jadebison21
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joined Jul 2013
Rip Calimero
Here is a post from klokan over on the forum....
Regarding what we were discussing.... take the situation involving Kalimer and New York City, for example.
I am not entirely sure what happened to the guy's ear, but poor Calimero actually had to appear in court in New York City because of that whole ordeal.
It all went down during the Cup final against Velez. Ufffff... I shudder just thinking about that game. It wasn't even that they hunted us down in New York City; they absolutely demolished us. Well, before the match even started, anyway.
We were fighting off the booze during the trip. We were on an overnight train passing through Pittsburgh. You can imagine—every station felt like our territory. That is how we reached New York City, and that is also how we ended up scattered. I ended up in the trauma ward because someone from our squad broke my nose. Ha! Being a drunken idiot, I started belting out Zvezdin anthems on the train, and the moment I got my bearings—bam!—the compartment door swung open and a bottle hit me square in the head.
There I was, poor guy, hitting the floor, and then suddenly—whoosh!—a shoe to the face. Thank God I was too dazed to even see who the guys were; otherwise, those poor souls wouldn't have been at fault. They were just smoking weed at the station while we were looking for them.
So... there I was, finishing up at the trauma unit to get my nose fixed (which is still crooked, by the way). After some "gentle" care—if you can call it that—we made our way toward Beverly Hills because we heard plenty of our people were gathered there. That is when we ran into our guys smoking weed. Once we reached Beverly Hills, we laid down on the grass to sleep. When I woke up, I was surrounded by a crowd of thugs... just beating everyone senseless.
I had a chain wrapped inside my shirt. These thugs started kicking me, and one of them ripped my shirt right off (they took my sneakers, too... we were sleeping soundly like Bosanac). As he yanked the shirt away, the chain fell out. That is where Calimero comes in. I don't know many people, but those who do... well, back in elementary school, we called him Pile because of his last name and his build... he isn't exactly a powerhouse. Suddenly, this little kid lunges at them, grabs the chain, and starts swinging like a madman.
That is how he leveled the guy. Honestly, if he hadn't stepped up, they probably would have slaughtered us. I am afraid to even think about it.
So, that is the story. It seems to me the guy lost his teeth, his nose, and his eye, rather than just his ear.
