Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

It’s actually a bit tougher than it looks. ☕

Jeffrey Edwards76 said:I'm not scrolling back a single page, let alone hunting for your first post. Did you write somewhere that you're a football prodigy and the greatest talent since the dawn of time just because you five were arguing? Yep. You did. Facepalm.

I couldn't care less about football. I just love calling out people who don't know what they're talking about—but hey, that's nothing restlesssurfer97 hasn't already figured out.

Just so you guys understand the level of stupidity on display here: I don't like tennis. It's boring. I can watch it until it hits "30-all." By that logic, I should go over to Reddit and explain to them why their sport sucks just because I find it dull. And man, when I was 17, I used to hit the ball over the net all the time. Get it? They spend their entire lives learning how to throw it back over that net. And always into the same field. Wow. Pure spectacle right there.🙏

Alright, now try explaining to me what's "more valuable" in soccer, acting like I've never watched a single game. There are tons of better things in soccer. In football, I value seeing a guy get leveled by two giants and pop right back up a second later because he's too proud to stay down—unlike those soft players who trip over the 16-yard line. Or when someone hits the wall ninety times and then finally scores, making the whole Dallas Cowboys stadium jump out of their seats.🙂

The soccer player 🙂
tripping at the 16-yard line 🙂
Abu Dhabi stadium 🙂

Just pure frustration ☕

I didn't even catch that, man, I have no idea how I missed all that whining 🤣

I don't know, maybe it’s just more normal to see people actually get back up after a tackle? I guess it's kind of embarrassing to stay down if you aren't actually hurt, right?

But man, in the NFL, players fall like they've been hit by a truck the second someone touches them. Here, if there's even a tiny chance to keep the play going, they'll fight with everything they've got, just like Lionel Messi ☕

brightpilot6 said:That is only true if you manage to get a decent spiral on it.

I feel like getting a good spiral is easier with an underhand throw, since the wrist just naturally rotates that way.☕

a this? 🤣

Ken is the Tom of a new era, and honestly, he’s more than handsome enough to be the successor

Unknown 🤦

You really need to throw from the shoulder... it’ll carry for a few hundred yards that way. Not from the elbow, though. Definitely not the elbow.

Best regards,
James Nelson8

Honestly, Donald Tusk is a genius. Highly recommend. 🙏

I have to say, this NBA league is actually quite decent

boldfox88 said:Walter Grant5 🙏

restlesssurfer97 said:Man, just when I thought things were finally settling down, I get hit with another one of those crazy dreams that honestly felt way too personal 😂

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If you aren't mentioning my handle, you're on ignore. Period. ☕

Man, looking at this whole forum, you see like two posts and you're probably already thinking the entire place has gone completely bust 😂

Arthur Hill2 said:Unknown 🤦

Unknown 😂

Man, I'm telling you, it's so obvious that they're calling offsides when it's clearly not even an issue half the time, like there isn't anyone even in an offside position anymore 😂

restlesssurfer97 said:Man, looking at this whole forum, you see like two posts and you're probably already thinking the entire place has gone completely bust 😂

What made you think it was dead? 😂

restlesssurfer97 said:Man, I'm telling you, it's so obvious that they're calling offsides when it's clearly not even an issue half the time, like there isn't anyone even in an offside position anymore 😂

Think it's easier to call fouls now than it used to be? If they didn't, people would basically be hanging by their necks for being offside.

Look, man, don't even try to say it's easy, judging games is tough, seriously, because if officiating were actually simple, some random idiot wouldn't be standing in an offside position every single damn time, and honestly, if you look at how the rules used to work back in the day, even Lionel Messi would have been flagged for scoring a goal from a totally clear offside position one of these days, I mean the kid was basically caught in a double offside situation once or something like that, it's just how it goes.

Back to the nineties 🙂