says at the top 🎉

Actually, let's talk about food—I think I need to get back into cooking.
So, I've got some pork here, and it expires today, but it’s looking kind of gray. Is it still safe to eat? 😳

Same here. 😁

Alright, let's see what happens 😁

I’m usually a day or two past the deadline. 🙂

And honestly? Haven't even started cooking or cleaning yet. Total mess.

boldstag said:If food is coming out of your backside, then no 😳 Everything else seems fine, just like what's mentioned at the top 🎉

Actually, let's talk about food. I'm thinking about getting back into cooking.
I have some pork here that expires today, but it looks kind of gray. Is it still safe to eat? 😳

What on earth does "food coming out of your backside" even mean? 🙂

So you're really gonna cook and eat that pork? 😲 🙂

Cheers to the moderator! 👋 😁
You totally forgot to mention the war and the Mexicans 😳

dustypilot11 said:I’m talking like a day or two after the deadline. 🙂

And honestly? I haven't even started cooking or prepping anything yet. Total mess.

If you spend the entire morning counting... 🙂

Man, dealing with food is just nothing but a headache and extra work. Why do we even have to eat? ☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:What kind of "pee food" is that even supposed to be? :cr y:

You're gonna end up cooking and eating pork anyway 😲 🙂

Shoutout to the off-seasoners! : :
You totally forgot about the war and the Mexicans : o

Yeah, I totally blanked on the war and the Mexicans. 🙂

I'll tell the mods to add them back in.

Anyway, whatever, that pee thing doesn't even matter. 😳 🤣

Terry Wilson5 said:Just some nosy IRS agent and a girl with way too much free time
I might actually read this just to lift my mood, I guess.

Look, you total disaster who couldn't understand even the most basic dialect on Earth... just admit it, the only thing that could possibly cheer you up is a heavy dose of Midwestern oak timber while you're getting tossed around at a local rodeo.