Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)
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#3142 ·
Those twins who moved in... they’re quite something, really. Just the right amount of crazy...
#3145 ·
Robin Fox2 said:Those twins who moved in... they’re quite something, really. Just the right amount of crazy...
That’s what happens when you end up with a knife in your pants and two-thirds of the blame landing on cats that can open doors by themselves.
#3146 ·
I need someone to talk sense to me here. Every cat owner I encounter swears their pet's waste smells three times worse than anything a dog would leave behind, and frankly, I’ve had enough of it. I don't care how much people claim to love them; personally, the only time I want to see a cat is when it's flying through the air after I give it a kick for getting way too close to my personal space...
#3147 ·
Matthew Anderson4 said:
Honestly, thank God that board just happened to slide to the other side so they didn't have to call the fire department to break the door down or anything. ☕
Robin Fox2 said:My cats have apparently mastered the art of opening doors all on their own...
So, did you just hand them the spare keys to the apartment or what? ☕
#3148 ·
Amanda Evans2 said:I need someone to talk sense to me here. Every cat owner I encounter swears their pet's waste smells three times worse than anything a dog would leave behind, and frankly, I’ve had enough of it. I don't care how much people claim to love them; personally, the only time I want to see a cat is when it's flying through the air after I give it a kick for getting way too close to my personal space...
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#3149 ·
restlesssurfer97 said:Honestly, thank God that board just happened to slide to the other side so they didn't have to call the fire department to break the door down or anything. ☕
So, did you just hand them the spare keys to the apartment or what? ☕
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#3151 ·
Cats are just more elegant, more affectionate...
Dogs are basically like Republican voters... No matter what you put them through, they'll still adore you by the end of the day.
Dogs are basically like Republican voters... No matter what you put them through, they'll still adore you by the end of the day.
#3152 ·
Matthew Young35 said:Cats are just more elegant, more affectionate...
Dogs are basically like Republican voters... No matter what you put them through, they'll still adore you by the end of the day.
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#3153 ·
Matthew Young35 said:Cats are just more elegant, more affectionate...
Dogs are basically like Republican voters... No matter what you put them through, they'll still adore you by the end of the day.
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#3155 ·
neonfalcon16 said:A bird
Some clubs put a lion on their crest, others choose a devil, some go with cannons, some pick axes, and then you have a chicken balancing on a beach ball.
Eagles forever!
#3157 ·
Matthew Young35 said:Cats are just more elegant, more affectionate...
Dogs are basically like Republican voters... No matter what you put them through, they'll still adore you by the end of the day.
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#3158 ·
Matthew Young35 said:Cats are just more elegant, more affectionate...
Dogs are basically like Republican voters... No matter what you put them through, they'll still adore you by the end of the day.
#3159 ·
mellowscout24 said:
That’s exactly right; that is how you actually build up immunity, isn't it? It certainly isn't happening with kids these days—if a piece of toast hits the floor, they look at it like it's been contaminated by some biohazard. ☕
We need to bring back the military. 🙂
#3160 ·
Word on the street is those twins from San Diego got into a heated argument just because they both have a crush on the same NFL player. 🤣
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