Tango & Cash

Do I really need to say more? This movie is an absolute classic. You’ve got that iconic Kurt Russell and Sylvester Stallone duo leading the charge. Then there's Teri Hatchett, who you might remember as Loos from Lois & Clark. Plus, Jack Palance shows up, playing the kind of villain who probably needs more bronh than even Darth Vader. What else is there to say?

Ugh... I can’t for the life of me remember the actual plot of that movie, and I’ve definitely seen it at least twice... It must have been something special 😬

-brightmoose- said:Ugh... I honestly can't recall the plot of that movie, even though I've seen it at least twice. It must have been something special. 😬

Can you actually remember what happens in "prljav igrati prljavo"? Because I certainly don't. 😁

I can actually remember most of the characters, which I guess is a good sign! With Tango & Cash, I distinctly recall there being a ton of bodies flying everywhere... Hmm, yeah... Honestly, I wouldn't mind revisiting that one 😈

Wow....this is a movie I must have watched at least a hundred times back when I was a kid...(to be fair). 😁

I haven't actually sat down to watch it in probably ten years or more...it might actually be pretty good to revisit this one just to refresh my memory.

Melissa Moore32 said:wow....this is a movie I probably watched at least a hundred times growing up (to be fair). 😁

I haven't seen it in over a decade... it would actually be nice to revisit it and refresh my memory.

Someone in my house used to have this on VHS. A few years later—back when I was just starting high school—I stumbled upon that tape by total accident, and it was a movie I'd never even heard of. I sat down expecting some hyper-intense, gore-filled action flick, only to find an action comedy instead. And a fun one at that!

Look, it might not reach the heights of smrtonosan oruzj or Die Hard, but then again, what does it really matter? Especially when I think about the absolute garbage they pass off as action movies these days.... 🙄

Kurt Russell in a skirt... wearing makeup... sooo hot 😁

I remember everything about that one scene... just like I remember that whole "play dirty" vibe...

Man, I still remember that one scene involving a bulldozer or some kind of trench digger

and that part where Stallone is jumping through electrified wires with a belt over his shoulder😂 I’m pretty sure it was Sylvester Stallone... 🤔

Anyway, I doubt I'll actually sit down to watch it. Maybe I'll catch a clip or a snippet online... but man, I used to love this stuff back in the day.

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I remember stumbling upon that movie on an old VHS tape once... kind of a trip.
You should definitely record it if you get the chance.

Man, oh man...

Look, I’ve seen this thing at least ten times now... that scene where Sylvester Stallone bursts into the apartment, and his sister is basically riding on Kurt Russell's back while *massaging* him...

And the sighing....

The moaning....

And just look at the expression on Sly's face....

😂

Brandon Castillo4 said:Oh, my goodness, my friend...!

Well, I have to admit, I’ve watched that scene at least ten times now... that moment when Sly bursts into the apartment, only to find his sister basically riding on Kurt’s back while she *really* gets into it...

And all those sighs....

The moaning....

And just look at Sly’s expression....

😂

Sly's voice 😕

Or even that part where he stares down a massive semi-truck just half a foot in front of him without even blinking, while shards of glass rain down over his head...

sly = 🙂 + 🙂

...man, that movie was just a textbook case of toxic masculinity 🙂

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...but whatever, I've seen way worse 😈

Gary Sanchez said:...man, that movie is just your typical, run-of-the-mill macho trash.🙂

In the next installment from Captain Obvious: "Kid, are they young or what?"

casualotter21, you’re spot on. For some reason, I actually find this movie a blast to watch.

It falls right into that category of quasi-bullshit cinema—the kind where the plot is so nonsensically messy that it becomes legendary.

I have similar issues when it comes to certain actors. Even though they are widely considered terrible, guys like Steven Seagal and Christopher Lambert have this magnetic quality that pulls me right back to the screen.

LOL, if you haven't seen this absolute masterpiece of chauvinism on N-power—not to mention it's straight-up top-tier comedy—you seriously need to switch it over to channel 2. 😂

GNN, what do you think about these comments 😁?

There's actually a thread about this movie on CNN.

Joseph Thomas4 said:There's actually a whole thread about this movie on TV News. Written by CNN, of all people.

hahaaha seriously?? I definitely need to go read that 😂

This movie is absolute insanity. I’m watching it right now...😁

It's just loaded with those obnoxious macho-comedy tropes, you know? That whole "we're such hot shots we're basically immortal" vibe, featuring the classic "straight-laced cop vs. reckless loose cannon" dynamic...😁

Their combined IQ probably doesn't even hit 122. It's all driven by ridiculous dialogue, impossible plot twists, and that predictable good guy versus bad guy tension...

God, what a joke. 😂

I'm actually about to go watch it for the third time. 😳

Gary Sanchez said:...man, that movie is just pure, unadulterated macho nonsense. 🙂

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...but whatever, I've seen much worse. 😈

😂

THE MOVIE IS A MASTERPIECE! 😁😁 😉

Leonardo DiCaprio said:Even though everyone knows they’re terrible, actors like Steven Seagal and Christopher Lambert still have this magnetic pull on the screen for me.

Whoa, don't you dare group Stevie in with Lambert.
Stevie actually knows how to fight...

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And Lambert is just a Frenchman.