Slaughtered Poultry

The mods might come for me for keeping this brief, but has anyone heard of this underground metal band from Mexico? They only ever dropped one album called "I don't know how I finished elementary school." If you have, let me know what you think. If not, go hunt down their tracks—just a heads-up, you’ll probably need to brush up on your reading skills because the vocalist (Gas Mask) basically just screams:

- Mike stumbled into a lonely cave
- Pannonian Sailor
- I'll break your spine

So...

Pannonian Sailor

I can't believe I actually sat through that 🤣
It’s wild—what exactly about it was impressive enough to warrant starting a whole thread?

hmmm...that little hint about his education level in the album title? personally, I doubt there's any truth to it...

trash

I was actually just talking about them yesterday. Look... okay, joke aside, some of those riffs are actually pretty sick, but this whole constant bashing of Joe is just stupid. It’s not even just because I’m a fan—it’s because people love dragging up those old-school American tribal feuds again, and honestly, I am so incredibly done with that bullshit...

ruggedeagle40 said:Can't believe I actually sat through that 🤣
Man, what's so mind-blowing about this that you had to start a whole thread?

There's just something damn catchy about it. I can't help myself.

ruggedeagle40 said:hmm... honestly, I doubt that subtle dig at his education level in the album title is actually legit...

It might just be a joke. I saw a post on a Mexican forum where someone mentioned one of the guys studied philosophy back in Chicago.

ruggedeagle40 said:I was just talking about them yesterday. Like... okay, it's a joke, and I actually dig some of the riffs, but the way they're trashing Joe is just stupid. Not even because I like him, but because it just kicks off those old American political bickering matches again, and I'm totally over that crap...

Same here. But you gotta admit, the music videos look great; deep messages on a shoestring budget. As for Bob Dylan, I'm not a fan of them dragging him either, but maybe the guys just think he's not all that.

Attacking Joe now??? 😲😲😲

What’s their excuse this time? ☕

the truth 😁

ruggedeagle40 said:They're dragging Joe??? 😲😲 😲

And what's their deal? ☕

Check out the song "Pannonian governor." The music actually holds up. But honestly, the message feels a bit too aggressive, almost like that heavy-handed style you see from certain groups. If you look up all those anti-Bob Dylan groups on Facebook, that track is basically their anthem. To be fair, some Mexicans have always had an issue with Bob because of that thing he said during his concert in Washington, D.C.: "I usually sing in my native language. But there’s one little catch. I speak a twisted version of it, the so-called Mexican language." It’s wild to me why everyone's hating on him now when he made that comment way back in 2002.

The kiln is an S-type, firebrick model.
And let's move on from Joe; he has his own thread for that.
I've been a fan of the band for years now. I wonder if they'll ever tour here in the States?...🙂

It’s honestly embarrassing that they allow a band of this caliber to exist ☕
And don't worry, Megan Rodriguez44—they want people talking about Joe through their own lens. They know exactly why they wrote this song. It was designed specifically to spark this kind of debate. Sadly for them, it’s probably the only way they’ll ever pull in any decent number of listeners.

ruggedeagle40 said:Are they really coming for Joe now? 😲😲😲

So, what’s the word on the street? ☕

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXuD4x-rCKc

Pannonian governor
Damn these depressing alluvial plains.
The sheer pointlessness of life on the plains.
You sing about filthy scum.

I’ll shove your brain into a woodchipper.
Like some kind of scavenger picking through carrion.
I hope you choke on a mouthful of sand and grit.

It’s a total nightmare for anyone who actually lived through that era of nostalgia.
Pure mental exhaustion.
Damn this whole mess.
The entire Canadian Chamber of Commerce.

The Pannonian governor.
Pannonian governor.

Total nervous devastation.
I am completely lost.
Total nervous breakdown.
Brutally hollowed out.

Don't touch the locust trees.
Don't touch the locust trees.
Don't touch the locust trees.
Don't touch the locust trees.

It’s a total hellscape for anyone clinging to that old-school nostalgia.
Mental exhaustion.
To hell with this whole mess.
The entire Canadian Chamber of Commerce is a joke.
The chamber, the chamber.

What can I say? Trash. ☕

They can be a bit cruel sometimes, but honestly, what else can you really do? 😈

Megan Rodriguez44 said:I've been a huge fan of them for years. Any chance they'll play a show around here soon? 🙂

Those guys blew up way back in 2003. They actually perform under a different name now. They've done a few shows and gigs here and there, though I'm not super plugged into their whole scene.

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You've got it wrong, man.
The guys are just tearing into him, and it’s not necessarily about attacking some war profiteer—to borrow a phrase from some confused kid who's just looking for attention. But hey, let them rip!

@ Gerald Gonzalez57: Going at it..? 😕 😢

Don't touch the locust trees
Don't touch the locust trees
Don't touch the locust trees
Don't touch the locust trees

this is the best part 🤣

Honestly, I wouldn't even be surprised. Given the musical (lack of) taste of today's youth—and honestly, what people even think music is for anymore—it doesn't shock me that they have enough listeners. Between Thompson, generic pop trash, Rihanna, and those bottom-of-the-barrel hacks... music has really hit rock bottom.

And I’m not even going to touch the whole war profiteering thing. I just don't have the energy or the desire to get into an argument over some random info found on a reliable source known as the World Wide Web.

EDIT: That erratic guy might actually be your professor. Run while you can, girl. ☕

Megan Rodriguez44 said:You've got it wrong, man.
The guys are just killing it. It’s not necessarily about bashing some war profiteer just to get eyes on them—to borrow a phrase from some local nutjob. But hey, let them roast him if they want!

Bob Dylan as a war profiteer? No way. He was already huge before the conflict, and his album "The Nineties" really cemented his legend by poking fun at Slobodan Milošević. ☕

Megan Rodriguez44 said:@ Gerald Gonzalez57: Burned through..? 😕 😢

Based on what you see all over the web, yeah, they have. I mean, the band basically stopped producing stuff ages ago. That "I don't know how I finished elementary school" album dropped back in 2003, and nothing new has hit the shelves in seven years. Judging by the photo, though, maybe they're performing under a different name now. They've always been 101% underground. Maybe the guys needed to head back to college or something. Honestly, it makes me wonder what happened to those rappers from Philadelphia called the "bum unit." I could probably dig that up. I'm lurking around somewhere nearby. 🙂

ruggedeagle40 said:Thompson, Rihanna, and those other random acts... man, music really hit rock bottom.

The guys grab your attention, but there’s zero substance behind them. They're 100% underground, sure, but they've climbed all the way to the mainstream over the last seven years. It's like what one old-school American poet used to say: "Mystery is what makes things beautiful." 🙂