Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

What, you think I have a choice? It’s your right, after all...

It’s pure censorship. Total FBI tactics right here.

Future Ballon d'Or winner and the best young talent on the planet

just wanted to check in on you guys

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Henry Hayes3 said:Future Ballon d'Or winner and the best young talent on the planet

Are we seriously counting goals from some preseason tour in Asia? 🤦

restlesssurfer97 said:just wanted to check in on you guys

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Lionel Messi
You basically crawled into the darkest corner of your basement and didn't even think about coming out until the '96 Olympics were over, just to make sure the dust had settled.

😂😂😂

restlesssurfer97
You’re such a classic housewife. Probably spent all day at home praying the Rosary for your husband while he was deployed overseas.

🙂

George Washington
You're a real patriot. From '91 to '95 you spent every single day on the front lines, and even after the war wrapped up, you kept your gear ready just in case.

George Washington
You're a real patriot. From '91 to '95 you spent every single day on the front lines, and even after the war wrapped up, you kept your gear ready just in case.

Walter Grant5
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The obsession with myth-making in this part of the world really knows no bounds, honestly, the way they drag their own reputation through the mud is just beyond anything I can wrap my head around🤦
First you’ve got some random hustler making moves, then suddenly it's some high-level diplomat trying to play it cool, it’s just pure, unadulterated insecurity at this point🤦

And now we're reading all this stuff about those massive organized crime syndicates and the gangs out of Chicago, while everyone over in Europe treats them like nothing more than common street thugs🤦
They’re calling him the Cocaine King of the Midwest, acting like he was some kind of close associate to Pablo Escobar himself🤦

It’s just such a delusional nation, I mean, it's wild how easily people fall for these manufactured legends and total fabrications🤦

restlesssurfer97 said:just wanted to check in on you guys

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Cristiano Ronaldo
YOU ARE A TRAITOR! You spent the whole war on the wrong side of the line! You were shooting at Americans, and I bet you still have a framed map of the old empire hanging over your bed.

☕

Jesus
You totally bailed and fled the country back in the 90s, man. You were honestly too terrified to even mention where you came from, and now that you're finally back home, you’re out here telling the neighbors you were stuck in the war the whole damn time.

🕺

Bill Clinton
You really are a true patriot. From '91 to '95, you spent every single day right there on the front lines, and even after the war finally wound down, you kept all your gear ready just in case.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

General Patton
You hid out in some dark corner of a basement, and you didn't even crawl out until '96 just to make sure the war was actually over.

Liam handled that situation quite well; one really ought to just smooth everything over without asking too many questions...

If they were actually building an app meant for the whole country to enjoy, they could have easily included more than five multiple-choice options.🤦

What are they even gonna make up? They just gave us the straight truth 😂

Where have you been hiding all this time?

Your mom is pretty great 🙂

Here’s your little sister for you


She let him right in the ass😍

and man, right after that, he’s just stripping off his boxers, and let me tell you, that rectal 😂
was absolutely wild.