How can you tell if a user is a clone?

Yeah, it’s going to be a massive headache once they dump all that junk into the server and let it just fester and swell up...

hollowtrucker77 said:Yeah, it’s going to be a massive headache once they dump all that junk into the server and let it just fester and swell up...

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OT - Clones usually end up exposing themselves—they just can't help but drop hints about who they actually are...

"...here I am, typing away, while you all completely miss the point, haha"

------------- We definitely are 😁

hollowtrucker77 said:Yeah, it’s going to be a massive headache once they dump all that junk into the server and let it just fester and swell up...

hollowtrucker77 hollowtrucker77 🤦

Look, everyone knows you don't just throw dry beans in there. You use the canned stuff, right? The kind already sitting in liquid... those won't swell up on you. 😉

Nicholas King said:It is common knowledge that changing an IP address is harder than changing your fingerprint, gender, and Social Security number all at once. ☕

Personally, I don’t see why anyone would criticize this—there are incredibly sophisticated tools out there that analyze the frequency of certain letters in posts (mostly things like "f's," "t's," and "s's"), the specific force with which a user strikes their keyboard, and even the correlation between posting times and the position of Saturn relative to Pluto's house.

Once that analysis is complete, you just take a coin from $1.75 and flip it on the floor. If it lands on tails, people just shout "Unknown" and issue the ban.

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....seriously, you have nothing left to hide!

😢 ...you really shouldn't have let the secret slip...

Look, I'll let you in on a little secret: they’re coming for our PDF alternatives. I’ve taken a peek into my crystal ball, and just to be safe, I’m hoping the head moderator uses those eagle eyes of theirs to check things out. 🤣

First I’m gonna lay down the ban, and then if people start complaining, maybe I'll actually sit down and consider* whether they're clones or what 🥳

Man, if only I had a crystal ball to see all this coming 😢

*just using a little bit of hocus pocus

steeleagle70 said:hollowtrucker77 hollowtrucker77 🤦

Look, everyone knows you don't just throw dry beans in there. You use the canned stuff, right? The kind already sitting in liquid... those won't swell up on you. 😉

I feel like I’m constantly telling the mods the same thing, but they just seem to tune me out every single time
Every time someone decides to dump 503 or 504 grains into the mix, we end up right back here dealing with the fallout

steeleagle70 said:hollowtrucker77 hollowtrucker77 🤦

Look, everyone knows you don't just throw dry beans in there. You use the canned stuff, right? The kind already sitting in liquid... those won't swell up on you. 😉

They’re just throwing it away—it’s that simple.

It’s just that they failed to explain to everyone—quite clearly, I might add—that you actually need to remove it from the can before you toss it out.

Well, you go ahead and see for yourself what happens to that pathetic excuse for a server once you give it a good smack.

crimsonsailor7 said:First I’m gonna lay down the ban, and then if people start complaining, maybe I'll actually sit down and consider* whether they're clones or what 🥳

Man, if only I had a crystal ball to see all this coming 😢

*just using a little bit of hocus pocus

😍

I’ve got an extra one lying around—used, obviously—I'll mail it over to you.

Tooooooooo 👋 😍

Even if there's a little crack in it, I honestly don't care... it's not like I need to see exactly who the clone is 🙂

I’ve switched over to radio broadcasting using a heavy mallet—the kind masons use. Once that hits the server, we'll all know exactly what happened.

Right now, I'm looking at this http://www.kljuc13.com/rijecnik-alata/visak-zidarski/ weighing in at about 15 ounces, but by the time it arrives, it'll be at least a couple of pounds.

It feels like everyone is just spamming and veering off-topic lately, especially when you look at how the moderators are handling things...

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Karen Hall3 said:It feels like everyone is just spamming and veering off-topic lately, especially when you look at how the moderators are handling things...

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And where is your proof? Have you actually demonstrated that we’re all clones?

Karen Hall3 said:It feels like everyone is just spamming and veering off-topic lately, especially when you look at how the moderators are handling things...

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Good grief... talk about a sanctimonious little hygiene inspector...

crimsonsailor7 said:First I’m gonna lay down the ban, and then if people start complaining, maybe I'll actually sit down and consider* whether they're clones or what 🥳

Man, if only I had a crystal ball to see all this coming 😢

*just using a little bit of hocus pocus

Oh, please, just go ahead and roast me already so I can finally dedicate some poetic verse to you. 😘

Just sitting here waiting for my crystal ball to finally show up in the mail... 😁

crimsonsailor7 said:Just sitting here waiting for my crystal ball to finally show up in the mail... 😁

There you go. 😍

Just be careful. 😳

Who would have guessed this mindless thread would end up exposing the secrets of Section 503/4? Since we’re already dancing around the idea of "alternatives" and crystal balls, would it be against the rules to start a new thread over on Alternative? I'm thinking of investigating whether the moderators are actually lizards, reptilians, or whatever else they might be—though I suspect you people are more likely just shadow figures pulling the strings from behind the scenes of the administration.😬

wiredmason10 said:Who would have guessed this mindless thread would end up exposing the secrets of Section 503/4? Since we’re already dancing around the idea of "alternatives" and crystal balls, would it be against the rules to start a new thread over on Alternative? I'm thinking of investigating whether the moderators are actually lizards, reptilians, or whatever else they might be—though I suspect you people are more likely just shadow figures pulling the strings from behind the scenes of the administration.😬

Yeah, ever since I got a tan, a tail has started growing. Still haven't quite gotten used to it. 😠

Grace Ortiz13 said:Yeah, ever since I got a tan, a tail has started growing. Still haven't quite gotten used to it. 😠

I heard somewhere that if you cut a lizard's tail off, a new one just grows back. Is there any truth to that? Since you're an admin over at SON, I figured you might actually know how these things work.