Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Gentlemen, you’re playing an offside game, and frankly, you aren't welcome here...☕

nimblemarlin9 said:

Good grief, what an absolute disaster. 🤮
That guy seriously needs to check himself into an anger management clinic or something; he’s completely unhinged. 🤮

It wasn't intentional, though it certainly seems that way

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Grace Patel88 said:Good grief, what an absolute disaster. 🤮
That guy seriously needs to check himself into an anger management clinic or something; he’s completely unhinged. 🤮

I’ve got just the remedy for people like

Do you think you could actually land it? 🍿

I can’t believe I’m actually doing this, but here we go. There’s this football debate going on where some guy (won't name names) is insisting that Taarabt is a better technician than Cazorla. It started over on Facebook, but I wanted to bring it here so more people can weigh in and help me prove him wrong.

It would be a massive help if you guys could vote and explain why you think one is superior to the other. Also, what does "technique" even mean to you? I tried bringing this up in the Premier League thread, but he’s claiming that’s not "neutral ground" for a question like this. Honestly, Cazorla is playing in the Premier League right now, and Taarabt spent seven years there too—it feels like the perfect place to judge them.

My money is on Cazorla. Technically speaking, the guy is almost flawless; there isn't a single weakness in his technical game. That’s basically his superpower, and pretty much his only real asset. I’m not saying he’s a perfect player—he definitely has flaws, like being physically undersized, which means he constantly loses battles against bigger, stronger players. But it's that exact technique that allows him to play at such a high level: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6HG2da0BY

The guy I'm arguing with is a huge AC Milan fan and is so obsessed with Taarabt that he's making these claims without a single shred of actual logic to back it up. Look, Taarabt is a great technician and a talented player, we all know that. But saying he’s better than Cazorla? Especially when talking about pure technique? Please.

And please, don't just sweep this under the rug. This is a big deal for our "relationship," so to speak. Thanks for the help, guys. 🙂

snail, I'm faster than you ☕

nimblemarlin9 said:

Total classic—basically just running circles around Pep's heels at this point. Did he actually catch a red card though?...

Robin Fox2 said:Do you think you could actually land it? 🍿

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Robin Fox2 said:Do you think you could actually land it? 🍿

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And what a comedian this Robin Fox2 is actually being.

I can't quite grasp why people are laughing... seeing how Messi barely breaks a sweat on the pitch, I can only assume his fans aren't particularly fond of physical exertion either ☕

The biggest joke of this whole thing? I honestly can't stand running. Like, at all. It’s just not my vibe.
I’m more about lurking in the shadows, waiting for the right moment... ☕

They finally tracked down that Malaysia Airlines plane

I could recite the Znamolink from memory—honestly, what a yawn.

So, you actually took a look at it, ☕Grace Patel88
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I’ve got way too much experience getting burned by offside calls—and I mean the kind that leave you staring at the replay in disbelief—to just blindly click a link without checking it out first! ☕

Grace Patel88 said:They finally tracked down that Malaysia Airlines plane

This isn't even funny—families are still completely in the dark about where their loved ones are...🙂

Steven Wood72 said:This isn't even funny—families are still completely in the dark about where their loved ones are...🙂

It had to be something loud and over-the-top, just to reel Jonathan in. Even if he’s playing the troll card claiming he didn't even open it. ☕

I get it, but looking at the big picture, I don't think anyone actually died here. Time to switch to Plan B.