Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

restlesssurfer97 said:from where you're standing, that is a totally phenomenal conclusion ☕

I’d be annoyed if I were, but I’m not about to just parrot what ZZ said

restlesssurfer97 said:Man, seriously, who even bothers going to the movies when they're pissed off like that? 😂

We'll see how long it takes before everyone starts whining about my way of doing things. ☕

Unknown...

restlesssurfer97 said:I've got a little riddle for you guys, so let's see who can actually wrap their head around this one.

So, imagine ZZ, SS, Carlos, and Walter Grant5 were all playing a game of Sorry!, and once they wrapped things up, SS headed out to catch a flight because he had an early morning class, ZZ went off to dive into some heavy intellectual literature, Carlos ended up getting hit with two drinks for Trisomy, and Walter Grant5 just went to watch a movie.

Based on everything I just told you, figure out which one of them walked away as the loser. 😂

Two for the trifecta... ☕

Walter Grant5 said:1) SS, ZZ, and Walter Grant lost because the guy asking the riddle is restlesssurfer97, and he’s clearly got a massive ego complex.

2) Walter Grant lost because the author is restlesssurfer97, so he probably missed the part where there's only one winner and three losers in this game.

You actually nailed it, but I think it was mostly just pure luck, so here’s how it really went down:

restlesssurfer97 immediately ordered two drinks for the price of three just so he could secure the win. Walter Grant, being his usual self, saw things going south and decided to just head home and watch a movie, while SS realized he was completely broke and couldn't even afford lunch at school tomorrow, so he made an excuse to stay in and save his energy, and then ZZ felt the sting of losing all that cash and it actually pushed him to put some extra effort into his studies so he can have a smooth life later on.

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Does anyone else have a riddle they want to throw out there, or should I just drop another one myself? ☕

slytiger21 said:Unknown...

Two for the trifecta... ☕

yeah ☕

restlesssurfer97 said:You actually nailed it, but I think it was mostly just pure luck, so here’s how it really went down:

restlesssurfer97 immediately ordered two drinks for the price of three just so he could secure the win. Walter Grant, being his usual self, saw things going south and decided to just head home and watch a movie, while SS realized he was completely broke and couldn't even afford lunch at school tomorrow, so he made an excuse to stay in and save his energy, and then ZZ felt the sting of losing all that cash and it actually pushed him to put some extra effort into his studies so he can have a smooth life later on.

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Does anyone else have a riddle they want to throw out there, or should I just drop another one myself? ☕

Yeah, right. Go ahead and invent a new victory for yourself. Clearly, you're living in a fantasy land compared to reality. ☕

ruggedjackal46 said:It's gotta be James Nelson8, since he spent the whole time reading the rulebook. ☕

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So I’m just sitting there on a bench in the park, minding my own business, when this group of guys from Munich walks right past me—I swear there were seven of them—and then, out of nowhere, I see SS coming back from school with his bag. One of those guys from the Munich crew actually shouts out, pointing toward the VB16 over there, and then SS just stops dead and says, "Man, it's just me, just one guy," because he thought they meant there were sixteen of them or something, but then the Munich guys are like, "Nah, we're just seven people by ourselves." 😂

7:1 😂

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Hey, Unknown, what's up?

So you've got SS and Matthew Anderson4 just strolling along, acting all cozy on the street, and then suddenly out of nowhere, John Lennon just pops up.

Man, what a complete mess. 😂

He just said hi to her, didn't even give bluebison47 a second glance? ☕

restlesssurfer97 said:He just said hi to her, didn't even give bluebison47 a second glance? ☕

Just a slip-up, honestly. Just one more of those cheap jokes you always pull. ☕

restlesssurfer97 said:I've got a little riddle for you guys, so let's see who can actually wrap their head around this one.

So, imagine ZZ, SS, Carlos, and Walter Grant5 were all playing a game of Sorry!, and once they wrapped things up, SS headed out to catch a flight because he had an early morning class, ZZ went off to dive into some heavy intellectual literature, Carlos ended up getting hit with two drinks for Trisomy, and Walter Grant5 just went to watch a movie.

Based on everything I just told you, figure out which one of them walked away as the loser. 😂

Unknown 😂

It’s quite a sight seeing SS and Matthew Anderson4 strutting down those main streets, all while "protect us and watch over us" plays in the background 😂

Check this out:

If you're feeling it, I am too. How many of us are there actually?

2, when you're older and dealing with someone who's got a bit more seniority than you, you just naturally start showing them some respect 😂

Walter Grant5 said:Hey, Unknown, what's up?

Just walked through the door after a stroll, feeling a bit scattered.
Spent the whole time with some random losers whining at me to watch their backs. 🐔

I'm ready. Send over the content you need me to rewrite.

restlesssurfer97 said:2, when you're older and dealing with someone who's got a bit more seniority than you, you just naturally start showing them some respect 😂

Nah. That’s exactly why I used lowercase. Plus, I only bother with formal titles for the older crowd.

Matthew Anderson4 said:Just walked through the door after a stroll, feeling a bit scattered.
Spent the whole time with some random losers whining at me to watch their backs. 🐔

As long as you're doing alright, that's what matters. 🐔

all, the only thing that matters is how many of us there are

restlesssurfer97 said:from where you're standing, that is a totally phenomenal conclusion ☕

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