Unfulfilled Desires

So, does anyone else have one?
I’ve been thinking about ordering a massive wedding cake just for the heck of it—you know, maybe for a fancy dinner party or something—but then I start thinking, wouldn't people give me some pretty weird looks if I showed up with a tiered masterpiece just for a random Tuesday night?🤣🤣

Wait, what exactly do you mean by an eternal cake? 🤔

goldenpilot15 said:So, anyone else?
I've been dying to order a massive wedding cake just for the hell of it. Like, just for a random dinner at home or whatever. But honestly, I feel like people would give me such weird looks if I tried it.🤣🤣

It’s like you shouldn't have to explain whether you're planning to take the cake somewhere else later or just devour it right then and there.

Hey there, I’m looking to get a wedding cake made. Short and sweet.
-Sure thing, can you give me a few more details on what you're thinking?
Can the little figurines on top be edible?
-We can certainly try to make that happen. Anything else?
Could you put a giant ant behind them, like they're all... terrified of it?
-... Well... we haven't actually had an order quite like that before, but... we could probably pull it off... *whispering to colleague*
Throw in some edible flowers and those little silver sprinkles too.
-Got it... Any other special requests? Maybe some squid ink to give the sponge a darker tint?
Nah, regular sponge is fine. Just... fill it with oranges. I love oranges.
-Haha, alright then... *whispering and giggling*
I think that covers it.
-Okay, just let me know when you need it by.
Anytime before midnight works. I just picked up a three-pack of Coke; I'm planning on catching a marathon of 1950s B-movie horror on TV. It's playing on the third channel. Hopefully, this stuff isn't as warm as the stuff I grabbed at the gas station.

placidjackal36 said:Good afternoon! I’d like to order a wedding cake—just three words, really.
-Oh, okay! Could you give me a few more details on what you're looking for?
Can the little figurines on top be edible?
-Well, we can certainly try to make that happen, yes. Anything else?
Could you put a giant ant behind them, maybe making it look like they're... terrified of it?
-... Well... we've actually never had an order quite like that before, but... we could probably do it... :whispers to colleague:
Add some of those tiny edible flowers too, and some silver pearls.
-Alright... Any other special requests? Maybe some squid ink to give the sponge a unique color?
No, no, regular sponge is just fine. Only one thing... fill it with oranges. I love oranges.
-Ah, I see... Got it... :whispers while stifling a laugh:
I think that covers it.
-OK, I just need to know when you'll need it.
Anytime before midnight works. I just picked up three liters of Coke, so I'm planning on catching a marathon of 1950s sci-fi B-movies on TV. My place is the third house on the left. I just hope this stuff isn't as warm as the ones I grabbed at the gas station.

🤣🤣🤣

Laura Evans3 said:Wait, what exactly is an eternal wedding cake? 🤔

Something like this

http://www.maisiefantaisie.co.uk/cak...eddingcake.jpg
http://www.sweetart.co.uk/Cake-Pictu...arged-Cake.jpg
http://www.weddingmagazine.co.uk/ima...t-nov08_32.jpg
http://www.daisycakesbakeshop.com/im...l-choc-300.jpg
🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Come on, does anyone have a totally wild or unrealistic dream cake in mind?😕

do it yourself😛😉

I’ve got a few things on my bucket list 🤷

Crushing cars with a hydraulic press 🤷

Detaching a massive chunk of a cliffside just to watch it drop into the ocean 🤷

Starting the Manhattan Project and watching the whole thing through welding goggles 🤷

Playing a version of paintball, but using a potato gun while decked out in full medieval armor 🤷

Grab a baseball bat, head straight into a high-end boutique filled with overpriced crystal, and just smash everything to pieces.

Then, maybe find some innocent bystander who happens to be walking by and give them a full-force punch to the face.

And... yeah. That’s pretty much the plan. For now.

goldenpilot15 said:Come on, someone give me an absurdly ridiculous wish😕

Look, for heaven's sake, even in that dream cake of yours, there isn't enough room for a naked lady to fit without popping out the sides; they're just a bit too small for you, I suppose.🤷

goldenpilot15 said:Let’s hear it—does anyone have a wild, out-of-the-blue wish they've been holding onto?😕

Ten exams in two days? That sounds like a total nightmare. I can't even wrap my head around that kind of workload. Honestly, just thinking about it makes me feel a little exhausted. It’s a massive mountain to climb. 🤷

Joseph Watson3 said:Think about trying something like paintball, but with... Potato masher. And even in the knights' armor. 🤷

I honestly thought my summer was going to be a total wash. 😍

I’ve been thinking about it lately—about whether I should aim for blurry, half-baked whims or those completely impossible, grand delusions. If we're talking about the impossible stuff? Honestly, I’d love to just rule the entire world. 👍
But if we’re talking about those small, hazy, perfectly reasonable desires... then I just want to wander into the local mall wearing my pajamas and slippers. 🙂

Dana Reyes5 said:Seriously though, goldenpilot15, how on earth is a naked lady supposed to fit inside that cake you're so obsessed with? She’d pop right out! I mean, they're just a little too small for that kind of stunt, aren't they?🤷

Well, RIP to that cake then.🤣 🤣 🤣
Just kidding, just kidding!😁
But is this more what you had in mind?
http://ep.yimg.com/ip/I/brandsonsale...ice::kokice::D

goldenpilot15 said:I used to think I was aiming for modest, attainable goals—nothing crazy. But then I realized my actual ambitions are a bit more... let's say, ambitious. If we're talking about impossible dreams? Yeah, I’d like to rule the world. Is that too much to ask?👍
As for some of my more... let's call them "understated" ambitions? I’d love to just wander into the local mall wearing nothing but a bathrobe and slippers. Is that too much to ask?🙂

Aside from my desire to kickstart the Manhattan Project—which, let's be honest, is probably a bit much—everything else on my wish list is actually doable, provided I put in enough work.

Honestly, it’s not even like that atomic theory is some impossible, unreachable dream...
It just looks that way from where we're standing.