Titanic 2

No—before you jump to conclusions—this isn't some sequel to Cameron's Titanic. We're talking about a film being released by The Asylum later this year. It features a luxury liner called Titanic 2 which, in 2012—exactly a century after the original disaster—attempts to retrace its predecessor's path, minus the sinking part. Of course, the captain's plans get completely derailed when a massive iceberg is swept into their route by a tsunami, forcing the crew to fight tooth and nail to ensure history doesn't repeat itself. Titanic 2 features the RMS Queen Mary.

I wonder, when might we actually see this hitting theaters?

Ugh, I absolutely despise this movie. It is honestly so irritating.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSdU8tbcHY

Here is your Titanic in 5 SEC.

As soon as I laid eyes on that headline, my mind went straight to this 🤣

man, that just sounds so stupid...
i mean, recycling history like that... it's just such trash...

is there gonna be more drama or action in this one?

What exactly am I looking at here? Is 🤣Leo
actually starring in this?

I’ve got a feeling this one is going to be absolutely loaded with clichés and plot holes
just what I need to sit through right before bed...

Honestly, if this movie doesn't mention the Bermuda Triangle, I’m not watching it. What is the point of making a film about ships that didn't sail through the Triangle and leave thirty percent of the crew as sea monsters? If it meets those two criteria, then it might actually be worth my time, even if I have to watch the CAM version without subtitles. 😬

Ryan Ward2 said:As soon as I saw the headline, my mind went straight to this 🤣

Yeah, exactly. That's what I was thinking. 🙏🙏🙏 👍

Really well done 😍

The Asylum?! Well, now I definitely HAVE to see it. 😂
Even trashy movies look like masterpieces compared to anything from Asylum's library. 🎉

feralorca82 said:The Asylum?! Well, then it’s an absolute MUST-watch 😂
standard trashy movies are child's play compared to Asylum's productions 🎉

Agreed every terrible movie😁
Honestly, any flick that's even slightly worse than pure garbage is worth a look—just for the laughs.
But, alas... we won't be seeing the lead actor from the first installment in the sequel—you know, Santa Claus himself. What a tragedy!

What an absolute disaster... It’s going to completely ruin a perfectly good movie. I can't believe they're still leaning on that 2012 era.

Ryan Ward2 said:The second I laid eyes on that headline, my mind immediately jumped to... I can't even begin to process this. I'm looking at this absolute mess and honestly, my brain is just short-circuiting. It’s like someone took a pile of garbage, threw it in a blender, and called it "content." Seriously, what are we even doing here? This is exactly why I lose faith in people every single time I scroll through these threads. You see something like this and you just want to throw your laptop out the window. It’s frustrating, it’s mindless, and quite frankly, it’s a complete waste of everyone's time. I've seen some nonsense in my day, but this? This takes the cake. 🤣

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Wait, is that the part where he’s wearing the colorful shirt and everything goes south? Is that actually a clip from Romeo and Juliet? 🙄

Benjamin Thompson66 said:Agreed every terrible movie😁
Man, it’s such a massive bummer that we won't be seeing the absolute standout performer from the first film in the sequel. Honestly, without that guy, the whole thing feels like it's missing its soul. Total drag.

😂

😢 I’m honestly just gutted about this.

Charles Sullivan64 said:What a total freaking fail... It’s going to absolutely butcher a perfectly good movie. I seriously can't stand them and that whole 2012 era.

Honestly, I’m telling you, the Titanic is basically a harbinger for the end of the world. Like, seriously, does nobody else see the logic here? It hit an iceberg and went straight to the bottom. Fast forward a hundred years, and now the whole damn world is "sinking." It’s all connected. 🙄

The first official trailer just dropped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxEqa...layer_embedded

I don't know about you guys, but I’m starting to think my internal clock is just broken beyond repair.


About thirty minutes later:



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Honestly, I prefer this. It’s just a fake trailer, about five minutes long, but it holds up quite well.🙏

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD4OnHCRd_4

When is this hitting theaters?

Charles Sullivan64 said:What a total disaster... It’s going to ruin a perfectly good movie. Seriously, screw everything about how things were done back in 2012.

I am 100% on board with this. 👍

I wonder what they'll actually put in the trailer? Maybe something like

An even larger, more menacing, and far more lethal iceberg emerges from the dark depths of the Atlantic—dragging our heroes to their doom just as they were finally starting to find their footing in this chaotic world. Ah

Elizabeth Miller said:God, I can't stand this movie. It honestly just gets on my nerves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSdU8tbcHY

here's your Titanic in 5 SEC

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