User clone banned? wtf?

You have been banned for the following reason:
impersonating a banned user

Seriously, what are we even talking about here? What kind of clone?

Yeah, LongSinceDark. There’s really no point in acting all surprised about this.

rustydrifter10 said:Yeah, LongSinceDark. There’s really no point in pretending we’re actually surprised here.

Who??? I barely even flirted with the moderator and I get banned—you people are honestly losing it. 🤣

Who even is LongSinceDark, and why on earth am I getting banned under the false assumption that I’m that person? Also, since I’ve got one more grievance to air, why is my ROFL emoticon being broken?